The 2 Story Tavern

*i'm tempted to bring in what is quite literally SCP-096*

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Brand, Bash, and Klosk are raiding a village home. Brand is in his Devil Form and is tearing the house apart looking for something. Bash and Klosk are holding the people, who live inside, in suspended animation while talking about what to do with them.

Miranda is sitting outside. She looks beat up and close to crying almost. She is hiding the best she can from sight. 

Chise is outside, lying in the grass. Markov is running through the grass happily. 

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*ANYHOW, HERES MY CHARACTERS :D*

The masked tiefling is roaming rooftops looking for injustice to prevent

Salem is shining a broach they stole (that I shall inevitably return to the player)

Pax is for once inside a building with his mask off, eating breakfast

 

 The tiefling spots the trio, gritting her teeth at this behavior. Despite lingering fear from when she last tussle with them, she lets out a small breath, notching and arrow

Pax, being his usual self, simply walks over to miranda when he manages to spot her, "You ok?"

 They still don't seem to notice but Brand walks out of the house, snarling in anger.

Miranda looks up and shakes her head. "Not... really."

 She specifically turns and aims at him, muttering something to herself as she lets loose the arrow:

16 (or 12 since advantage effect) and 12 plus 10 piercing

"Did something happen to you?" He sits beside her

 *Neither hit*

Brand whips around and snarls "YOU!" He is going to cast Expeditious Retreat on himself as a bonus action, then climb the tree to get to her. "I GAVE YOU A CHANCE TO RUN CHILD. BUT YOU DIDNT."

 She squeaks slightly, almost tripping iver herself as she attempts to put more distance between them, "And I gave you a chance to not be evil!" She calls back, pulling an arrow out of her quiver

 Brand roars, a bellow that forms from the back of his throat and makes even angels tremble. *Make a Wis save*

8

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Brand, Bash, and Klosk are raiding a village home. Brand is in his Devil Form and is tearing the house apart looking for something. Bash and Klosk are holding the people, who live inside, in suspended animation while talking about what to do with them. 

 (can I join in on this?)

 *Yeah!"

 Gravedigger walks into the house

 Bash aims his rifle "get going buddy.. you don't wanna be here."

*at the warlock?*

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Brand, Bash, and Klosk are raiding a village home. Brand is in his Devil Form and is tearing the house apart looking for something. Bash and Klosk are holding the people, who live inside, in suspended animation while talking about what to do with them.

Miranda is sitting outside. She looks beat up and close to crying almost. She is hiding the best she can from sight. 

Chise is outside, lying in the grass. Markov is running through the grass happily. 

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*ANYHOW, HERES MY CHARACTERS :D*

The masked tiefling is roaming rooftops looking for injustice to prevent

Salem is shining a broach they stole (that I shall inevitably return to the player)

Pax is for once inside a building with his mask off, eating breakfast

 

 The tiefling spots the trio, gritting her teeth at this behavior. Despite lingering fear from when she last tussle with them, she lets out a small breath, notching and arrow

Pax, being his usual self, simply walks over to miranda when he manages to spot her, "You ok?"

 They still don't seem to notice but Brand walks out of the house, snarling in anger.

Miranda looks up and shakes her head. "Not... really."

 She specifically turns and aims at him, muttering something to herself as she lets loose the arrow:

16 (or 12 since advantage effect) and 12 plus 10 piercing

"Did something happen to you?" He sits beside her

 *Neither hit*

Brand whips around and snarls "YOU!" He is going to cast Expeditious Retreat on himself as a bonus action, then climb the tree to get to her. "I GAVE YOU A CHANCE TO RUN CHILD. BUT YOU DIDNT."

 She squeaks slightly, almost tripping iver herself as she attempts to put more distance between them, "And I gave you a chance to not be evil!" She calls back, pulling an arrow out of her quiver

 Brand roars, a bellow that forms from the back of his throat and makes even angels tremble. *Make a Wis save*

 20

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Brand, Bash, and Klosk are raiding a village home. Brand is in his Devil Form and is tearing the house apart looking for something. Bash and Klosk are holding the people, who live inside, in suspended animation while talking about what to do with them. 

 The flesh cart pulls up in front of the house. The gigantic butcher-priest looks over and calls out to the trio. "Ah, where is the Love, Good Men? You are Blessed so Mightily, and yet you Squander your Gifts on this? Tsk, tsk."

 "Why do you care lad?" Klosk asked, tilting his head, snorting. Bash narrows his eyes but says nothing.

 "Because your Gifts demand to be shared! Why settle for terrorizing villagers when you could get some upgrades and destroy castles? You root around in the muck when you could be butchering the farmers who keep the pigs! It's simply Saddening to me! The Flesh doesn't want this for you!"

 Brand walks out of the house, in his Demonic form. The red pentagram brand on his chest pulses. "Do not talk to my men like that.." He says, his voice calm but he is breathing heavy as if he ran thousand's of miles. "We are simply doing our duty. We kill them and the rich, we are simply taking care of the easy part first." 

