The 2 Story Tavern

The Brand and his people are inside a local village home. The house looks trashed, outside and in. Klosk is gently holding an unconscious women over his shoulder while Bash is using Zone of Truth on two small children to figure out where their father went. Brand is pacing around inside, looking agitated. 

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The Brand and his people are inside a local village home. The house looks trashed, outside and in. Klosk is gently holding an unconscious women over his shoulder while Bash is using Zone of Truth on two small children to figure out where their father went. Brand is pacing around inside, looking agitated. 

 “Is the women hot?”

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'Oh, hey'

 “Hello there and what might you be?”

 'What ya think I am?'

He is sat at his table, a rat perched on his shoulder. His hair is greasy and damp, and he looks like he hasn't seen sunlight in a while

 “ an overgrown muskrat?” I say as I smile

 ''I mean, I'm a half-elf, but ya not too far wrong. Was raised by rats, ya see. Explains a lot''

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The Brand and his people are inside a local village home. The house looks trashed, outside and in. Klosk is gently holding an unconscious women over his shoulder while Bash is using Zone of Truth on two small children to figure out where their father went. Brand is pacing around inside, looking agitated. 

 “Is the women hot?”

 Klosk narrows his eyes "What kind of question is that."

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'Oh, hey'

 “Hello there and what might you be?”

 'What ya think I am?'

He is sat at his table, a rat perched on his shoulder. His hair is greasy and damp, and he looks like he hasn't seen sunlight in a while

 “ an overgrown muskrat?” I say as I smile

 ''I mean, I'm a half-elf, but ya not too far wrong. Was raised by rats, ya see. Explains a lot''

“ If you were raised by rats, then you have never had rat meat? Because it is delicious ”

'No, no, no. Rats are friends, not food. I mean, eating them isn't really morally wrong if they're already dead, but, it just doesn't feel right. And killing rats, well, unless ya starving, it's, just no'

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The Brand and his people are inside a local village home. The house looks trashed, outside and in. Klosk is gently holding an unconscious women over his shoulder while Bash is using Zone of Truth on two small children to figure out where their father went. Brand is pacing around inside, looking agitated. 

 “Is the women hot?”

 Klosk narrows his eyes "What kind of question is that."

 Hahahahahaha “ if her husband is dead, does that mean she is single?”

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'No, no, no. Rats are friends, not food. I mean, eating them isn't really morally wrong if they're already dead, but, it just doesn't feel right. And killing rats, well, unless ya starving, it's, just no'

 “ ok can I pet your rat?”

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The Brand and his people are inside a local village home. The house looks trashed, outside and in. Klosk is gently holding an unconscious women over his shoulder while Bash is using Zone of Truth on two small children to figure out where their father went. Brand is pacing around inside, looking agitated. 

 “Is the women hot?”

 Klosk narrows his eyes "What kind of question is that."

 Hahahahahaha “ if her husband is dead, does that mean she is single?”

 "Get lost lad." Klosk said and snorted. Bash looked up and snarled "He's that one from yesterday. Boss wants 'im dead."

D&d dating sim

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 Yes or no?

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'No, no, no. Rats are friends, not food. I mean, eating them isn't really morally wrong if they're already dead, but, it just doesn't feel right. And killing rats, well, unless ya starving, it's, just no'

 “ ok can I pet your rat?”

 'As long as ya don't eat him. He's my oldest friend'

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The Brand and his people are inside a local village home. The house looks trashed, outside and in. Klosk is gently holding an unconscious women over his shoulder while Bash is using Zone of Truth on two small children to figure out where their father went. Brand is pacing around inside, looking agitated. 

 “Is the women hot?”

 Klosk narrows his eyes "What kind of question is that."

 Hahahahahaha “ if her husband is dead, does that mean she is single?”

 "Get lost lad." Klosk said and snorted. Bash looked up and snarled "He's that one from yesterday. Boss wants 'im dead."

 “Ok ok ok I’ll go if you tell me if she is hot”

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'No, no, no. Rats are friends, not food. I mean, eating them isn't really morally wrong if they're already dead, but, it just doesn't feel right. And killing rats, well, unless ya starving, it's, just no'

 “ ok can I pet your rat?”

 'As long as ya don't eat him. He's my oldest friend'

 I Pet pet pet the rat “ awww he/she is so cute”

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The Brand and his people are inside a local village home. The house looks trashed, outside and in. Klosk is gently holding an unconscious women over his shoulder while Bash is using Zone of Truth on two small children to figure out where their father went. Brand is pacing around inside, looking agitated. 

 “Is the women hot?”

 Klosk narrows his eyes "What kind of question is that."

 Hahahahahaha “ if her husband is dead, does that mean she is single?”

 "Get lost lad." Klosk said and snorted. Bash looked up and snarled "He's that one from yesterday. Boss wants 'im dead."

 “Ok ok ok I’ll go if you tell me if she is hot”

 Bash loads his rifle and points at them. "Heard your unkillable. We'll see about that. Get going. Now."

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'He so is! His name is Hi. Say hi, Hi!'

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'He so is! His name is Hi. Say hi, Hi!'

Hi waves

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The Brand and his people are inside a local village home. The house looks trashed, outside and in. Klosk is gently holding an unconscious women over his shoulder while Bash is using Zone of Truth on two small children to figure out where their father went. Brand is pacing around inside, looking agitated. 

 “Is the women hot?”

 Klosk narrows his eyes "What kind of question is that."

 Hahahahahaha “ if her husband is dead, does that mean she is single?”

 "Get lost lad." Klosk said and snorted. Bash looked up and snarled "He's that one from yesterday. Boss wants 'im dead."

 “Ok ok ok I’ll go if you tell me if she is hot”

 Bash loads his rifle and points at them. "Heard your unkillable. We'll see about that. Get going. Now."

 “Hay hay hay we can talk about this right” I back up

'I know right! He's practically perfect. He's been known to eat rotting corpses, but what d'ya expect from a rat?'