There is a city where all the houses are giant blue bananas, and most of the inhabitants are little blue shapeshifting otters, all set in a giant blue banana tree grove. And in the center of the grove there is a giant blue stump, the tavern.
Rules:
1. PG, no exceptions
2. Be kind
3. Being a strangely colored version of a normal creature with 1 “superpower” is the idea, but just have fun
4. The sillier the rp, character backstories, and character designs are, the better
“Welcome! Would you like-“ An entire cow flies past “-any repast or would you just like some banana-beer?”
“I’ll just take you strongest ale.”
“You sure?”
“Yes”
“Ok then” They slide over a ginger ale that is so concentrated that it’s red. It’s really, really spicy. Like comical cartoon fire burp/steam ears/ breathing fire spicy.
“Welcome! Would you like-“ An entire cow flies past “-any repast or would you just like some banana-beer?”
“I’ll just take you strongest ale.”
“You sure?”
“Yes”
“Ok then” They slide over a ginger ale that is so concentrated that it’s red. It’s really, really spicy. Like comical cartoon fire burp/steam ears/ breathing fire spicy.
They drink it and nothing happens. “Tasty. Give me another.”
They fill up another. A drop falls on their paw. “Owch.” A bit of them was burned away but instantly reforms.
“Probably should check that out. Super healing doesn’t prevent possible infection.” They finish the glass in less than a second.
“It’s not super healing. I’m a dubdub.” *they are practically invincible, they have similar shape changing abilities to say, a symbiote. they’re pacifists and have evolved to be kinda like a walking liquid, and sometimes gas.*
They fill up another. A drop falls on their paw. “Owch.” A bit of them was burned away but instantly reforms.
“Probably should check that out. Super healing doesn’t prevent possible infection.” They finish the glass in less than a second.
“It’s not super healing. I’m a dubdub.” *they are practically invincible, they have similar shape changing abilities to say, a symbiote. they’re pacifists and have evolved to be kinda like a walking liquid, and sometimes gas.*
“Still maybe talk to a doctor. These aren’t free, are they?”
They fill up another. A drop falls on their paw. “Owch.” A bit of them was burned away but instantly reforms.
“Probably should check that out. Super healing doesn’t prevent possible infection.” They finish the glass in less than a second.
“It’s not super healing. I’m a dubdub.” *they are practically invincible, they have similar shape changing abilities to say, a symbiote. they’re pacifists and have evolved to be kinda like a walking liquid, and sometimes gas.*
“Still maybe talk to a doctor. These aren’t free, are they?”
“Your first 20 drinks are on us” “although preferably not literally.”
They fill up another. A drop falls on their paw. “Owch.” A bit of them was burned away but instantly reforms.
“Probably should check that out. Super healing doesn’t prevent possible infection.” They finish the glass in less than a second.
“It’s not super healing. I’m a dubdub.” *they are practically invincible, they have similar shape changing abilities to say, a symbiote. they’re pacifists and have evolved to be kinda like a walking liquid, and sometimes gas.*
“Still maybe talk to a doctor. These aren’t free, are they?”
“Your first 20 drinks are on us” “although preferably not literally.”
They fill up another. A drop falls on their paw. “Owch.” A bit of them was burned away but instantly reforms.
“Probably should check that out. Super healing doesn’t prevent possible infection.” They finish the glass in less than a second.
“It’s not super healing. I’m a dubdub.” *they are practically invincible, they have similar shape changing abilities to say, a symbiote. they’re pacifists and have evolved to be kinda like a walking liquid, and sometimes gas.*
“Still maybe talk to a doctor. These aren’t free, are they?”
“Your first 20 drinks are on us” “although preferably not literally.”
“Then give me 18 more drinks.”
“All at once or seperately” they duck halfway into the back, their little blue head poking out from behind the shelves
They fill up another. A drop falls on their paw. “Owch.” A bit of them was burned away but instantly reforms.
“Probably should check that out. Super healing doesn’t prevent possible infection.” They finish the glass in less than a second.
“It’s not super healing. I’m a dubdub.” *they are practically invincible, they have similar shape changing abilities to say, a symbiote. they’re pacifists and have evolved to be kinda like a walking liquid, and sometimes gas.*
“Still maybe talk to a doctor. These aren’t free, are they?”
“Your first 20 drinks are on us” “although preferably not literally.”
“Then give me 18 more drinks.”
“All at once or seperately” they duck halfway into the back, their little blue head poking out from behind the shelves
They fill up another. A drop falls on their paw. “Owch.” A bit of them was burned away but instantly reforms.
“Probably should check that out. Super healing doesn’t prevent possible infection.” They finish the glass in less than a second.
“It’s not super healing. I’m a dubdub.” *they are practically invincible, they have similar shape changing abilities to say, a symbiote. they’re pacifists and have evolved to be kinda like a walking liquid, and sometimes gas.*
“Still maybe talk to a doctor. These aren’t free, are they?”
“Your first 20 drinks are on us” “although preferably not literally.”
“Then give me 18 more drinks.”
“All at once or seperately” they duck halfway into the back, their little blue head poking out from behind the shelves
“Separately, or in a giant cup.”
They go to fetch The Giants Thimble, a huge cup they keep in the back. They fill it full of the strongest ginger ale. *if they drink this they have to be on fire for a little while, they fan be unpreterbed, but they will be on fire.*
There is a city where all the houses are giant blue bananas, and most of the inhabitants are little blue shapeshifting otters, all set in a giant blue banana tree grove. And in the center of the grove there is a giant blue stump, the tavern.
Rules:
1. PG, no exceptions
2. Be kind
3. Being a strangely colored version of a normal creature with 1 “superpower” is the idea, but just have fun
4. The sillier the rp, character backstories, and character designs are, the better
5. Just have a good time, this is a goofy thread.
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A red tiger is drinking water from a blue, no, dark blue, no, green puddle before walking into the tavern.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
“Welcome! Would you like-“ An entire cow flies past “-any repast or would you just like some banana-beer?”
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“I’ll just take you strongest ale.”
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
“You sure?”
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“Yes”
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
“Ok then” They slide over a ginger ale that is so concentrated that it’s red. It’s really, really spicy. Like comical cartoon fire burp/steam ears/ breathing fire spicy.
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They drink it and nothing happens. “Tasty. Give me another.”
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
They fill up another. A drop falls on their paw. “Owch.” A bit of them was burned away but instantly reforms.
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“Probably should check that out. Super healing doesn’t prevent possible infection.” They finish the glass in less than a second.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
“It’s not super healing. I’m a dubdub.” *they are practically invincible, they have similar shape changing abilities to say, a symbiote. they’re pacifists and have evolved to be kinda like a walking liquid, and sometimes gas.*
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“Still maybe talk to a doctor. These aren’t free, are they?”
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
“Your first 20 drinks are on us” “although preferably not literally.”
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“Then give me 18 more drinks.”
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
“All at once or seperately” they duck halfway into the back, their little blue head poking out from behind the shelves
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“Separately, or in a giant cup.”
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
*gtg. See you tomorrow*
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
They go to fetch The Giants Thimble, a huge cup they keep in the back. They fill it full of the strongest ginger ale. *if they drink this they have to be on fire for a little while, they fan be unpreterbed, but they will be on fire.*
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*see you!*
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T^T
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