Heroes fight and defend. You see what trying to do that got me? *gestures toward her scar* I tried to save my village from bandits, but I nearly got killed. I only survived because Chauntea imbued me with her magical might. Fighting isn't my thing, so I wouldn't call myself a hero.
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
Heroes fight and defend. You see what trying to do that got me? *gestures toward her scar* I tried to save my village from bandits, but I nearly got killed. I only survived because Chauntea imbued me with her magical might. Fighting isn't my thing, so I wouldn't call myself a hero.
“A true hero does not rely on killing to maintain their status. Peace and kindness is a more praiseworthy virtue and I would say that it is rather heroic.”
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
(Sooo many cliches I could draw upon here, my mind is absolutely whirring with possibilities XD)
*I'm worried mine isn't cliche enough lol*
(I was considering doing something completely out there like a Mexican weretiger or a gun-slinging vampire, but I thought I'd not test my luck and just go with something we all know lol)
(I haven't seen a half-drow before, but half-elves are pretty cliche)
*those sounds like pretty cool ideas lol*
*yea, went with the most cliche race I could find, null of a human fighter*
(I've got some really great interaction ideas for the weretiger especially! One of them is he falls over stone drunk behind the bar and then stands up in hybrid form. Everyone's freaking out while he's just confused, then he looks down at his arm and goes "Well, [1gp]. Next round's on me!")
ADHD Aussie (17M) with too many ideas and not enough time! Always up to chat!
Disclaimer: I'm not an optimizer. If I say something that's not fine-tuned to perfection, that's on purpose. D&D isn't an online tournament, it's a TTRPG where your imagination and the DM's compliance are the limits. I don't do "metas". If I can have fun with my thematically cool and still viable (both in and out of combat) concept, I'm happy. I'm not going for optimal stats; I'm going for optimal fun.
(and now back to our regularly scheduled confused wizard)
The wizard walks up to the bar and squints at the menu intently, like he's trying to burn a hole through it with his eyes. In reality, he just has terrible sight.
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ADHD Aussie (17M) with too many ideas and not enough time! Always up to chat!
Disclaimer: I'm not an optimizer. If I say something that's not fine-tuned to perfection, that's on purpose. D&D isn't an online tournament, it's a TTRPG where your imagination and the DM's compliance are the limits. I don't do "metas". If I can have fun with my thematically cool and still viable (both in and out of combat) concept, I'm happy. I'm not going for optimal stats; I'm going for optimal fun.
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
(Sooo many cliches I could draw upon here, my mind is absolutely whirring with possibilities XD)
*I'm worried mine isn't cliche enough lol*
(I was considering doing something completely out there like a Mexican weretiger or a gun-slinging vampire, but I thought I'd not test my luck and just go with something we all know lol)
(I haven't seen a half-drow before, but half-elves are pretty cliche)
*those sounds like pretty cool ideas lol*
*yea, went with the most cliche race I could find, null of a human fighter*
(I've got some really great interaction ideas for the weretiger especially! One of them is he falls over stone drunk behind the bar and then stands up in hybrid form. Everyone's freaking out while he's just confused, then he looks down at his arm and goes "Well, [1gp]. Next round's on me!")
*That sounds amazing.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The wizard's head snaps around at this. "Who're you calling boy, boy?? I'm not a day over 250!" He certainly looks like he has the years about him to back up the claim.
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ADHD Aussie (17M) with too many ideas and not enough time! Always up to chat!
Disclaimer: I'm not an optimizer. If I say something that's not fine-tuned to perfection, that's on purpose. D&D isn't an online tournament, it's a TTRPG where your imagination and the DM's compliance are the limits. I don't do "metas". If I can have fun with my thematically cool and still viable (both in and out of combat) concept, I'm happy. I'm not going for optimal stats; I'm going for optimal fun.
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
At this, the wizard hops out of his seat and hobbles over to her, his wand growing into a gnarled wooden cane that make a loud *clack* every time it hit the ground. "Now listen here, little missy! How dare you speak like that to the great Gundol?!?! Or is it Gralda? Grandpa? Guldorf?" He continues to mutter to himself, appearing to have forgotten his own name!
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ADHD Aussie (17M) with too many ideas and not enough time! Always up to chat!
Disclaimer: I'm not an optimizer. If I say something that's not fine-tuned to perfection, that's on purpose. D&D isn't an online tournament, it's a TTRPG where your imagination and the DM's compliance are the limits. I don't do "metas". If I can have fun with my thematically cool and still viable (both in and out of combat) concept, I'm happy. I'm not going for optimal stats; I'm going for optimal fun.
