*Should I work on my midterm paper? The answer is always OF COURSE NOT (I will do it later). Also NOTHIC*
A hand roughly pushes the door to the lower entrance of the tavern open, a short humanoid stumbling through. They stand at around 5'3 with tanned reddish skin coupled with thick dreads that cover their face, the rest pulled back into a messy ponytail. Their hair glows with an almost blue flame-like aura, their eyes hidden behind their bangs. This person appears to be a fire genasi - their fingers glow with the soft embers of a smoldering fire, smoke curling off of their soot stained plated armor. The genasi carries a massive maul strapped to their back, crafted from black steel with veins of silver. A wicked looking longsword with a skull shaped hilt hangs on one side of their belt, the other side holstering a pistol with a steel dragon's head. Their tattered cloak seems to display some sort of scythe and wing symbol knitted in white.
They grin broadly, rolling up their sleeves to reveal a large vulture tattoo, before cracking their knuckles and heading inside.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
* Baz, I wrote you a meat song in Italian. Use it well
La mia vita il mio amore la mia chiamata
è solo carne
Il più grande, sopra ogni altra cosa
è solo carne
La migliore e unica gioia della vita
è solo carne
Per tutti, ora e per sempre
è solo carne!
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I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
The giant's smile twitches. "Well, we all make choices, and while I might not agree with yours, I respect them!" A bit of blood runs down from his hat-covered eyes.
*I’m back! I’ll try to intro my favourite character into the tavern :3*
Loud Shouting can be heard in the distance, as a half dozen people chase after a person with dark red skin. and horns like a rams. The crowd have pitchforks out, and they look like that are going to kill the person.
A few minutes pass and the Shouting seems to get further away. The person they were chasing runs into the alley behind the tavern and hides in a dumpster.
*I’m back! I’ll try to intro my favourite character into the tavern :3*
Loud Shouting can be heard in the distance, as a half dozen people chase after a person with dark red skin. and horns like a rams. The crowd have pitchforks out, and they look like that are going to kill the person.
A few minutes pass and the Shouting seems to get further away. The person they were chasing runs into the alley behind the tavern and hides in a dumpster.
*I’m back! I’ll try to intro my favourite character into the tavern :3*
Loud Shouting can be heard in the distance, as a half dozen people chase after a person with dark red skin. and horns like a rams. The crowd have pitchforks out, and they look like that are going to kill the person.
A few minutes pass and the Shouting seems to get further away. The person they were chasing runs into the alley behind the tavern and hides in a dumpster.
The blood-soaked giant in the white suit calmly walks up to the dumpster, holding out a plate of sausages and steak. "Are you hungry, little one?"
*I’m back! I’ll try to intro my favourite character into the tavern :3*
Loud Shouting can be heard in the distance, as a half dozen people chase after a person with dark red skin. and horns like a rams. The crowd have pitchforks out, and they look like that are going to kill the person.
A few minutes pass and the Shouting seems to get further away. The person they were chasing runs into the alley behind the tavern and hides in a dumpster.
The blood-soaked giant in the white suit calmly walks up to the dumpster, holding out a plate of sausages and steak. "Are you hungry, little one?"
‘I-I am. Are you one of those who were c-chasing me?’ The voice sounds masculine, with a touch of feminine charm to it. They open the dumpster a bit and peek out at the giant. Their eyes are a calming hazel.
*I’m back! I’ll try to intro my favourite character into the tavern :3*
Loud Shouting can be heard in the distance, as a half dozen people chase after a person with dark red skin. and horns like a rams. The crowd have pitchforks out, and they look like that are going to kill the person.
A few minutes pass and the Shouting seems to get further away. The person they were chasing runs into the alley behind the tavern and hides in a dumpster.
The blood-soaked giant in the white suit calmly walks up to the dumpster, holding out a plate of sausages and steak. "Are you hungry, little one?"
‘I-I am. Are you one of those who were c-chasing me?’ The voice sounds masculine, with a touch of feminine charm to it. They open the dumpster a bit and peek out at the giant. Their eyes are a calming hazel.
"By the Basilisks... to meet such a Blessed Being is an Honor. I would never hunt such a creature." He kneels and offers the plate.
