'Yeah, they really are! I kinda live there at the moment'
"The sewers are home," the goblin seems to slip into distant memory for a moment, but he quickly shakes himself and restores an official air. He turns to the king and says, "My king, I have come to report on the sock census."
"Really? That is great. How many socks exist?" asks the King.
"So far," answers the goblin, "I have counted 953,482,332,037 individual socks."
"Splendid!" exclaims the king.
'Ya live down there too? Epic!'
"My whole clan comes from the slime pipes! We built our home in the wonderful rubbish."
'Yeah, they really are! I kinda live there at the moment'
"The sewers are home," the goblin seems to slip into distant memory for a moment, but he quickly shakes himself and restores an official air. He turns to the king and says, "My king, I have come to report on the sock census."
"Really? That is great. How many socks exist?" asks the King.
"So far," answers the goblin, "I have counted 953,482,332,037 individual socks."
"Splendid!" exclaims the king.
'Ya live down there too? Epic!'
"My whole clan comes from the slime pipes! We built our home in the wonderful rubbish."
'Man, same! I was raised by rats, it's why I'm a scavenger now'
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Asmodia approaches the rats to see what they are feasting on
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'They say they're doing very well! Pepper's become an excellent surfer!'
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Asmodia can see something that is half-eaten and very dead
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"Surfer rat, let's go, I thought she'd keep falling."
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The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
Can I cast the Light cantrip on it to see it better?
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'I know right!'
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"My whole clan comes from the slime pipes! We built our home in the wonderful rubbish."
'Sure ya can!'
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'Man, same! I was raised by rats, it's why I'm a scavenger now'
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then I cast Light on the thing that the rats are eating
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It is a human corpse
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"mmmm..... Very.. Very good guys.." Tyrion turns around and shakes his head
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I cast Speak with Dead on the corpse
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'Huh, what's happening?' The corpse says, bewildered at being able to 'speak' and horrified by the fact that their fate is to be eaten by sewer rats
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'What ya mean?'
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"How did you get down here and how did you die?"
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"Stop letting them eat people."
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'I was mugged, fought back, there was a knife... They dumped me down here after taking my necklace and rings'
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"Do you know the person who did that to you?"
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'No, he was just a stranger I think'
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