The old man steps into the house, at first looking at the taxidermied creatures with curiosity. After a bit of perusing, he looks back at the creature. "I just realized I never asked your name. I'm Lucas, and you are?"
"Bernard." It seems particularly interested in the Fiji Mermaid collection.
Lucas looks particularly pleased with himself. "What's that there?" He points towards the collection Bernard is looking at.
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The old man steps into the house, at first looking at the taxidermied creatures with curiosity. After a bit of perusing, he looks back at the creature. "I just realized I never asked your name. I'm Lucas, and you are?"
"Bernard." It seems particularly interested in the Fiji Mermaid collection.
Lucas looks particularly pleased with himself. "What's that there?" He points towards the collection Bernard is looking at.
"Speculative taxidermy. They collected a bunch of fake specimens and put them together. These are Fiji Mermaids, which have the front half of a young monkey and the back half of a fish."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
You notice a shadowy form in an alley. Red curtains are strewn in the dirt around it and you see the hunched figure move slightly.
A voice, from some... other shadows, rings out: "Hey, whatchya doin' there?"
The figure freezes. It lurches toward the voice and a raspy voice speaks, "Professor? Who is this?"
The voice takes the role of this 'Professor', for fun. "Ah, my student, it's just me. Could you update me on your current situation?"
This voice keeps coming from different directions.
The figure rises to give you a better view of their strange form. This hunchbacked horror wears a fanciful red suit with a tall, curled hat on his head. His face appears to be made of painted wood and consists of a hooked nose and chin along with wide eyes and rosy cheeks. A large grin is plastered across his face. Dangling from his skinny arms and legs are severed strings and gripped in his knobby hand is a long, wooden club.
"Good evening Professor, I didn't eat the sausages. If you see Judy tell her I didn't eat the sausages." says the creature in his shrill raspy voice.
You notice a shadowy form in an alley. Red curtains are strewn in the dirt around it and you see the hunched figure move slightly.
A voice, from some... other shadows, rings out: "Hey, whatchya doin' there?"
The figure freezes. It lurches toward the voice and a raspy voice speaks, "Professor? Who is this?"
The voice takes the role of this 'Professor', for fun. "Ah, my student, it's just me. Could you update me on your current situation?"
This voice keeps coming from different directions.
The figure rises to give you a better view of their strange form. This hunchbacked horror wears a fanciful red suit with a tall, curled hat on his head. His face appears to be made of painted wood and consists of a hooked nose and chin along with wide eyes and rosy cheeks. A large grin is plastered across his face. Dangling from his skinny arms and legs are severed strings and gripped in his knobby hand is a long, wooden club.
"Good evening Professor, I didn't eat the sausages. If you see Judy tell her I didn't eat the sausages." says the creature in his shrill raspy voice.
*Man, Dark, you make such awesome characters*
"Mm, yes, she would probably be mad. I'll stay quiet." The figure still can't really see the body of this speaker, unless they make a check or something.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
You notice a shadowy form in an alley. Red curtains are strewn in the dirt around it and you see the hunched figure move slightly.
A voice, from some... other shadows, rings out: "Hey, whatchya doin' there?"
The figure freezes. It lurches toward the voice and a raspy voice speaks, "Professor? Who is this?"
The voice takes the role of this 'Professor', for fun. "Ah, my student, it's just me. Could you update me on your current situation?"
This voice keeps coming from different directions.
The figure rises to give you a better view of their strange form. This hunchbacked horror wears a fanciful red suit with a tall, curled hat on his head. His face appears to be made of painted wood and consists of a hooked nose and chin along with wide eyes and rosy cheeks. A large grin is plastered across his face. Dangling from his skinny arms and legs are severed strings and gripped in his knobby hand is a long, wooden club.
"Good evening Professor, I didn't eat the sausages. If you see Judy tell her I didn't eat the sausages." says the creature in his shrill raspy voice.
*Man, Dark, you make such awesome characters*
"Mm, yes, she would probably be mad. I'll stay quiet." The figure still can't really see the body of this speaker, unless they make a check or something.
