This thread is for anyone who wants a (Cool) War RP

The rules are as follows

NO META PLAYING

NO FADE TO BLACK SCENES (YOU KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT)

YOU MUST ROLL TO HIT

And finally, Use Quotation marks for in character speak

BTW I am the rat king

The guilds agreed to peace yesterday so I don’t know if there isn’t going to be any fighting.

oh, ok, well, I WILL BREAK THE PEACE(Joking)

I'm not particularly interested in war, but RATS?! Count me in!

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I'm not particularly interested in war, but RATS?! Count me in!

 Sure

Please invite your friends or whatever, SO WE CAN CONQUEST WITH THE POWER OF THE TINY TAILED BABY FLUFFBALLS

Yes!

A pallid, skinny half-elf walks into the headquarters of the Rat Army. He has greasy blond hair, and his skin and clothes are damp and covered in grime. 'Is this the Rat Army?'

The Rat king Answers"Yes, Who Asketh?" While outstretching his ratkin hand

The name's Flint. I know I'm not a ratkin, but I was raised by rats and have basically lived like a rat for my whole life. Living in sewers, scavenging in trash cans, getting chased by aggressive cats, that's kinda my life. Can I join you guys?'

"Thou must prove worthy, MEN, GRAB THE WHEEL." He yells to his men as they bring out A large wheel of cheese

"Thou must refuse the temptation of, THE WHEEL" He yells

"Thou must not take a single bite" He says calmly

'Sure. No problem. Unless this is a trick? A real rat would not be able to resist. Hmm...'

He stares at the wheel

*a Large bell tolls*

"You Have Passed, Young flint. It took years for my knights to withstand the wheels power. Step up to the throne for your reward" He gestures to climb the small hill that his throne is upon

'Thanks, mate. I mean, ya highness. Not used to dealing with royalty, ya see'

Flint climbs up the hill to the throne

*what does the palace of the Rat King look like?*

You will lose this war

It looks like a huge empty room with Armored ratkin on all sides, The throne on top of a large hill in the center of the room

"I understand, My name is King Korvid the 32nd, But you may call me what you wish. Now, Time to Feast!" He yells out As Some Ratkin Knights bring out a long table covered in food

'Food! We finally get food!'

Flint runs towards the table, looking for cheese. After seeing the giant cheese wheel, he now wants cheese, and as much as possible

"Now HOLD ON, In this land the children eat first. Come now children, time for the feast"

A group of ratkin children get to the table and start eating

'Ok, ok. Not a problem for me, I'm used to eating scraps'

"Now, Time for Us to eat" He says after the kids scatter as a new table is brought out

"i hope you like our cuisine, Chef Veerk is the best Ratkin cook around" King Korvid says as he wearily gets out of his throne, almost falling as his guards catch him and walk him down to the feast table

'It looks amazing!'

Flint looks at all the different types of food on the table, and starts stuffing his face

*this reminds me of Ni No Kuni II *