"Come with me, and you'll be. in a world of pure imagination. Take a look, and you'll see, into your imagination. we'll begin, with a spin. traveling in a world of my creation. what we'll see will defy explanation!" ~Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
their is no light without dark. no calm without storm. no heroes without villains. I, unfortunately am the dark. I am the storm. I. Am. The. Villain (not really considering I'm a forever player and never get the chance to DM)
"now, I was thinking more along the lines of some fresh, juicey, delicious grubs, but to each their own" suddenly the goblin turns aorund at the approach of the chubby man. "dont touch the backpack, bub." they snarl in a gravelly demonic voice as their eyes flash red. then they return to normal "it is pretty neat! it stores... something, who're you?"
The man seems completely unfazed. The construct, however, lifts up several arms and shakes them like an animal trying to be menacing. The fact that the limbs are very close to human makes this actually pretty threatening. " I'm Edmund. I just thought it looked neat. And please don't yell at us, we get scared easily." He didn't even flinch.
"who was I yelling at!?" it appears the goblin has no recollection of the voice.
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"Come with me, and you'll be. in a world of pure imagination. Take a look, and you'll see, into your imagination. we'll begin, with a spin. traveling in a world of my creation. what we'll see will defy explanation!" ~Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
their is no light without dark. no calm without storm. no heroes without villains. I, unfortunately am the dark. I am the storm. I. Am. The. Villain (not really considering I'm a forever player and never get the chance to DM)
"Come with me, and you'll be. in a world of pure imagination. Take a look, and you'll see, into your imagination. we'll begin, with a spin. traveling in a world of my creation. what we'll see will defy explanation!" ~Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
their is no light without dark. no calm without storm. no heroes without villains. I, unfortunately am the dark. I am the storm. I. Am. The. Villain (not really considering I'm a forever player and never get the chance to DM)
yeah, its clear that the goblin has no clue what you guys are talking about. they are thoroughly confused
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"Come with me, and you'll be. in a world of pure imagination. Take a look, and you'll see, into your imagination. we'll begin, with a spin. traveling in a world of my creation. what we'll see will defy explanation!" ~Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
their is no light without dark. no calm without storm. no heroes without villains. I, unfortunately am the dark. I am the storm. I. Am. The. Villain (not really considering I'm a forever player and never get the chance to DM)
"Thank you! He wants to be a warrior-chef when he grows up. He wanted to be a surgeon at first, but he was too good at cutting and not good enough at sewing."
"oh." the goblin thinks. " theres nothing living in my backpack" they say, starting to get uncomfortable. "but warrior-chefs are cool" the goblin says, changing the subject
"Come with me, and you'll be. in a world of pure imagination. Take a look, and you'll see, into your imagination. we'll begin, with a spin. traveling in a world of my creation. what we'll see will defy explanation!" ~Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
their is no light without dark. no calm without storm. no heroes without villains. I, unfortunately am the dark. I am the storm. I. Am. The. Villain (not really considering I'm a forever player and never get the chance to DM)
Normiah tries to tune out the conversation and focus on his battle map. He's basically thinking, 'i have much more important matters then demon backpacks'.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
"why would there be a demon in my backpack?" the goblin asks, reading your mind. something is seriously wrong with this tiny green bard.
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"Come with me, and you'll be. in a world of pure imagination. Take a look, and you'll see, into your imagination. we'll begin, with a spin. traveling in a world of my creation. what we'll see will defy explanation!" ~Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
their is no light without dark. no calm without storm. no heroes without villains. I, unfortunately am the dark. I am the storm. I. Am. The. Villain (not really considering I'm a forever player and never get the chance to DM)
"oh." the goblin thinks. " theres nothing living in my backpack" they say, starting to get uncomfortable. "but warrior-chefs are cool" the goblin says, changing the subject
"It must be somewhere else than. But yeah, you're right. He's a bit self-conscious about it because he thinks people will think it's silly. I don't think it's silly, though."
"Come with me, and you'll be. in a world of pure imagination. Take a look, and you'll see, into your imagination. we'll begin, with a spin. traveling in a world of my creation. what we'll see will defy explanation!" ~Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
their is no light without dark. no calm without storm. no heroes without villains. I, unfortunately am the dark. I am the storm. I. Am. The. Villain (not really considering I'm a forever player and never get the chance to DM)
"How did ya' read my mind? And also, warrier-chefs aren't weird. I knew this one pal once, he was a warrior but made scrumptious steaks. Saved my life on quite a few occasions. Of course... He turned out to be a spy for the beast." He seems to stare at his battle map.
"what do you mean, read your mind? you said that out loud didn't you? But whos the beast?"
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"Come with me, and you'll be. in a world of pure imagination. Take a look, and you'll see, into your imagination. we'll begin, with a spin. traveling in a world of my creation. what we'll see will defy explanation!" ~Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
their is no light without dark. no calm without storm. no heroes without villains. I, unfortunately am the dark. I am the storm. I. Am. The. Villain (not really considering I'm a forever player and never get the chance to DM)
"ok. geez, looks like someones got demons of their own." the goblin turns to edmund "did you make Grotesque?"