*I’m back! I’ll try to intro my favourite character into the tavern :3*
Loud Shouting can be heard in the distance, as a half dozen people chase after a person with dark red skin. and horns like a rams. The crowd have pitchforks out, and they look like that are going to kill the person.
A few minutes pass and the Shouting seems to get further away. The person they were chasing runs into the alley behind the tavern and hides in a dumpster.
The blood-soaked giant in the white suit calmly walks up to the dumpster, holding out a plate of sausages and steak. "Are you hungry, little one?"
‘I-I am. Are you one of those who were c-chasing me?’ The voice sounds masculine, with a touch of feminine charm to it. They open the dumpster a bit and peek out at the giant. Their eyes are a calming hazel.
"By the Basilisks... to meet such a Blessed Being is an Honor. I would never hunt such a creature." He kneels and offers the plate.
They clumsily climb out of the dumpster, take the plate and scarfs down the food.
The figure before you looks feminine, but their chest is unusually flat. They have brown hair that goes down to their ears, and two horns like a rams. They look pretty weak as well.
’S-Sorry, I haven’t eaten in a while, those accursed townsfolk keep tracking me down convinced I am an evil devil.’ ‘Truth is, I am a Devil, well a Cambion.’
They clumsily climb out of the dumpster, take the plate and scarfs down the food.
The figure before you looks feminine, but their chest is unusually flat. They have brown hair that goes down to their ears, and two horns like a rams. They look pretty weak as well.
’S-Sorry, I haven’t eaten in a while, those accursed townsfolk keep tracking me down convinced I am an evil devil.’ ‘Truth is, I am a Devil, well a Cambion.’
"Ah, but I smell goodness on you. The Flesh has blessed this meeting. Those townsfolk are misguided. The Meat will Clear their minds."
They clumsily climb out of the dumpster, take the plate and scarfs down the food.
The figure before you looks feminine, but their chest is unusually flat. They have brown hair that goes down to their ears, and two horns like a rams. They look pretty weak as well.
’S-Sorry, I haven’t eaten in a while, those accursed townsfolk keep tracking me down convinced I am an evil devil.’ ‘Truth is, I am a Devil, well a Cambion.’
"Ah, but I smell goodness on you. The Flesh has blessed this meeting. Those townsfolk are misguided. The Meat will Clear their minds."
‘T-The Flesh? Is that a deity or something else?’ The Cambion looks up at you with a look of worry on their face.
They clumsily climb out of the dumpster, take the plate and scarfs down the food.
The figure before you looks feminine, but their chest is unusually flat. They have brown hair that goes down to their ears, and two horns like a rams. They look pretty weak as well.
’S-Sorry, I haven’t eaten in a while, those accursed townsfolk keep tracking me down convinced I am an evil devil.’ ‘Truth is, I am a Devil, well a Cambion.’
"Ah, but I smell goodness on you. The Flesh has blessed this meeting. Those townsfolk are misguided. The Meat will Clear their minds."
‘T-The Flesh? Is that a deity or something else?’ The Cambion looks up at you with a look of worry on their face.
The giant removes his hat in reverence, revealing his empty sockets. "It is... Something Else. Think of it as a God, to start with. A God of life and eternity. Of flesh and blood. It loves all creatures and despises waste. Its time is coming, and those of us who embrace the Flesh will live in the New World. I share with whoever I can and try to teach them the Love within the Meat. All things are Beautiful, even if some must die for their Beauty to come out. You and I are Blessed Creatures. We are Chosen to have the most beautiful Flesh of us all. I have no eyes... and you have horns... and by god, those villagers must be learned of our Loving Ways."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
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(What is he doing in this dimension?)
Your friendly trans bard!
She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
*Should I work on my midterm paper? The answer is always OF COURSE NOT (I will do it later). Also NOTHIC*
A hand roughly pushes the door to the lower entrance of the tavern open, a short humanoid stumbling through. They stand at around 5'3 with tanned reddish skin coupled with thick dreads that cover their face, the rest pulled back into a messy ponytail. Their hair glows with an almost blue flame-like aura, their eyes hidden behind their bangs. This person appears to be a fire genasi - their fingers glow with the soft embers of a smoldering fire, smoke curling off of their soot stained plated armor. The genasi carries a massive maul strapped to their back, crafted from black steel with veins of silver. A wicked looking longsword with a skull shaped hilt hangs on one side of their belt, the other side holstering a pistol with a steel dragon's head. Their tattered cloak seems to display some sort of scythe and wing symbol knitted in white.