*Why thank you. This one is actually a side character in a comic I am writing.*
"Oh yes," says the voice, "She'd teach me a lesson. A lesson I have been taught many times before and now I teach others the same lesson, free of charge."
You notice a shadowy form in an alley. Red curtains are strewn in the dirt around it and you see the hunched figure move slightly.
A voice, from some... other shadows, rings out: "Hey, whatchya doin' there?"
The figure freezes. It lurches toward the voice and a raspy voice speaks, "Professor? Who is this?"
The voice takes the role of this 'Professor', for fun. "Ah, my student, it's just me. Could you update me on your current situation?"
This voice keeps coming from different directions.
The figure rises to give you a better view of their strange form. This hunchbacked horror wears a fanciful red suit with a tall, curled hat on his head. His face appears to be made of painted wood and consists of a hooked nose and chin along with wide eyes and rosy cheeks. A large grin is plastered across his face. Dangling from his skinny arms and legs are severed strings and gripped in his knobby hand is a long, wooden club.
"Good evening Professor, I didn't eat the sausages. If you see Judy tell her I didn't eat the sausages." says the creature in his shrill raspy voice.
*Man, Dark, you make such awesome characters*
"Mm, yes, she would probably be mad. I'll stay quiet." The figure still can't really see the body of this speaker, unless they make a check or something.
*Why thank you. This one is actually a side character in a comic I am writing.*
"Oh yes," says the voice, "She'd teach me a lesson. A lesson I have been taught many times before and now I teach others the same lesson, free of charge."
"Hah, how kind of you." This voice is trying to think of something to say lol, before he gets figured out
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
"Hah, how kind of you." This voice is trying to think of something to say lol, before he gets figured out
"So Professor, who are you?" the creature turns in place trying to locate the source of the voice.
"...Simply put, a man with a lifetime of problems to deal with. Such as the current one, trying to convince you that I'm your Professor." The voice giggles, pretty much. A dark form can barely be seen close to your character.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
"Hah, how kind of you." This voice is trying to think of something to say lol, before he gets figured out
"So Professor, who are you?" the creature turns in place trying to locate the source of the voice.
"...Simply put, a man with a lifetime of problems to deal with. Such as the current one, trying to convince you that I'm your Professor." The voice giggles, pretty much. A dark form can barely be seen close to your character.
"You never were my Professor. I severed those strings ages ago." He lifts his skinny arms and the strings tied around his joints wave in the wind. He then whirls around to face the dark form. "I dealt with my problems the same way I always do."
"Hah, how kind of you." This voice is trying to think of something to say lol, before he gets figured out
"So Professor, who are you?" the creature turns in place trying to locate the source of the voice.
"...Simply put, a man with a lifetime of problems to deal with. Such as the current one, trying to convince you that I'm your Professor." The voice giggles, pretty much. A dark form can barely be seen close to your character.
"You never were my Professor. I severed those strings ages ago." He lifts his skinny arms and the strings tied around his joints wave in the wind. He then whirls around to face the dark form. "I dealt with my problems the same way I always do."
"Wait whaaaat! Someone controlled you with strings? That's actually so mean. I would hate that." The figure steps into more direct light, and they appear to be a deep purple plasmoid, with objects stowed away in its body. "We should be buds."
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
"Hah, how kind of you." This voice is trying to think of something to say lol, before he gets figured out
"So Professor, who are you?" the creature turns in place trying to locate the source of the voice.
"...Simply put, a man with a lifetime of problems to deal with. Such as the current one, trying to convince you that I'm your Professor." The voice giggles, pretty much. A dark form can barely be seen close to your character.
"You never were my Professor. I severed those strings ages ago." He lifts his skinny arms and the strings tied around his joints wave in the wind. He then whirls around to face the dark form. "I dealt with my problems the same way I always do."
"Wait whaaaat! Someone controlled you with strings? That's actually so mean. I would hate that." The figure steps into more direct light, and they appear to be a deep purple plasmoid, with objects stowed away in its body. "We should be buds."
