"Don't you know that the trapper's traps can trap the trapper?"
"I must be really going crazy if I'm quoting Dagur."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Deltarune, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
So when do we find Gatsby? (Oh-oh-oh-oh) Can you point him out to me? (Oh-oh-oh) I've never even met him (oh-oh-oh-oh) The man's a mystery Every night it seems his notoriety grows I wonder if he's even at the parties he throws I think that it's dandy (oh-oh-oh-oh) That he keeps a brandy handy (oh-oh-oh-oh) But his modus operandi? (Oh!) No one really knows
Well, I heard Gatsby owns the patent For the Model T! I heard he's a spy! I heard he won this place in a horse race! I heard he killed a man! (Oof!) (Eh)
He's selling bathtub gin! He's Prussian royalty! Stock market? He's flooded! Red carpet? Star-studded! Black market? Cold-blooded! Do you wanna dance? (Woah-whoo!)
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-One more time, for the Money- Two Time, for the Love- Three time, for the Beauty, these are the things that dreams are made of-_
_-At The First Thanksgiving-__-Official Harbinger of Mariah Carey-__-Secretly Mrs. Claus-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
"How'd I wind up here again? It's like I'm always getting blood on my hands All it takes is one and I'm gone and a thousand 'til the end How'd I wind up here again? You take me to the edge You push me too far You watch me slip away Holding on too hard Tell me why Does everything that I love get taken away? From me Why Does everything that I love get taken away? You take me to the edge Push me too far Watch me slip away Holding on too hard Tell me why Does everything that I love get taken away? From me?"
–Tell Me Why, by Three Days Grace
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Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
"I might not be one to talk, but these guys are stupid!"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.
"Hey guys. Did you know that Pokemon has a multiverse?"
-Me, trying to break my friend's mind
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.
"So you know a lot of stuff, right? Tell me something that'll blow my mind."
"The Sun is 8 light-minutes away from Earth. It could have exploded in the last 7 minutes and we'd have no way of knowing."
10 hours later, in the middle of the night: "He could have just told me that humans and giraffes have the same number of neck bones, but nooooo."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.
"So you know a lot of stuff, right? Tell me something that'll blow my mind."
"The Sun is 8 light-minutes away from Earth. It could have exploded in the last 7 minutes and we'd have no way of knowing."
10 hours later, in the middle of the night: "He could have just told me that humans and giraffes have the same number of neck bones, but nooooo."
excuse me, what? that is interesting.
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a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
"So you know a lot of stuff, right? Tell me something that'll blow my mind."
"The Sun is 8 light-minutes away from Earth. It could have exploded in the last 7 minutes and we'd have no way of knowing."
10 hours later, in the middle of the night: "He could have just told me that humans and giraffes have the same number of neck bones, but nooooo."
excuse me, what? that is interesting.
Yup! Same thing with other places, since light does have a speed of travel. If the Moon exploded, we wouldn't know until 1.28 seconds later. Mars, it'd be an average of 13 minutes, although it varies.
"So you know a lot of stuff, right? Tell me something that'll blow my mind."
"The Sun is 8 light-minutes away from Earth. It could have exploded in the last 7 minutes and we'd have no way of knowing."
10 hours later, in the middle of the night: "He could have just told me that humans and giraffes have the same number of neck bones, but nooooo."
excuse me, what? that is interesting.
Yup! Same thing with other places, since light does have a speed of travel. If the Moon exploded, we wouldn't know until 1.28 seconds later. Mars, it'd be an average of 13 minutes, although it varies.
"SPACE NERDING!!!!"
---- me
I meant the giraffe thing. I did not know that until I read that.
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a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Mm.
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
"When in doubt, look intelligent."
----- Garrison Keillor
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
"Don't you know that the trapper's traps can trap the trapper?"
"I must be really going crazy if I'm quoting Dagur."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.
"pack stactis"
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Feel free to check out the faction of E.
feel extra free to join the faction.
(I love LGIO)
Kris Get The Banana
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Deltarune, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
So when do we find Gatsby? (Oh-oh-oh-oh)
Can you point him out to me? (Oh-oh-oh)
I've never even met him (oh-oh-oh-oh)
The man's a mystery
Every night it seems his notoriety grows
I wonder if he's even at the parties he throws
I think that it's dandy (oh-oh-oh-oh)
That he keeps a brandy handy (oh-oh-oh-oh)
But his modus operandi? (Oh!)
No one really knows
Well, I heard Gatsby owns the patent
For the Model T!
I heard he's a spy!
I heard he won this place in a horse race!
I heard he killed a man! (Oof!)
(Eh)
He's selling bathtub gin!
He's Prussian royalty!
Stock market?
He's flooded!
Red carpet?
Star-studded!
Black market?
Cold-blooded!
Do you wanna dance?
(Woah-whoo!)
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-One more time, for the Money- Two Time, for the Love- Three time, for the Beauty, these are the things that dreams are made of-_
_-At The First Thanksgiving-_ _-Official Harbinger of Mariah Carey-_ _-Secretly Mrs. Claus-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
"Seven minutes. Seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you."
-Albert Wesker
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
*Song time!*
"How'd I wind up here again?
It's like I'm always getting blood on my hands
All it takes is one and I'm gone and a thousand 'til the end
How'd I wind up here again?
You take me to the edge
You push me too far
You watch me slip away
Holding on too hard
Tell me why
Does everything that I love get taken away?
From me
Why
Does everything that I love get taken away?
You take me to the edge
Push me too far
Watch me slip away
Holding on too hard
Tell me why
Does everything that I love get taken away?
From me?"
–Tell Me Why, by Three Days Grace
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
"I might not be one to talk, but these guys are stupid!"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.
So do I :)
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
I remember that episode!
Although I think the best How to Train Your Dragon quote would be one of the following:
"Stop being all of - that *gestures*" "You just gestured to all of me." "Exactly! Stop being all of you."
"Thanks for nothing, you useless reptile."
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
2 things:
1. I literally said that exact same thing the other day when I caught people fighting in a grocery store.
2. I like your new PFP!
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
"Hey guys. Did you know that Pokemon has a multiverse?"
-Me, trying to break my friend's mind
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.
"So you know a lot of stuff, right? Tell me something that'll blow my mind."
"The Sun is 8 light-minutes away from Earth. It could have exploded in the last 7 minutes and we'd have no way of knowing."
10 hours later, in the middle of the night: "He could have just told me that humans and giraffes have the same number of neck bones, but nooooo."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.
That’s a good fact
Yup. That would blow their mind.
...I'm never going to sleep again...
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
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"I told myself that I would let you
Out of my mind
Out of my mind
They say we’re like antelopes
I’m crossing my legs
I call up the emperor
To get in his head
Cause we’re always under the eyes of God
And I’m trying to remember how I learned to walk
Staring at the sky from the 100th floor
Asking for more
Speak to the screen
To hear a reflection
Losing my life
To pure entertainment
I had a thought that’s very violent
Back of my mind
Back of my mind
A one pagе decision
Of sandpaper love
Thеy’re holding my fingers
And taking my blood..."
----- "Out of My Mind," sn0wcrash
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
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excuse me, what? that is interesting.
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Feel free to check out the faction of E.
feel extra free to join the faction.
Yup! Same thing with other places, since light does have a speed of travel. If the Moon exploded, we wouldn't know until 1.28 seconds later. Mars, it'd be an average of 13 minutes, although it varies.
"SPACE NERDING!!!!"
---- me
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
I meant the giraffe thing. I did not know that until I read that.
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Feel free to check out the faction of E.
feel extra free to join the faction.