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"Oh, we're using our made-up names! I'm Spider-Man, then."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Please stop making me angry. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
"you see I wanted this campaign to ask a philosophical question about morality, and is it worth destroying everything to save someone you love. then I remembered my players can't comprehend such an idea."
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
"Miracle Max: He probably owes you money huh? I'll ask him.
Inigo Montoya: He's dead. He can't talk.
Miracle Max: Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.
Inigo Montoya: What's that?
Miracle Max: Go through his clothes and look for loose change"
- Miracle Max, and Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride
YES! THE PRINCESS BRIDE IS AWASOME
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Just a guy on DDB, looking at the forums.
Currently trying to create an adorable hivemind species for a worldbuiding project.
*Still don’t get why trapper has to pick up his traps and can be trapped by them without addons.*
Hiii :3
14yo cancer, bisexual(maybe Pan?), Genderfluid femboy, prefer She/They but don’t mind what pronouns you call me
Love all soulsbourne and soulslike games + metroidvanias.
“Where’s everyone going? Bingo?
-Leon Kennedy, RE4
Hiii :3
14yo cancer, bisexual(maybe Pan?), Genderfluid femboy, prefer She/They but don’t mind what pronouns you call me
Love all soulsbourne and soulslike games + metroidvanias.
"I'm Peter, by the way."
"Doctor Strange."
"Oh, we're using our made-up names! I'm Spider-Man, then."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Please stop making me angry. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
* He'd be a bit better if he didn't get trapped by them himself lol*
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
I am the favorite idiot of the fox
I'm active most days, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed the Arcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
*Wait, I actually watched that!
For some reason, the insect/bug-related 'super heroes' tend to be funniest.*
I got a Discord thing set up!
Can't remember why, but here's a link to my thingie: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
Extended Signature: (^v^)
*Been meaning to play the RE remakes. I played a bit of classic RE1 a while back though*
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
I am the favorite idiot of the fox
I'm active most days, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed the Arcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
"Where are the Demogorgons, Henry?! Where did you leave them?! WHERE?!"
-My friend during his 10-minute long rant on how bad the Stranger Things season 5 finale was
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
I am the favorite idiot of the fox
I'm active most days, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed the Arcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
"What did I do to deserve this? Look at him, [a bit I can't remember], so stupid."
-The Wish Dragon
I got a Discord thing set up!
Can't remember why, but here's a link to my thingie: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
Extended Signature: (^v^)
“I’ve got blisters on my fingers!”
Where have all the flowers gone?
"you see I wanted this campaign to ask a philosophical question about morality, and is it worth destroying everything to save someone you love. then I remembered my players can't comprehend such an idea."
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
“Did you get a good look at her?!”
”only a glance… could you hear what they were saying?”
”only a word or two.”
”ugh, she must be a princess or something.”
”his highness sure seemed to go for her…”
”Well, Hmph, THERE’S JUST NO ACCOUNTING FOR TASTE!”
”WHY WOULD A FELLOW WANT A GIRL LIKE HER, A FRAIL AND FLUFFY BEAUTY?! WHY CAN’T A FELLA EVER ONCE PREFER A SOLID GIRL LIKE ME!?”
”she’s a frothy little bubble… with a frilly sort of charm… and with very little trouble, I could BREAK HER LITTLE ARM-“
”Oh, why would a fella want a girl like her, so obviously unusual! Why can’t a fella ever once prefer a usual girl like me!?”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-One more time, for the Money- Two Time, for the Love- Three time, for the Beauty, these are the things that dreams are made of-_
_-At The First Thanksgiving-_ _-Official Harbinger of Mariah Carey-_ _-Secretly Mrs. Claus-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“Ariel… made a deal with an eldritch, undersea, Fay… drag queen…? for the ability to walk-… in exchange for her voice. …”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-One more time, for the Money- Two Time, for the Love- Three time, for the Beauty, these are the things that dreams are made of-_
_-At The First Thanksgiving-_ _-Official Harbinger of Mariah Carey-_ _-Secretly Mrs. Claus-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
"My eyeballs are sweating." - The Jungle Cruise (movie)
I got a Discord thing set up!
Can't remember why, but here's a link to my thingie: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
Extended Signature: (^v^)
"am I right lads or am I right lads?"
-from Undertale if it was realistic
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
YES! THE PRINCESS BRIDE IS AWASOME
Just a guy on DDB, looking at the forums.
Currently trying to create an adorable hivemind species for a worldbuiding project.
Inigo Montoya: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, prepare to die.
Inigo Montoya: Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. Prepare to die.
Prince Humperdinck: Stop saying that!
Inigo Montoya: Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya, prepare to die!
--Inigo Montoya and Prince Humperdinck -- The Princess Bride.
Just a guy on DDB, looking at the forums.
Currently trying to create an adorable hivemind species for a worldbuiding project.
I LOVE GAUNTLET DARK LEGACY!
It is the archer who says that.
Here are some more Gauntlet Dark Legacy voice lines.
"I will get you!" -The minotaur, when you take something from the chest he opened.
"I like food!" The Valkery every now and then, when she eats food.
"Sweet nutrients!" The knight, when he eats food.
"Thou shalt feel my fury!" The knight, when you take something from the chest he opened.
"Oh, sustenance!" The archer, when she eats food.
"All players must stand on the platform." The announcer, when there is a platform, all players must stand on.
Just a guy on DDB, looking at the forums.
Currently trying to create an adorable hivemind species for a worldbuiding project.