He takes a step back, he wasn't expecting such a strange creature. "You look wet, like the seashore."
"Hah, how kind of you." This voice is trying to think of something to say lol, before he gets figured out
"So Professor, who are you?" the creature turns in place trying to locate the source of the voice.
"...Simply put, a man with a lifetime of problems to deal with. Such as the current one, trying to convince you that I'm your Professor." The voice giggles, pretty much. A dark form can barely be seen close to your character.
"You never were my Professor. I severed those strings ages ago." He lifts his skinny arms and the strings tied around his joints wave in the wind. He then whirls around to face the dark form. "I dealt with my problems the same way I always do."
"Wait whaaaat! Someone controlled you with strings? That's actually so mean. I would hate that." The figure steps into more direct light, and they appear to be a deep purple plasmoid, with objects stowed away in its body. "We should be buds."
He takes a step back, he wasn't expecting such a strange creature. "You look wet, like the seashore."
"Yeah, well, I'm not. I can keep my body together when I want to, don't worry." A grinning mouth-shaped hole appears in the head, slightly crooked. "So you stole somebody's sausage? Sounds fun. And delicious."
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
"You know I do!" He follows alongside her, almost skipping.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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Lucas looks particularly pleased with himself. "What's that there?" He points towards the collection Bernard is looking at.
Darn I guess dreams do come true this very night, a younger eladron says whimsically
Something pokes you in the back of the head. It feels squishy.
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"Speculative taxidermy. They collected a bunch of fake specimens and put them together. These are Fiji Mermaids, which have the front half of a young monkey and the back half of a fish."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
You notice a shadowy form in an alley. Red curtains are strewn in the dirt around it and you see the hunched figure move slightly.
A voice, from some... other shadows, rings out: "Hey, whatchya doin' there?"
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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The figure freezes. It lurches toward the voice and a raspy voice speaks, "Professor? Who is this?"
The voice takes the role of this 'Professor', for fun. "Ah, my student, it's just me. Could you update me on your current situation?"
This voice keeps coming from different directions.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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The figure rises to give you a better view of their strange form. This hunchbacked horror wears a fanciful red suit with a tall, curled hat on his head. His face appears to be made of painted wood and consists of a hooked nose and chin along with wide eyes and rosy cheeks. A large grin is plastered across his face. Dangling from his skinny arms and legs are severed strings and gripped in his knobby hand is a long, wooden club.
"Good evening Professor, I didn't eat the sausages. If you see Judy tell her I didn't eat the sausages." says the creature in his shrill raspy voice.
*Man, Dark, you make such awesome characters*
"Mm, yes, she would probably be mad. I'll stay quiet." The figure still can't really see the body of this speaker, unless they make a check or something.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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*Why thank you. This one is actually a side character in a comic I am writing.*
"Oh yes," says the voice, "She'd teach me a lesson. A lesson I have been taught many times before and now I teach others the same lesson, free of charge."
"Hah, how kind of you." This voice is trying to think of something to say lol, before he gets figured out
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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"So Professor, who are you?" the creature turns in place trying to locate the source of the voice.
"...Simply put, a man with a lifetime of problems to deal with. Such as the current one, trying to convince you that I'm your Professor." The voice giggles, pretty much. A dark form can barely be seen close to your character.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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"You never were my Professor. I severed those strings ages ago." He lifts his skinny arms and the strings tied around his joints wave in the wind. He then whirls around to face the dark form. "I dealt with my problems the same way I always do."
"Wait whaaaat! Someone controlled you with strings? That's actually so mean. I would hate that." The figure steps into more direct light, and they appear to be a deep purple plasmoid, with objects stowed away in its body. "We should be buds."
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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He takes a step back, he wasn't expecting such a strange creature. "You look wet, like the seashore."
"Yeah, well, I'm not. I can keep my body together when I want to, don't worry." A grinning mouth-shaped hole appears in the head, slightly crooked. "So you stole somebody's sausage? Sounds fun. And delicious."
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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*I think you can tell, but this dude is a goofy character, but I love him.*
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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