'A born winner. That's why you're rotting down here with the other flotsam of society'
"I mean, that's a thousand times better than where I started. Things are looking up for me, even if it's still looking up from an actual crock of ****."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The Halfling is sitting outside. He is painting a beautiful, although macabre, scene of half-fleshed skeletons dancing. He paints while silently humming to himself.
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
The Halfling is sitting outside. He is painting a beautiful, although macabre, scene of half-fleshed skeletons dancing. He paints while silently humming to himself.
The tall man walks up to the halfling and says “ just beautiful, how much would you take for it?”
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We are one, we are none, we are someone, something and somewhat
The Halfling is sitting outside. He is painting a beautiful, although macabre, scene of half-fleshed skeletons dancing. He paints while silently humming to himself.
Dym is outside, brutally murdering a Barlgura, laughing hysterically.
*Spoilered for gore:*
The Barlgura was killing civilians until about 30 seconds ago when it saw Dym and decided it was time to earn a promotion. It did not earn a promotion.
Dym is holding up the Barlgura by the throat while many smaller arms grafted onto the main one rip into the Barlgura and flense it. The arms rapidly restitch the skin into the Baron's cloak. Dym raises his other arm(s), and a massive flesh-and-bone hammer slides out of his sleeve, held by yet more arms. He slams down, crushing the demon's skull with blow after blow, eventually killing the damned thing.
The Chimney Baron begins to use his many arms to make quick work of the cadaver, stitching and grafting with terrible speed. In less than a minute, the corpse is gone, fully integrated into Dym's body, bones and all.
"Oh, what good fun! Shame it hurt so many people, though. I'll get started on the reparations, post haste!"
"I mean, that's a thousand times better than where I started. Things are looking up for me, even if it's still looking up from an actual crock of ****."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Perhaps so. Want another drink?'
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Can I join?
We are one, we are none, we are someone, something and somewhat
Not a dumbass/not brain dead are my pronouns
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"Sure, why not?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The Halfling is sitting outside. He is painting a beautiful, although macabre, scene of half-fleshed skeletons dancing. He paints while silently humming to himself.
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
A tall man with pale skin with dark blue eyes walks in to the bar “can I have 3 beers?”
We are one, we are none, we are someone, something and somewhat
Not a dumbass/not brain dead are my pronouns
🧀PM me the word 'cheese'🧀
PM me the word 'tomato'
The tall man walks up to the halfling and says “ just beautiful, how much would you take for it?”
We are one, we are none, we are someone, something and somewhat
Not a dumbass/not brain dead are my pronouns
🧀PM me the word 'cheese'🧀
PM me the word 'tomato'
Jaden pours him another drink
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'Nice pictures. Is it of something you've seen?'
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'Certainly, 3 beers coming right up!'
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“ and how much do I owe you?” smiles the man
We are one, we are none, we are someone, something and somewhat
Not a dumbass/not brain dead are my pronouns
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PM me the word 'tomato'
'That'll be 6 copper pieces'
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“I’m short by 6 pieces” he says after he jugs the 3 beers
We are one, we are none, we are someone, something and somewhat
Not a dumbass/not brain dead are my pronouns
🧀PM me the word 'cheese'🧀
PM me the word 'tomato'
'Got anything to barter?'
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“I have Holy Water would that work?” The man asks
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Not a dumbass/not brain dead are my pronouns
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'Proper pure Holy Water? With a capital H and W? That would certainly cover it, if you can prove it's the real thing'
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“How would I prove to you” the man ask
We are one, we are none, we are someone, something and somewhat
Not a dumbass/not brain dead are my pronouns
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Dym is outside, brutally murdering a Barlgura, laughing hysterically.
*Spoilered for gore:*
The Barlgura was killing civilians until about 30 seconds ago when it saw Dym and decided it was time to earn a promotion. It did not earn a promotion.
Dym is holding up the Barlgura by the throat while many smaller arms grafted onto the main one rip into the Barlgura and flense it. The arms rapidly restitch the skin into the Baron's cloak. Dym raises his other arm(s), and a massive flesh-and-bone hammer slides out of his sleeve, held by yet more arms. He slams down, crushing the demon's skull with blow after blow, eventually killing the damned thing.
The Chimney Baron begins to use his many arms to make quick work of the cadaver, stitching and grafting with terrible speed. In less than a minute, the corpse is gone, fully integrated into Dym's body, bones and all.
"Oh, what good fun! Shame it hurt so many people, though. I'll get started on the reparations, post haste!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Put a drop in here. If it's the real thing, it will neutralise this Fireblood'
He pours a tiny glass of dark red liquid.
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I put a drop in the Fireblood and it neutralizes it “there you go” the man says
We are one, we are none, we are someone, something and somewhat
Not a dumbass/not brain dead are my pronouns
🧀PM me the word 'cheese'🧀
PM me the word 'tomato'