 "No, no, you misunderstand! I speak not of the rich, but of the truly powerful! Men like you should be facing other men like you! Isn't it simply just? What is so interesting about these defenseless villagers that you feel that they're worth so much of your time?"

 "Because they decide they are the smart ones, that I am dumb for taking their requests. They lie and cheat and steal, from me. All I ask is for their soul and when it comes time for me to collect my dues, they run and say don't owe me ANYTHING." Brand smashes his fist on a wooden beam. It breaks like a toothpick, falling over.

(Lmao, I haven't rolled over a 6 so far)

*we probably both failed our saves*

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The warlock is grappled by the Horned Devil who pulls out a shiny dagger with a glowing stone-like blade.

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Brand, Bash, and Klosk are raiding a village home. Brand is in his Devil Form and is tearing the house apart looking for something. Bash and Klosk are holding the people, who live inside, in suspended animation while talking about what to do with them.

Miranda is sitting outside. She looks beat up and close to crying almost. She is hiding the best she can from sight. 

Chise is outside, lying in the grass. Markov is running through the grass happily. 

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*ANYHOW, HERES MY CHARACTERS :D*

The masked tiefling is roaming rooftops looking for injustice to prevent

Salem is shining a broach they stole (that I shall inevitably return to the player)

Pax is for once inside a building with his mask off, eating breakfast

 

 The tiefling spots the trio, gritting her teeth at this behavior. Despite lingering fear from when she last tussle with them, she lets out a small breath, notching and arrow

Pax, being his usual self, simply walks over to miranda when he manages to spot her, "You ok?"

 They still don't seem to notice but Brand walks out of the house, snarling in anger.

Miranda looks up and shakes her head. "Not... really."

 She specifically turns and aims at him, muttering something to herself as she lets loose the arrow:

16 (or 12 since advantage effect) and 12 plus 10 piercing

"Did something happen to you?" He sits beside her

 *Neither hit*

Brand whips around and snarls "YOU!" He is going to cast Expeditious Retreat on himself as a bonus action, then climb the tree to get to her. "I GAVE YOU A CHANCE TO RUN CHILD. BUT YOU DIDNT."

 She squeaks slightly, almost tripping iver herself as she attempts to put more distance between them, "And I gave you a chance to not be evil!" She calls back, pulling an arrow out of her quiver

 Brand roars, a bellow that forms from the back of his throat and makes even angels tremble. *Make a Wis save*

 4

 She is now stunned. 

He snarls, claws growing from his fingertips. "I. GAVE. YOU. A. CHANCE...." He takes a deep breath "but you are to STUPID to walk away!"

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Brand, Bash, and Klosk are raiding a village home. Brand is in his Devil Form and is tearing the house apart looking for something. Bash and Klosk are holding the people, who live inside, in suspended animation while talking about what to do with them.

Miranda is sitting outside. She looks beat up and close to crying almost. She is hiding the best she can from sight. 

Chise is outside, lying in the grass. Markov is running through the grass happily. 

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*ANYHOW, HERES MY CHARACTERS :D*

The masked tiefling is roaming rooftops looking for injustice to prevent

Salem is shining a broach they stole (that I shall inevitably return to the player)

Pax is for once inside a building with his mask off, eating breakfast

 

 The tiefling spots the trio, gritting her teeth at this behavior. Despite lingering fear from when she last tussle with them, she lets out a small breath, notching and arrow

Pax, being his usual self, simply walks over to miranda when he manages to spot her, "You ok?"

 They still don't seem to notice but Brand walks out of the house, snarling in anger.

Miranda looks up and shakes her head. "Not... really."

 She specifically turns and aims at him, muttering something to herself as she lets loose the arrow:

16 (or 12 since advantage effect) and 12 plus 10 piercing

"Did something happen to you?" He sits beside her

 *Neither hit*

Brand whips around and snarls "YOU!" He is going to cast Expeditious Retreat on himself as a bonus action, then climb the tree to get to her. "I GAVE YOU A CHANCE TO RUN CHILD. BUT YOU DIDNT."

 She squeaks slightly, almost tripping iver herself as she attempts to put more distance between them, "And I gave you a chance to not be evil!" She calls back, pulling an arrow out of her quiver

 Brand roars, a bellow that forms from the back of his throat and makes even angels tremble. *Make a Wis save*

 4

 She is now stunned. 

He snarls, claws growing from his fingertips. "I. GAVE. YOU. A. CHANCE...." He takes a deep breath "but you are to STUPID to walk away!"

 As the stun hits her, she trips over herself and Smacks into the flat rooftop they're on, coughing as she trys to move

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 Fail

 

The warlock is grappled by the Horned Devil who pulls out a shiny dagger with a glowing stone-like blade.

 *the warlock Yelps and tries to fight back*

3

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 "No, no, you misunderstand! I speak not of the rich, but of the truly powerful! Men like you should be facing other men like you! Isn't it simply just? What is so interesting about these defenseless villagers that you feel that they're worth so much of your time?"

 "Because they decide they are the smart ones, that I am dumb for taking their requests. They lie and cheat and steal, from me. All I ask is for their soul and when it comes time for me to collect my dues, they run and say don't owe me ANYTHING." Brand smashes his fist on a wooden beam. It breaks like a toothpick, falling over.

 The giant seems unfazed. "I'm sure they just made an honest mistake! These are not seasoned occultists, just poor, uneasy commoners!" He sighs. "Every day I ask myself, 'what can I do to make the world ready for the Flesh's reign?' And I keep seeing blessed beings like you, creatures that should be helping, just acting out of self interest. It saddens my heart to see such wasted potential."

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Brand, Bash, and Klosk are raiding a village home. Brand is in his Devil Form and is tearing the house apart looking for something. Bash and Klosk are holding the people, who live inside, in suspended animation while talking about what to do with them. 

 (can I join in on this?)

 *Yeah!"

 Gravedigger walks into the house

 Bash aims his rifle "get going buddy.. you don't wanna be here."

 "What are you doing?"

SOmeone help me get this demon off of me!

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Brand, Bash, and Klosk are raiding a village home. Brand is in his Devil Form and is tearing the house apart looking for something. Bash and Klosk are holding the people, who live inside, in suspended animation while talking about what to do with them.

Miranda is sitting outside. She looks beat up and close to crying almost. She is hiding the best she can from sight. 

Chise is outside, lying in the grass. Markov is running through the grass happily. 

Quote from AlaricBloodhunter_ >>

*ANYHOW, HERES MY CHARACTERS :D*

The masked tiefling is roaming rooftops looking for injustice to prevent

Salem is shining a broach they stole (that I shall inevitably return to the player)

Pax is for once inside a building with his mask off, eating breakfast

 

 The tiefling spots the trio, gritting her teeth at this behavior. Despite lingering fear from when she last tussle with them, she lets out a small breath, notching and arrow

Pax, being his usual self, simply walks over to miranda when he manages to spot her, "You ok?"

 They still don't seem to notice but Brand walks out of the house, snarling in anger.

Miranda looks up and shakes her head. "Not... really."

 She specifically turns and aims at him, muttering something to herself as she lets loose the arrow:

16 (or 12 since advantage effect) and 12 plus 10 piercing

"Did something happen to you?" He sits beside her

 *Neither hit*

Brand whips around and snarls "YOU!" He is going to cast Expeditious Retreat on himself as a bonus action, then climb the tree to get to her. "I GAVE YOU A CHANCE TO RUN CHILD. BUT YOU DIDNT."

 She squeaks slightly, almost tripping iver herself as she attempts to put more distance between them, "And I gave you a chance to not be evil!" She calls back, pulling an arrow out of her quiver

 Brand roars, a bellow that forms from the back of his throat and makes even angels tremble. *Make a Wis save*

 4

 She is now stunned. 

He snarls, claws growing from his fingertips. "I. GAVE. YOU. A. CHANCE...." He takes a deep breath "but you are to STUPID to walk away!"

 As the stun hits her, she trips over herself and Smacks into the flat rooftop they're on, coughing as she trys to move

 Brand pulls out a sword that is shaped from steel with nine skulls screaming carved into it. "Stay down or so help me... you will be the next soul I take today."

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 Fail

 

The warlock is grappled by the Horned Devil who pulls out a shiny dagger with a glowing stone-like blade.

 *the warlock Yelps and tries to fight back*

3

 *Still a fail*

The devil chuckles and plunges the dagger into his side. (Damage: 9 Piercing Damage and 2 Fire Damage)

*the warlock crumples to the ground and secretly casts a spell healing herself*

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 "No, no, you misunderstand! I speak not of the rich, but of the truly powerful! Men like you should be facing other men like you! Isn't it simply just? What is so interesting about these defenseless villagers that you feel that they're worth so much of your time?"

 "Because they decide they are the smart ones, that I am dumb for taking their requests. They lie and cheat and steal, from me. All I ask is for their soul and when it comes time for me to collect my dues, they run and say don't owe me ANYTHING." Brand smashes his fist on a wooden beam. It breaks like a toothpick, falling over.

 The giant seems unfazed. "I'm sure they just made an honest mistake! These are not seasoned occultists, just poor, uneasy commoners!" He sighs. "Every day I ask myself, 'what can I do to make the world ready for the Flesh's reign?' And I keep seeing blessed beings like you, creatures that should be helping, just acting out of self interest. It saddens my heart to see such wasted potential."

 "You're teetering on the edge of making me enraged" He snarled, claws forming from his split fingertips. "You don't understand and I don't think you ever will..."