A young elf enters the tavern. He’s dressed in traditional elven attire, with extremely old elvish writing on his sleeves. He also has a tattered and torn cloak that seems to blend in with the environment. He removes his cloak as he walks in, revealing a sweet face with a melancholy smile. His steps make no sound, but his voice is loud enough. Well, actually, it’s quiet and a little sad but he makes an effort to smile at the lot in the tavern. “Hello there, I have traveled a very long way for a very long time. This seems like the perfect place to forget a few troubles.” He orders a tall pint and sits down somewhere, striking conversation with anyone who is kind enough to approach him.
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
The old guy suddenly snaps his fingers, sending off small sparks. "Gyrus, that's my name! Gyrus the Great! Now, where were we... Oh." Gyrus notices that the person he was scolding had walked away from him. He sat down grumpily, muttering to himself again. "Kids these days, no respect for their elders..."
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ADHD Aussie (17M) with too many ideas and not enough time! Always up to chat!
Disclaimer: I'm not an optimizer. If I say something that's not fine-tuned to perfection, that's on purpose. D&D isn't an online tournament, it's a TTRPG where your imagination and the DM's compliance are the limits. I don't do "metas". If I can have fun with my thematically cool and still viable (both in and out of combat) concept, I'm happy. I'm not going for optimal stats; I'm going for optimal fun.
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
"Same difference!" Gyrus *hmph*s to himself and takes his wide-brimmed and pointy-tipped hat off, reaching into it to pull out an old pipe which he promptly starts puffing on.
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ADHD Aussie (17M) with too many ideas and not enough time! Always up to chat!
Disclaimer: I'm not an optimizer. If I say something that's not fine-tuned to perfection, that's on purpose. D&D isn't an online tournament, it's a TTRPG where your imagination and the DM's compliance are the limits. I don't do "metas". If I can have fun with my thematically cool and still viable (both in and out of combat) concept, I'm happy. I'm not going for optimal stats; I'm going for optimal fun.
*she's got brown hair, blue eyes, and freckles. she's just a human, dressed like a traveler in a green vest, off-white shirt, and purple pants. she has a (plot relevant) scar on her neck*
Kosef Afal, cleric of Chauntea, goddess of agriculture.
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
*she's got brown hair, blue eyes, and freckles. she's just a human, dressed like a traveler in a green vest, off-white shirt, and purple pants. she has a (plot relevant) scar on her neck*
Kosef Afal, cleric of Chauntea, goddess of agriculture.
“A goddess? Sick.” He holds out a hand to shake. “I am called Ikko, I hail from the woods of Yävan. It’s a pleasure. So, how long have you been staying here?”
Mmm... Two nights. I travel a lot helping people with small magics and good ol' elbow grease. Chauntea's acolytes normally travel in groups, but I prefer being a bit of a loner.
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
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Heroes fight and defend. You see what trying to do that got me? *gestures toward her scar* I tried to save my village from bandits, but I nearly got killed. I only survived because Chauntea imbued me with her magical might. Fighting isn't my thing, so I wouldn't call myself a hero.
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
“A true hero does not rely on killing to maintain their status. Peace and kindness is a more praiseworthy virtue and I would say that it is rather heroic.”
I guess... Apple? *magics one out of nowhere*
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
(I've got some really great interaction ideas for the weretiger especially! One of them is he falls over stone drunk behind the bar and then stands up in hybrid form. Everyone's freaking out while he's just confused, then he looks down at his arm and goes "Well, [1gp]. Next round's on me!")
ADHD Aussie (17M) with too many ideas and not enough time! Always up to chat!
Disclaimer: I'm not an optimizer. If I say something that's not fine-tuned to perfection, that's on purpose. D&D isn't an online tournament, it's a TTRPG where your imagination and the DM's compliance are the limits. I don't do "metas". If I can have fun with my thematically cool and still viable (both in and out of combat) concept, I'm happy. I'm not going for optimal stats; I'm going for optimal fun.
(and now back to our regularly scheduled confused wizard)
The wizard walks up to the bar and squints at the menu intently, like he's trying to burn a hole through it with his eyes. In reality, he just has terrible sight.
ADHD Aussie (17M) with too many ideas and not enough time! Always up to chat!
Disclaimer: I'm not an optimizer. If I say something that's not fine-tuned to perfection, that's on purpose. D&D isn't an online tournament, it's a TTRPG where your imagination and the DM's compliance are the limits. I don't do "metas". If I can have fun with my thematically cool and still viable (both in and out of combat) concept, I'm happy. I'm not going for optimal stats; I'm going for optimal fun.
you ok, Magic boy?
