'You don't have to be what your sheet says. Everyone forgets what's on it. Not that I do not live up to the pure and faultless values inscribed on mine'
'Up there, beyond our world, there are gods. And they have these things called character sheets. Each corresponds to a particular person. When the gods want something to happen, they write it on the sheet and it becomes real. When we become sick or exhausted, it is because the gods have written it. Our entire personalities are written on these sheets as well, but we have a certain leeway with those'
(I don't mind, in this setting it works, because meta characters in DnD like this are perfectly cliche. This is a tavern for joke characters kinda, so I don't mind.)
'You don't have to be what your sheet says. Everyone forgets what's on it. Not that I do not live up to the pure and faultless values inscribed on mine'
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"What sheet?"
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The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
(To maximize edginess he's a blood hunter now too, because I mean come on.)
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The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
'Up there, beyond our world, there are gods. And they have these things called character sheets. Each corresponds to a particular person. When the gods want something to happen, they write it on the sheet and it becomes real. When we become sick or exhausted, it is because the gods have written it. Our entire personalities are written on these sheets as well, but we have a certain leeway with those'
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"That means my parents died because of some god?!"
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The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
'Yes. They decided you were to be forever alone, an edgy emo drow. Because they think it's cool'
*sorry for the meta, I can back out of it?*
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(I don't mind, in this setting it works, because meta characters in DnD like this are perfectly cliche. This is a tavern for joke characters kinda, so I don't mind.)
"Because it is cool."
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The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
'You're not angry and resentful towards those gods? You think they made you cool?'
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"I'm cool, they aren't. I'm cool of my own volition."
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The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
'Of course you are. You're totally not the expression of some god's emo phase'
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"It's not a phase!"
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'How typical. Guess I asked for that'
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He goes back to corner brooding.
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The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
'Why do you like shady corners so much?'
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"I'm a drow, the light hurts my eyes."
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'Fair enough. I guess that's why such a high percentage of drow become emos'
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"I'm like this because I'm different, I'm not like all other drows."
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The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
'Ok, ok. You're not like other drow. You're special. Happy?'
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"I don't need your approval."
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'I disapprove of that'
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