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"Come with me, and you'll be. in a world of pure imagination. Take a look, and you'll see, into your imagination. we'll begin, with a spin. traveling in a world of my creation. what we'll see will defy explanation!" ~Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
their is no light without dark. no calm without storm. no heroes without villains. I, unfortunately am the dark. I am the storm. I. Am. The. Villain (not really considering I'm a forever player and never get the chance to DM)
"what do you mean lash out?" roll insight (DC 13)
"Come with me, and you'll be. in a world of pure imagination. Take a look, and you'll see, into your imagination. we'll begin, with a spin. traveling in a world of my creation. what we'll see will defy explanation!" ~Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
their is no light without dark. no calm without storm. no heroes without villains. I, unfortunately am the dark. I am the storm. I. Am. The. Villain (not really considering I'm a forever player and never get the chance to DM)
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The man seems completely unfazed. The construct, however, lifts up several arms and shakes them like an animal trying to be menacing. The fact that the limbs are very close to human makes this actually pretty threatening. " I'm Edmund. I just thought it looked neat. And please don't yell at us, we get scared easily." He didn't even flinch.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Forever burdenless and terminally live!
"who was I yelling at!?" it appears the goblin has no recollection of the voice.
"Come with me, and you'll be. in a world of pure imagination. Take a look, and you'll see, into your imagination. we'll begin, with a spin. traveling in a world of my creation. what we'll see will defy explanation!" ~Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
their is no light without dark. no calm without storm. no heroes without villains. I, unfortunately am the dark. I am the storm. I. Am. The. Villain (not really considering I'm a forever player and never get the chance to DM)
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"also, cool robot"
"Come with me, and you'll be. in a world of pure imagination. Take a look, and you'll see, into your imagination. we'll begin, with a spin. traveling in a world of my creation. what we'll see will defy explanation!" ~Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
their is no light without dark. no calm without storm. no heroes without villains. I, unfortunately am the dark. I am the storm. I. Am. The. Villain (not really considering I'm a forever player and never get the chance to DM)
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
yeah, its clear that the goblin has no clue what you guys are talking about. they are thoroughly confused
"Come with me, and you'll be. in a world of pure imagination. Take a look, and you'll see, into your imagination. we'll begin, with a spin. traveling in a world of my creation. what we'll see will defy explanation!" ~Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
their is no light without dark. no calm without storm. no heroes without villains. I, unfortunately am the dark. I am the storm. I. Am. The. Villain (not really considering I'm a forever player and never get the chance to DM)
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"I think whatever is living in your backpack is taking control of you. I don't think it likes me."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Forever burdenless and terminally live!
"Thank you! He wants to be a warrior-chef when he grows up. He wanted to be a surgeon at first, but he was too good at cutting and not good enough at sewing."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Forever burdenless and terminally live!
"oh." the goblin thinks. " theres nothing living in my backpack" they say, starting to get uncomfortable. "but warrior-chefs are cool" the goblin says, changing the subject
"Come with me, and you'll be. in a world of pure imagination. Take a look, and you'll see, into your imagination. we'll begin, with a spin. traveling in a world of my creation. what we'll see will defy explanation!" ~Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
their is no light without dark. no calm without storm. no heroes without villains. I, unfortunately am the dark. I am the storm. I. Am. The. Villain (not really considering I'm a forever player and never get the chance to DM)
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Normiah tries to tune out the conversation and focus on his battle map. He's basically thinking, 'i have much more important matters then demon backpacks'.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"why would there be a demon in my backpack?" the goblin asks, reading your mind. something is seriously wrong with this tiny green bard.
"Come with me, and you'll be. in a world of pure imagination. Take a look, and you'll see, into your imagination. we'll begin, with a spin. traveling in a world of my creation. what we'll see will defy explanation!" ~Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
their is no light without dark. no calm without storm. no heroes without villains. I, unfortunately am the dark. I am the storm. I. Am. The. Villain (not really considering I'm a forever player and never get the chance to DM)
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"It must be somewhere else than. But yeah, you're right. He's a bit self-conscious about it because he thinks people will think it's silly. I don't think it's silly, though."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Forever burdenless and terminally live!
"silly is the best way to be!"
"Come with me, and you'll be. in a world of pure imagination. Take a look, and you'll see, into your imagination. we'll begin, with a spin. traveling in a world of my creation. what we'll see will defy explanation!" ~Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
their is no light without dark. no calm without storm. no heroes without villains. I, unfortunately am the dark. I am the storm. I. Am. The. Villain (not really considering I'm a forever player and never get the chance to DM)
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"How did ya' read my mind? And also, warrier-chefs aren't weird. I knew this one pal once, he was a warrior but made scrumptious steaks. Saved my life on quite a few occasions. Of course... He turned out to be a spy for the beast." He seems to stare at his battle map.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The man hesitates, taking a split second to think "That's an opinion. Grotesque doesn't like to be laughed at. He takes himself very seriously."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Forever burdenless and terminally live!
"what do you mean, read your mind? you said that out loud didn't you? But whos the beast?"
"Come with me, and you'll be. in a world of pure imagination. Take a look, and you'll see, into your imagination. we'll begin, with a spin. traveling in a world of my creation. what we'll see will defy explanation!" ~Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
their is no light without dark. no calm without storm. no heroes without villains. I, unfortunately am the dark. I am the storm. I. Am. The. Villain (not really considering I'm a forever player and never get the chance to DM)
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"I didn't say it out loud. And for the beast, his name is none-of-your. As in, it's none of your business!" He slams his fist on the table.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"ok. geez, looks like someones got demons of their own." the goblin turns to edmund "did you make Grotesque?"
"Come with me, and you'll be. in a world of pure imagination. Take a look, and you'll see, into your imagination. we'll begin, with a spin. traveling in a world of my creation. what we'll see will defy explanation!" ~Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
their is no light without dark. no calm without storm. no heroes without villains. I, unfortunately am the dark. I am the storm. I. Am. The. Villain (not really considering I'm a forever player and never get the chance to DM)
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Normiah rolls his eyes and goes back to his battle map.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Yup! He's really nice. But not very clever. He's very talented at cutting things, though, and I'm trying to help him find meaning in his talents."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Forever burdenless and terminally live!