The 2 Story Tavern

*I had a nightmare that Drummer got banned for being the messiah and all his threads were deleted by the mods. He was really upset about the loss of this one.*

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*I had a nightmare that Drummer got banned for being the messiah and all his threads were deleted by the mods. He was really upset about the loss of this one.*

 *The dream seems accurate enough, although I would be banned for being overly british*

*good morning you little crab apples! How goes it?*

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*Eh, I could have Carl answer your professionally, but Juliet is more fun*

Juliet, standing behind the counter, is frozen in shock! She's got that anime-like expression on her face where she rooted to the spot, but looks like she wants to run for the hills, eyes wide, mouth closed. God bless her though, she does her best. "W-welcome s-sir. We have, a number of rooms available, I'm s-sure we can find one that you l-like." Her eyes are rapidly flicking between the three of them at this point. "Could you pplease put the b-bodies elsewhere, or help us take them somewhere appropriate-" He voice gets higher and more nervous before she sharply stops with a short high pitched sound, closing her eyes and looking away slightly, bracing herself for whatever comes next. "please don't hurt me."

 The minotaur chuckles "we ain't gonna hurt ya lass. We only go after the really bad." He says and bows his head "if the bodies are to go outside, then they shall." It walks outsides. The one with the star mask looks at Juliet and tilts his head "My name is The Brand. The minotaur is Klosk and the military fellow is my right hand man, Bash."

Bash bows his head politely and follows Klosk outside.

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*good morning you little crab apples! How goes it?*

 *Hey yo!!!*

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*good morning you little crab apples! How goes it?*

 *Hey Alaric!*

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*good morning you little crab apples! How goes it?*

 *My Borg has been Morked. Would you like to have your Borg Morked as well? (Translation: I found a popular rules-light system and would like to test it out. Would you like to join me in this horrifying/hilarious adventure?)*

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*Eh, I could have Carl answer your professionally, but Juliet is more fun*

Juliet, standing behind the counter, is frozen in shock! She's got that anime-like expression on her face where she rooted to the spot, but looks like she wants to run for the hills, eyes wide, mouth closed. God bless her though, she does her best. "W-welcome s-sir. We have, a number of rooms available, I'm s-sure we can find one that you l-like." Her eyes are rapidly flicking between the three of them at this point. "Could you pplease put the b-bodies elsewhere, or help us take them somewhere appropriate-" He voice gets higher and more nervous before she sharply stops with a short high pitched sound, closing her eyes and looking away slightly, bracing herself for whatever comes next. "please don't hurt me."

 The minotaur chuckles "we ain't gonna hurt ya lass. We only go after the really bad." He says and bows his head "if the bodies are to go outside, then they shall." It walks outsides. The one with the star mask looks at Juliet and tilts his head "My name is The Brand. The minotaur is Klosk and the military fellow is my right hand man, Bash."

Bash bows his head politely and follows Klosk outside.

 "n-nice to meet you all. You can... take some of that money back if you would like, we um, don't have a room good enough to accept it."

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*good morning you little crab apples! How goes it?*

 *Hey yo!!!*

 *Howdy lawrence!!*

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*good morning you little crab apples! How goes it?*

 *Hey Alaric!*

 *Drummer!!!*

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*good morning you little crab apples! How goes it?*

 *My Borg has been Morked. Would you like to have your Borg Morked as well? (Translation: I found a popular rules-light system and would like to test it out. Would you like to join me in this horrifying/hilarious adventure?)*

 *oooo, I'll check it out!*

Ozzy walks into the cafe

Pax has set up a little cooking spit, roasting some meat

-free slot-

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Ozzy walks into the cafe

Pax has set up a little cooking spit, roasting some meat

-free slot-

 The Brand is sitting inside with Klosk and Bash, drinking and looking over bounties.

Miranda is curled up into the forest, sitting under a tree.

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Ozzy walks into the cafe

Pax has set up a little cooking spit, roasting some meat

-free slot-

 The Brand is sitting inside with Klosk and Bash, drinking and looking over bounties.

Miranda is curled up into the forest, sitting under a tree.

 Ozzy curiously looks over their shoulder

The smell of cooked steak eventually reaches her

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*Eh, I could have Carl answer your professionally, but Juliet is more fun*

Juliet, standing behind the counter, is frozen in shock! She's got that anime-like expression on her face where she rooted to the spot, but looks like she wants to run for the hills, eyes wide, mouth closed. God bless her though, she does her best. "W-welcome s-sir. We have, a number of rooms available, I'm s-sure we can find one that you l-like." Her eyes are rapidly flicking between the three of them at this point. "Could you pplease put the b-bodies elsewhere, or help us take them somewhere appropriate-" He voice gets higher and more nervous before she sharply stops with a short high pitched sound, closing her eyes and looking away slightly, bracing herself for whatever comes next. "please don't hurt me."