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
*That sounds amazing.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The wizard's head snaps around at this. "Who're you calling boy, boy?? I'm not a day over 250!" He certainly looks like he has the years about him to back up the claim.
ADHD Aussie (17M) with too many ideas and not enough time! Always up to chat!
Disclaimer: I'm not an optimizer. If I say something that's not fine-tuned to perfection, that's on purpose. D&D isn't an online tournament, it's a TTRPG where your imagination and the DM's compliance are the limits. I don't do "metas". If I can have fun with my thematically cool and still viable (both in and out of combat) concept, I'm happy. I'm not going for optimal stats; I'm going for optimal fun.
Oke, Sorry magic "250 year old man"
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
At this, the wizard hops out of his seat and hobbles over to her, his wand growing into a gnarled wooden cane that make a loud *clack* every time it hit the ground. "Now listen here, little missy! How dare you speak like that to the great Gundol?!?! Or is it Gralda? Grandpa? Guldorf?" He continues to mutter to himself, appearing to have forgotten his own name!
ADHD Aussie (17M) with too many ideas and not enough time! Always up to chat!
Disclaimer: I'm not an optimizer. If I say something that's not fine-tuned to perfection, that's on purpose. D&D isn't an online tournament, it's a TTRPG where your imagination and the DM's compliance are the limits. I don't do "metas". If I can have fun with my thematically cool and still viable (both in and out of combat) concept, I'm happy. I'm not going for optimal stats; I'm going for optimal fun.
A young elf enters the tavern. He’s dressed in traditional elven attire, with extremely old elvish writing on his sleeves. He also has a tattered and torn cloak that seems to blend in with the environment. He removes his cloak as he walks in, revealing a sweet face with a melancholy smile. His steps make no sound, but his voice is loud enough. Well, actually, it’s quiet and a little sad but he makes an effort to smile at the lot in the tavern. “Hello there, I have traveled a very long way for a very long time. This seems like the perfect place to forget a few troubles.” He orders a tall pint and sits down somewhere, striking conversation with anyone who is kind enough to approach him.
Back in black baby
*Is kind enough to approach him*
You look lonely.
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
The old guy suddenly snaps his fingers, sending off small sparks. "Gyrus, that's my name! Gyrus the Great! Now, where were we... Oh." Gyrus notices that the person he was scolding had walked away from him. He sat down grumpily, muttering to himself again. "Kids these days, no respect for their elders..."
ADHD Aussie (17M) with too many ideas and not enough time! Always up to chat!
Disclaimer: I'm not an optimizer. If I say something that's not fine-tuned to perfection, that's on purpose. D&D isn't an online tournament, it's a TTRPG where your imagination and the DM's compliance are the limits. I don't do "metas". If I can have fun with my thematically cool and still viable (both in and out of combat) concept, I'm happy. I'm not going for optimal stats; I'm going for optimal fun.
*yells from the other side of the room*
I'M 24!
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
"Same difference!" Gyrus *hmph*s to himself and takes his wide-brimmed and pointy-tipped hat off, reaching into it to pull out an old pipe which he promptly starts puffing on.
ADHD Aussie (17M) with too many ideas and not enough time! Always up to chat!
Disclaimer: I'm not an optimizer. If I say something that's not fine-tuned to perfection, that's on purpose. D&D isn't an online tournament, it's a TTRPG where your imagination and the DM's compliance are the limits. I don't do "metas". If I can have fun with my thematically cool and still viable (both in and out of combat) concept, I'm happy. I'm not going for optimal stats; I'm going for optimal fun.
*Desc?*
”Maybe a little. Not to sound dramatic but I’m kind of used to it. What’s your name?”
He takes a long drink from his ale and sits up a little.
Back in black baby
*she's got brown hair, blue eyes, and freckles. she's just a human, dressed like a traveler in a green vest, off-white shirt, and purple pants. she has a (plot relevant) scar on her neck*
Kosef Afal, cleric of Chauntea, goddess of agriculture.
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
*I gotta do something, then I'll be on.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“A goddess? Sick.” He holds out a hand to shake. “I am called Ikko, I hail from the woods of Yävan. It’s a pleasure. So, how long have you been staying here?”
Back in black baby
Mmm... Two nights. I travel a lot helping people with small magics and good ol' elbow grease. Chauntea's acolytes normally travel in groups, but I prefer being a bit of a loner.
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose