He smiles and nods his head but before he can say anything a goblin in a viking helmet approaches. He has bright green skin, a bat-like nose, and odd scraps of armor pieced together. "Excuse me yer majesty," the goblin says but when he sees you he stops. "Who are ya?" the goblin grunts and sniffs with his upturned nose. "Ya smell funny."
I crouch down and pull out a weird pipe. "You see this?"
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'Oh, man, is that actually what I think it is?'
He stares at them in awe
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"What?"
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'Those are the Pipes of the Sewers, are they not?'
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"I don't know. I dont play instruments"
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"That is a valid, if unsanitary, lifestyle." A rooster struts up to him and he picks it up, "Plenty of that stuff should not have been thrown away."
'Exactly! And I think it's a little late for sanitary anyway, to be honest'
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'They can be used to summon rats'
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"You can have it"
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'Ya sure? I've always wanted some, thanks!'
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"Yeah, The City of Brass got me a lot of other things that I can use."
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"Well, it is nice to know that someone is down there keeping things in check."
'Yeah, things are running pretty smoothly- no major conflicts between rat gangs, no intruding criminals, pipes always kept unblocked'
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'Thanks! So, ya planning to stay here long?'
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"Can I come and check things out with you? I can make it well worth your while."
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'Yeah, definitely! What ya wanna see?'
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"That is very good. I may send some scouts down there to check up on some things, but your reports are very useful." he strokes the rooster.
'Thanks, your Highness'
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He smiles and nods his head but before he can say anything a goblin in a viking helmet approaches. He has bright green skin, a bat-like nose, and odd scraps of armor pieced together. "Excuse me yer majesty," the goblin says but when he sees you he stops. "Who are ya?" the goblin grunts and sniffs with his upturned nose. "Ya smell funny."
'The name's Flint. I'm one of your King's subjects'
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