They grin broadly, rolling up their sleeves to reveal a large vulture tattoo, before cracking their knuckles and heading inside.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
* Baz, I wrote you a meat song in Italian. Use it well
La mia vita il mio amore la mia chiamata
è solo carne
Il più grande, sopra ogni altra cosa
è solo carne
La migliore e unica gioia della vita
è solo carne
Per tutti, ora e per sempre
è solo carne!
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
*Giving away meat, obviously!*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*I will cherish it forever*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*OMG CYNO IS BACK!!!*
The giant's smile twitches. "Well, we all make choices, and while I might not agree with yours, I respect them!" A bit of blood runs down from his hat-covered eyes.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*I’m back! I’ll try to intro my favourite character into the tavern :3*
Loud Shouting can be heard in the distance, as a half dozen people chase after a person with dark red skin. and horns like a rams. The crowd have pitchforks out, and they look like that are going to kill the person.
A few minutes pass and the Shouting seems to get further away. The person they were chasing runs into the alley behind the tavern and hides in a dumpster.
She/Her | Femboy Nerd
Moderator for the The 2 Story Tavern and Return of The Spider Guild
~Extended Signature~
Devilishly Cute
*meaty*
(Naturally)
Your friendly trans bard!
She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
*Nice intro*
*Thanks. I put a lot of thought into that intro :3*
She/Her | Femboy Nerd
Moderator for the The 2 Story Tavern and Return of The Spider Guild
~Extended Signature~
Devilishly Cute
The blood-soaked giant in the white suit calmly walks up to the dumpster, holding out a plate of sausages and steak. "Are you hungry, little one?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
‘I-I am. Are you one of those who were c-chasing me?’ The voice sounds masculine, with a touch of feminine charm to it.
They open the dumpster a bit and peek out at the giant. Their eyes are a calming hazel.
She/Her | Femboy Nerd
Moderator for the The 2 Story Tavern and Return of The Spider Guild
~Extended Signature~
Devilishly Cute
"By the Basilisks... to meet such a Blessed Being is an Honor. I would never hunt such a creature." He kneels and offers the plate.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
They clumsily climb out of the dumpster, take the plate and scarfs down the food.
The figure before you looks feminine, but their chest is unusually flat. They have brown hair that goes down to their ears, and two horns like a rams. They look pretty weak as well.
’S-Sorry, I haven’t eaten in a while, those accursed townsfolk keep tracking me down convinced I am an evil devil.’
‘Truth is, I am a Devil, well a Cambion.’
She/Her | Femboy Nerd
Moderator for the The 2 Story Tavern and Return of The Spider Guild
~Extended Signature~
Devilishly Cute
"Ah, but I smell goodness on you. The Flesh has blessed this meeting. Those townsfolk are misguided. The Meat will Clear their minds."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*entered a wifi dead zone, sorries*
Ozzy is making the second model of his legs,
The tabaxi that attempted to Pickpocket the femboy cat is attempting to steal a bottle of whiskey
There is a larger horde of zombies and skeletons approaching the town, maybe a couple miles out
‘T-The Flesh? Is that a deity or something else?’
The Cambion looks up at you with a look of worry on their face.
She/Her | Femboy Nerd
Moderator for the The 2 Story Tavern and Return of The Spider Guild
~Extended Signature~
Devilishly Cute
The giant removes his hat in reverence, revealing his empty sockets. "It is... Something Else. Think of it as a God, to start with. A God of life and eternity. Of flesh and blood. It loves all creatures and despises waste. Its time is coming, and those of us who embrace the Flesh will live in the New World. I share with whoever I can and try to teach them the Love within the Meat. All things are Beautiful, even if some must die for their Beauty to come out. You and I are Blessed Creatures. We are Chosen to have the most beautiful Flesh of us all. I have no eyes... and you have horns... and by god, those villagers must be learned of our Loving Ways."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels