Dym is outside, brutally murdering a Barlgura, laughing hysterically.
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The Barlgura was killing civilians until about 30 seconds ago when it saw Dym and decided it was time to earn a promotion. It did not earn a promotion.
Dym is holding up the Barlgura by the throat while many smaller arms grafted onto the main one rip into the Barlgura and flense it. The arms rapidly restitch the skin into the Baron's cloak. Dym raises his other arm(s), and a massive flesh-and-bone hammer slides out of his sleeve, held by yet more arms. He slams down, crushing the demon's skull with blow after blow, eventually killing the damned thing.
The Chimney Baron begins to use his many arms to make quick work of the cadaver, stitching and grafting with terrible speed. In less than a minute, the corpse is gone, fully integrated into Dym's body, bones and all.
"Oh, what good fun! Shame it hurt so many people, though. I'll get started on the reparations, post haste!"
'Enjoying your work then?'
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Dym is outside, brutally murdering a Barlgura, laughing hysterically.
*Spoilered for gore:*
The Barlgura was killing civilians until about 30 seconds ago when it saw Dym and decided it was time to earn a promotion. It did not earn a promotion.
Dym is holding up the Barlgura by the throat while many smaller arms grafted onto the main one rip into the Barlgura and flense it. The arms rapidly restitch the skin into the Baron's cloak. Dym raises his other arm(s), and a massive flesh-and-bone hammer slides out of his sleeve, held by yet more arms. He slams down, crushing the demon's skull with blow after blow, eventually killing the damned thing.
The Chimney Baron begins to use his many arms to make quick work of the cadaver, stitching and grafting with terrible speed. In less than a minute, the corpse is gone, fully integrated into Dym's body, bones and all.
"Oh, what good fun! Shame it hurt so many people, though. I'll get started on the reparations, post haste!"
'Enjoying your work then?'
"I wouldn't call it work! I enjoy it too much to call it that. I'll almost be sad when I take over this city and drive out those Crimson ************s. It'll be hard to find enough fun things to kill with impunity with them gone!"
'That it will, that it will. I guess that's the problem with power, when you have it, you want to keep expanding it. But yes, it is fun to watch them burn. Until they go and get revenge on us and try to make us burn'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
'That it will, that it will. I guess that's the problem with power, when you have it, you want to keep expanding it. But yes, it is fun to watch them burn. Until they go and get revenge on us and try to make us burn'
"I mean, you are right, I admit. But I guess I don't technically have to go around killing things. It's just really fun."
'That it will, that it will. I guess that's the problem with power, when you have it, you want to keep expanding it. But yes, it is fun to watch them burn. Until they go and get revenge on us and try to make us burn'
"I mean, you are right, I admit. But I guess I don't technically have to go around killing things. It's just really fun."
'I'm afraid I can't possibly comment'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
'That it will, that it will. I guess that's the problem with power, when you have it, you want to keep expanding it. But yes, it is fun to watch them burn. Until they go and get revenge on us and try to make us burn'
"I mean, you are right, I admit. But I guess I don't technically have to go around killing things. It's just really fun."
'I'm afraid I can't possibly comment'
"Hmm. That does make me sound like a villain, doesn't it?"
A zombie-like creature walks calmly to the tavern, many bottles clinking on its backpack, each one containing a tiny monster. The zombie is covered in fungus, which seems deliberately grown and cultivated into beautiful shapes.
'Of course we got milk!' He pours him a mug of watery milk. 'Nice purse you got there'
"Thank you! I made it myself. It's hard to give something teeth without giving it a jaw as well, but I managed! The trick was to grow the flesh into the teeth themselves. Teeth are actually partially hollow around the root once you remove the, well, root, so I was able to get them in. I had to put a lot of musculature around the mouth to make it able to close properly, but now I'm safe from pickpockets!"
The mouth opens, and the creature pulls out a couple clean, dry coins and places them on the counter.
'Enjoying your work then?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
'I'm convinced' He takes the Holy Water as payment
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"I wouldn't call it work! I enjoy it too much to call it that. I'll almost be sad when I take over this city and drive out those Crimson ************s. It'll be hard to find enough fun things to kill with impunity with them gone!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'That it will, that it will. I guess that's the problem with power, when you have it, you want to keep expanding it. But yes, it is fun to watch them burn. Until they go and get revenge on us and try to make us burn'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
*this looks fun. I’ll think of a character. Yoda*
"I mean, you are right, I admit. But I guess I don't technically have to go around killing things. It's just really fun."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'I'm afraid I can't possibly comment'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Hmm. That does make me sound like a villain, doesn't it?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'I don't think so. There's plenty more villainous than you. You seem like a decent guy'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
Like me
We are one, we are none, we are someone, something and somewhat
Not a dumbass/not brain dead are my pronouns
🧀PM me the word 'cheese'🧀
PM me the word 'tomato'
'Why, what have you done? You don't have to say, I'm just curious now'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
“What have I done you ask?” The man laughed “ do you mean what have we done”
We are one, we are none, we are someone, something and somewhat
Not a dumbass/not brain dead are my pronouns
🧀PM me the word 'cheese'🧀
PM me the word 'tomato'
'Well, what have you collectively done then?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
A zombie-like creature walks calmly to the tavern, many bottles clinking on its backpack, each one containing a tiny monster. The zombie is covered in fungus, which seems deliberately grown and cultivated into beautiful shapes.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Can I get you a drink?' Jaden says, slightly suspicious of the newcomer but not suspicious enough to act
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Yes, please. Do you have milk? Alcohol doesn't agree with me. I get the worst hangovers but I never get buzzed."
He pulls out a coinpurse made of flesh with a mouth for an opening.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Of course we got milk!' He pours him a mug of watery milk. 'Nice purse you got there'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Thank you! I made it myself. It's hard to give something teeth without giving it a jaw as well, but I managed! The trick was to grow the flesh into the teeth themselves. Teeth are actually partially hollow around the root once you remove the, well, root, so I was able to get them in. I had to put a lot of musculature around the mouth to make it able to close properly, but now I'm safe from pickpockets!"
The mouth opens, and the creature pulls out a couple clean, dry coins and places them on the counter.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Indeed you are. Not many pickpockets are going to want to go anywhere near that. Unless they're desperate. You some kinda mage?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
(I'm gonna join this. Might not intro for a while because I have some crap going on irl that I need to deal with,)
Your friendly trans bard!
She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)