 The minotaur chuckles "we ain't gonna hurt ya lass. We only go after the really bad." He says and bows his head "if the bodies are to go outside, then they shall." It walks outsides. The one with the star mask looks at Juliet and tilts his head "My name is The Brand. The minotaur is Klosk and the military fellow is my right hand man, Bash."

Bash bows his head politely and follows Klosk outside.

 "n-nice to meet you all. You can... take some of that money back if you would like, we um, don't have a room good enough to accept it."

 "Well, we'll take whatever you got." He chuckles and peers out the window "And a stable for Klosk. I think he doesn't want to hurt your roofs."

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Ozzy walks into the cafe

Pax has set up a little cooking spit, roasting some meat

-free slot-

 The Brand is sitting inside with Klosk and Bash, drinking and looking over bounties.

Miranda is curled up into the forest, sitting under a tree.

 Ozzy curiously looks over their shoulder

The smell of cooked steak eventually reaches her

 There appear to be bounties of all kinds. Devils, People, some man named Stroth. All kinds up for grabs and for money.

She sniffs the air and tilts her head. She follows it and stares at him "You know wild beasts will follow that?"

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Ozzy walks into the cafe

Pax has set up a little cooking spit, roasting some meat

-free slot-

 The Brand is sitting inside with Klosk and Bash, drinking and looking over bounties.

Miranda is curled up into the forest, sitting under a tree.

 Ozzy curiously looks over their shoulder

The smell of cooked steak eventually reaches her

 There appear to be bounties of all kinds. Devils, People, some man named Stroth. All kinds up for grabs and for money.

She sniffs the air and tilts her head. She follows it and stares at him "You know wild beasts will follow that?"

 "Y'all bounty hunters?" He asks,

"Seems one already did." He smirks, "Want some then?"

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Ozzy walks into the cafe

Pax has set up a little cooking spit, roasting some meat

-free slot-

 The Brand is sitting inside with Klosk and Bash, drinking and looking over bounties.

Miranda is curled up into the forest, sitting under a tree.

 Ozzy curiously looks over their shoulder

The smell of cooked steak eventually reaches her

 There appear to be bounties of all kinds. Devils, People, some man named Stroth. All kinds up for grabs and for money.

She sniffs the air and tilts her head. She follows it and stares at him "You know wild beasts will follow that?"

 "Y'all bounty hunters?" He asks,

"Seems one already did." He smirks, "Want some then?"

 "Indeed" The Brand said and turned to look at Ozzy. "My name is The Brand and we are bounty hunters you could say". Bash looked up "And politicians, and thieves, and just terrible people in general." he said.

"Sure.." She said and sat down besides him. "And don't call me a beast".

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Ozzy walks into the cafe

Pax has set up a little cooking spit, roasting some meat

-free slot-

 The Brand is sitting inside with Klosk and Bash, drinking and looking over bounties.

Miranda is curled up into the forest, sitting under a tree.

 Ozzy curiously looks over their shoulder

The smell of cooked steak eventually reaches her

 There appear to be bounties of all kinds. Devils, People, some man named Stroth. All kinds up for grabs and for money.

She sniffs the air and tilts her head. She follows it and stares at him "You know wild beasts will follow that?"

 "Y'all bounty hunters?" He asks,

"Seems one already did." He smirks, "Want some then?"

 "Indeed" The Brand said and turned to look at Ozzy. "My name is The Brand and we are bounty hunters you could say". Bash looked up "And politicians, and thieves, and just terrible people in general." he said.

"Sure.." She said and sat down besides him. "And don't call me a beast".

 "Nome of those seems particularly bad" He says with a slight shrug

"Well, you're a lycan right?" He asks

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Ozzy walks into the cafe

Pax has set up a little cooking spit, roasting some meat

-free slot-

 The Brand is sitting inside with Klosk and Bash, drinking and looking over bounties.

Miranda is curled up into the forest, sitting under a tree.

 Ozzy curiously looks over their shoulder

The smell of cooked steak eventually reaches her

 There appear to be bounties of all kinds. Devils, People, some man named Stroth. All kinds up for grabs and for money.

She sniffs the air and tilts her head. She follows it and stares at him "You know wild beasts will follow that?"

 "Y'all bounty hunters?" He asks,

"Seems one already did." He smirks, "Want some then?"

 "Indeed" The Brand said and turned to look at Ozzy. "My name is The Brand and we are bounty hunters you could say". Bash looked up "And politicians, and thieves, and just terrible people in general." he said.

"Sure.." She said and sat down besides him. "And don't call me a beast".

 "Nome of those seems particularly bad" He says with a slight shrug

"Well, you're a lycan right?" He asks

 "You say that now because you aint got an idea about what happens behind closed doors." Klosk said and chuckled. Brand nodded "He's right kid."

"Yes. You know this." she narrows her eyes "Think carefully what you are going to say next."