'You really think he's going to come after me? Thanks for the free sweets!'
'Wait, if I put sweets on the manhole covers, that's basically telling him I'm here, right? Would it be safer to just pretend I don't exist?'
"I don't know. He's supposed to be a ghost or something, right? Maybe he can detect you anyway. I think the candy is a good idea, but I always think candy is a good idea."
So spend your hours on What you think I've done wrong I know I'm in your mind I've been here way too long I want to spend my life With those who've done me right Your heart is frozen over I'm a four-leaf clover
'I mean, yeah, it's kinda your job. If ya hadn't given me them free sweets, I'd have thought ya were telling me stories to get me to buy some more!'
He snorts a bit, powdered sugar floating out from his nostrils as he does. "I'm selling at a loss here. Honestly, I would tell people to buy less if I could morally justify it! Of course, if I were that kind of person, I would probably jack up the prices and help circulate the fear. But I don't think people should be under threat just because they can't afford candy of all things."
'I mean, yeah, it's kinda your job. If ya hadn't given me them free sweets, I'd have thought ya were telling me stories to get me to buy some more!'
He snorts a bit, powdered sugar floating out from his nostrils as he does. "I'm selling at a loss here. Honestly, I would tell people to buy less if I could morally justify it! Of course, if I were that kind of person, I would probably jack up the prices and help circulate the fear. But I don't think people should be under threat just because they can't afford candy of all things."
'Man, ya really do believe, don't ya? I mean, I gotta believe, because I've seen him with my own eyes. He even took one of my friends'
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The Wampahoofus is walking through the town, one hand on his gun holster, the other in his pocket which is full of candy. He pulls a peppermint out and pulls the crinkly wrapper off. Then he tosses the red and white candy in his mouth.
'I mean, yeah, it's kinda your job. If ya hadn't given me them free sweets, I'd have thought ya were telling me stories to get me to buy some more!'
He snorts a bit, powdered sugar floating out from his nostrils as he does. "I'm selling at a loss here. Honestly, I would tell people to buy less if I could morally justify it! Of course, if I were that kind of person, I would probably jack up the prices and help circulate the fear. But I don't think people should be under threat just because they can't afford candy of all things."
'Man, ya really do believe, don't ya? I mean, I gotta believe, because I've seen him with my own eyes. He even took one of my friends'
"I mean, I found his damn recipe book in my shop, and my presses and mixers all dirty last night. I'm just glad he didn't eat me or something. I'm gonna leave the book out and hope he comes back for it without hurting me. And before you ask, I didn't steal any of his recipes. Most of them are toxic anyway."
'Toxic? That explains a lot. He sounds like he was messing with ya. Maybe I should spend my nights in the very deepest tunnels'
"Maybe. Hey, here's an idea: don't put the candy on the manhole covers! Put it at the entrance to those tunnels! That way he'll be warded off if he gets close, but he won't be able to find you immediately!"
"I don't know. He's supposed to be a ghost or something, right? Maybe he can detect you anyway. I think the candy is a good idea, but I always think candy is a good idea."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'I mean, yeah, it's kinda your job. If ya hadn't given me them free sweets, I'd have thought ya were telling me stories to get me to buy some more!'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
(hello)
So spend your hours on
What you think I've done wrong
I know I'm in your mind
I've been here way too long
I want to spend my life
With those who've done me right
Your heart is frozen over
I'm a four-leaf clover
He snorts a bit, powdered sugar floating out from his nostrils as he does. "I'm selling at a loss here. Honestly, I would tell people to buy less if I could morally justify it! Of course, if I were that kind of person, I would probably jack up the prices and help circulate the fear. But I don't think people should be under threat just because they can't afford candy of all things."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Man, ya really do believe, don't ya? I mean, I gotta believe, because I've seen him with my own eyes. He even took one of my friends'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
*Hey, Moon*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
The Wampahoofus is walking through the town, one hand on his gun holster, the other in his pocket which is full of candy. He pulls a peppermint out and pulls the crinkly wrapper off. Then he tosses the red and white candy in his mouth.
'Hey, ya eating those, not saving them up to ward off the Sugarman?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"I mean, I found his damn recipe book in my shop, and my presses and mixers all dirty last night. I'm just glad he didn't eat me or something. I'm gonna leave the book out and hope he comes back for it without hurting me. And before you ask, I didn't steal any of his recipes. Most of them are toxic anyway."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Toxic? That explains a lot He sounds like he was messing with ya. Maybe I should spend my nights in the very deepest tunnels'
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He grins, "Couldn't resist. Besides, I got plenty."
'I see that, yeah!'
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"When some bogeyman is goin' hauntin' I got to get out and haunt the place myself." He peers into a dark alley and tosses a toffee into the shadows.
'Ya do haunting?'
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“You all have mental issues“ said something
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"Maybe. Hey, here's an idea: don't put the candy on the manhole covers! Put it at the entrance to those tunnels! That way he'll be warded off if he gets close, but he won't be able to find you immediately!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Huh? I don't have mental issues? I'm just a random freak who voluntarily lives in a sewer and talks to rats'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"I just mean that I'll be out and about. See if I can do anythin' about the ghouls roamin' the place."
'That makes sense. Though I doubt ya want to get on the wrong side of the Sugarman. I saw him once, ya know'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Excuse me?" the Wampahoofus looks about, "I like to think that I have my wits intact."