The door to the tavern slowly creaks open. A rooster with colorful plumage clucks as its struts in, bobbing its head and scratching at the floor. Suddenly it lets out a loud, "Cockadoodledoooooo!"
A small goblin dressed in a hodge-podge of different pieces of armor scurries into the room. The goblin pushes the horned viking helmet out of his eyes, his nose is flat like a bat, he has sharp tusks, large pointed ears, and his skin is a vibrant green. The goblin clears his voice and proclaims, "Ah-he-hem! Harken to mine proclamation. All hail the King of Cutlery! Dmitri Tsarevich, King of the World and All That is in it! Here comes the great Tsar, Sultan, Chief, King, Emperor, Prince, and... er... big boss of everything!" The goblin bows and steps to the side as a strange figure steps through the doorway. The figure is a young man, if that, he can't be older than 16. His hair is a bright red mess and atop it lies a crown made of forks and spoons stuck together with twine. The "King" wears a red tunic with brown trousers, and a hooded cloak made of a bunch of bits of fabric patched together. His feet are bare, and a shirt of chain mail made of a bunch of keys protects his chest. He carries in his hand a scepter made of a stick with a pine cone attached to the end of it. He grins at the tavern, scoops up the rooster, and marches over to the bar.
Behind him follows what appears to be a royal retinue. Many oddly dressed goblins scurry about, a bird with leaves instead of feathers flutters in the air, a grinning skeleton wearing a feather in his cap rattles by while juggling skulls, a man in brown suit with strange tattoos on his bald head, a tree wearing a suit of armor, a familiar looking plague doctor, and more walk in and sit throughout the tavern.
*why are you happy about MONDAY?! are you ok? did you hit your head?*
(I'm happy because my package comes today)
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So spend your hours on What you think I've done wrong I know I'm in your mind I've been here way too long I want to spend my life With those who've done me right Your heart is frozen over I'm a four-leaf clover
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*Kayla’s off with Ember at her house, but she’ll be back soon.*
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft and Forgotten Realms. My pronouns are she/they.
I like reading and writing, but I’m not much of an artist.
*oh ok! Maybe I'll try rp if/when she gets back*
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
*Actually, we can timeskip ahead to when she gets back if you want. But there’s a good chance I have to go soon anyway. Whatever you want to do.*
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft and Forgotten Realms. My pronouns are she/they.
I like reading and writing, but I’m not much of an artist.
*ok, timeskip sounds good!*
Flint is hanging around the bins with a raccoon called Shelton
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
Kayla comes up to him. She’s a young gnome woman with long brown hair and lots of jewelry. “Hi! I love your raccoon.”
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft and Forgotten Realms. My pronouns are she/they.
I like reading and writing, but I’m not much of an artist.
Hi looks at her like 'my name?'
Shelton waves, an apple core hanging out of his mouth.
'I know, he's adorable, right! His manners are pretty good by raccoon standards'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
The door to the tavern slowly creaks open. A rooster with colorful plumage clucks as its struts in, bobbing its head and scratching at the floor. Suddenly it lets out a loud, "Cockadoodledoooooo!"
A small goblin dressed in a hodge-podge of different pieces of armor scurries into the room. The goblin pushes the horned viking helmet out of his eyes, his nose is flat like a bat, he has sharp tusks, large pointed ears, and his skin is a vibrant green. The goblin clears his voice and proclaims, "Ah-he-hem! Harken to mine proclamation. All hail the King of Cutlery! Dmitri Tsarevich, King of the World and All That is in it! Here comes the great Tsar, Sultan, Chief, King, Emperor, Prince, and... er... big boss of everything!" The goblin bows and steps to the side as a strange figure steps through the doorway. The figure is a young man, if that, he can't be older than 16. His hair is a bright red mess and atop it lies a crown made of forks and spoons stuck together with twine. The "King" wears a red tunic with brown trousers, and a hooded cloak made of a bunch of bits of fabric patched together. His feet are bare, and a shirt of chain mail made of a bunch of keys protects his chest. He carries in his hand a scepter made of a stick with a pine cone attached to the end of it. He grins at the tavern, scoops up the rooster, and marches over to the bar.
Behind him follows what appears to be a royal retinue. Many oddly dressed goblins scurry about, a bird with leaves instead of feathers flutters in the air, a grinning skeleton wearing a feather in his cap rattles by while juggling skulls, a man in brown suit with strange tattoos on his bald head, a tree wearing a suit of armor, a familiar looking plague doctor, and more walk in and sit throughout the tavern.
“He’s amazing,” Kayla says happily. She pets Shelton’s head.
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft and Forgotten Realms. My pronouns are she/they.
I like reading and writing, but I’m not much of an artist.
*good morning*
**tips hat* an australian i see*
BEANS
BOTTOM TEXT
*nah, I just woke up/got out of bed around 2pm. Don't really have a reason to get up early*
*-nibbles toes-*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*-.-*
Shelton seems to like it.
''Think ya made a new friend there!''
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
Kayla grins at Flint. “Yeah he’s great! I love raccoons.”
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft and Forgotten Realms. My pronouns are she/they.
I like reading and writing, but I’m not much of an artist.
* I love that you led with "IF" is ember really giving off that many suspicius vibes already?*
I'm viper, The Ultimate Silly Snake 50/50 whatever I'm saying is a poorly thought-out joke, or something I think makes sense but really doesn't.
i also like being estreeeeeemely chaotic.
I also do commissions! look here for prices!
*wooo! Happy Monday y'all*
*why are you happy about MONDAY?! are you ok? did you hit your head?*
I'm viper, The Ultimate Silly Snake 50/50 whatever I'm saying is a poorly thought-out joke, or something I think makes sense but really doesn't.
i also like being estreeeeeemely chaotic.
I also do commissions! look here for prices!
*had a test, less happy about Monday*
*but I finally get to play dnd for real today :D*
(I'm happy because my package comes today)
So spend your hours on
What you think I've done wrong
I know I'm in your mind
I've been here way too long
I want to spend my life
With those who've done me right
Your heart is frozen over
I'm a four-leaf clover