"you kidnapped this dehydrated child from a realm of flesh and then placed it into a well of water to make it your slave bound to you for eternity."
-just guess what game me and my friend were playing when that was said.
"Minecraft?"
-Me, thoroughly and utterly confused
... how did you get that correct?
but yeah we were talking about the happy ghast.
"I just binge-read an 8-book series of Minecraft fanfic."
-Me
... okay
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a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
"The writing on my brain blasting through the stop signs..."
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Can you fathom the hallowed shallows That lie six feet ‘neath the azure skies? Or fallow sallow forests Until they open to your tallowed eyes? extended sig
"The rum's gone. Why is the rum gone?" - Jack Sparrow
"the orange juice's gone. why is the orange juice gone?" me, acting like Jack Sparrow
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Nebularoace he/her call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
"stealin from the camera shops, and runnin' from the robocops, ya i would fight them all for you, over and over again. open up the 12th floor window,, throwin' out the furniture, break down the doors to the mall, and set my clothes on fire, over and over again."
pretty sure thats how it goes
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Nebularoace he/her call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
"stealin from the camera shops, and runnin' from the robocops, ya i would fight them all for you, over and over again. open up the 12th floor window,, throwin' out the furniture, break down the doors to the mall, and set my clothes on fire, over and over again."
pretty sure thats how it goes
Yup.
"I could spend ages... Remembering the way you fell from space, A streak of fire, a liquid plate Of oxytocin lipstick in the flames... And I could spend days, I know Writing code to reconstruct your face... But I forget so fast, my hard drive Might as well have been erased...
But you (ooh-ooh-ooh) know...
I can't feel love Any longer (ooh-ooh-ooh) I never Get long enough to call ya... I wish I was sober, I wish I had time I can't stop, I won't stop, Until you are mine Ready (ooh-ooh) To turn off my mind..."
I believe that's how it goes? I'm not great with lyrics.
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Can you fathom the hallowed shallows That lie six feet ‘neath the azure skies? Or fallow sallow forests Until they open to your tallowed eyes? extended sig
"stealin from the camera shops, and runnin' from the robocops, ya i would fight them all for you, over and over again. open up the 12th floor window,, throwin' out the furniture, break down the doors to the mall, and set my clothes on fire, over and over again."
pretty sure thats how it goes
Yup.
"I could spend ages... Remembering the way you fell from space, A streak of fire, a liquid plate Of oxytocin lipstick in the flames... And I could spend days, I know Writing code to reconstruct your face... But I forget so fast, my hard drive Might as well have been erased...
But you (ooh-ooh-ooh) know...
I can't feel love Any longer (ooh-ooh-ooh) I never Get long enough to call ya... I wish I was sober, I wish I had time I can't stop, I won't stop, Until you are mine Ready (ooh-ooh) To turn off my mind..."
I believe that's how it goes? I'm not great with lyrics.
what song is it?
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Nebularoace he/her call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
"stealin from the camera shops, and runnin' from the robocops, ya i would fight them all for you, over and over again. open up the 12th floor window,, throwin' out the furniture, break down the doors to the mall, and set my clothes on fire, over and over again."
pretty sure thats how it goes
Yup.
"I could spend ages... Remembering the way you fell from space, A streak of fire, a liquid plate Of oxytocin lipstick in the flames... And I could spend days, I know Writing code to reconstruct your face... But I forget so fast, my hard drive Might as well have been erased...
But you (ooh-ooh-ooh) know...
I can't feel love Any longer (ooh-ooh-ooh) I never Get long enough to call ya... I wish I was sober, I wish I had time I can't stop, I won't stop, Until you are mine Ready (ooh-ooh) To turn off my mind..."
I believe that's how it goes? I'm not great with lyrics.
what song is it?
Switching Off, I believe.
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Can you fathom the hallowed shallows That lie six feet ‘neath the azure skies? Or fallow sallow forests Until they open to your tallowed eyes? extended sig
"stealin from the camera shops, and runnin' from the robocops, ya i would fight them all for you, over and over again. open up the 12th floor window,, throwin' out the furniture, break down the doors to the mall, and set my clothes on fire, over and over again."
pretty sure thats how it goes
Yup.
"I could spend ages... Remembering the way you fell from space, A streak of fire, a liquid plate Of oxytocin lipstick in the flames... And I could spend days, I know Writing code to reconstruct your face... But I forget so fast, my hard drive Might as well have been erased...
But you (ooh-ooh-ooh) know...
I can't feel love Any longer (ooh-ooh-ooh) I never Get long enough to call ya... I wish I was sober, I wish I had time I can't stop, I won't stop, Until you are mine Ready (ooh-ooh) To turn off my mind..."
I believe that's how it goes? I'm not great with lyrics.
what song is it?
Switching Off, I believe.
SN0WCRASH?
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Nebularoace he/her call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
"stealin from the camera shops, and runnin' from the robocops, ya i would fight them all for you, over and over again. open up the 12th floor window,, throwin' out the furniture, break down the doors to the mall, and set my clothes on fire, over and over again."
pretty sure thats how it goes
Yup.
"I could spend ages... Remembering the way you fell from space, A streak of fire, a liquid plate Of oxytocin lipstick in the flames... And I could spend days, I know Writing code to reconstruct your face... But I forget so fast, my hard drive Might as well have been erased...
But you (ooh-ooh-ooh) know...
I can't feel love Any longer (ooh-ooh-ooh) I never Get long enough to call ya... I wish I was sober, I wish I had time I can't stop, I won't stop, Until you are mine Ready (ooh-ooh) To turn off my mind..."
I believe that's how it goes? I'm not great with lyrics.
Can you fathom the hallowed shallows That lie six feet ‘neath the azure skies? Or fallow sallow forests Until they open to your tallowed eyes? extended sig
"Whatever it is, it's probably infested with void fleas!"
"No he isn't. I already checked. What? Their wings are used in at least three different brewing recipes!"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"Whatever it is, it's probably infested with void fleas!"
"No he isn't. I already checked. What? Their wings are used in at least three different brewing recipes!"
“Please don’t milk the giant void crab”
”I’m going to milk the void crab”
”roll a animal handling check”
”31”
”…you successfully milk the void crab”
”I drink it”
”ah, you…are now a god? I guess? If one drop causes +1 on all D20 tests, +1 to AC and +20 Max Hp then I don’t know what happens if you drink a whole crab-udderfull”
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May your milk never curdle.
Oh and may your bagels never be without cream cheese.
Oh and may your lobster always be fresh and yumny.
Oh and may your lemons be very zesty.
Oh and may you never get detained by the Lacus.
Oh and…that’s about it.
Wait…and may your cheesecake never change in temperature, except to perfection.
"you know what it's my fault for forgetting to mention the parole officer is 32 ft tall"
-me
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a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
"So, uh...you do know that you're in a rather enclosed space, right?" "Yes." "Like a very enclosed space?" "Yup." "And your entire party is within ten feet of both you and the creature you're fighting?" "Uh-huh." "So...why are you casting Meteor Swarm?" "I'm a nihilist. Now, everyone takes 240 damage."
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Can you fathom the hallowed shallows That lie six feet ‘neath the azure skies? Or fallow sallow forests Until they open to your tallowed eyes? extended sig
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"A heart that's full up like a landfill A job that slowly kills you Bruises that won't heal
You look so tired, unhappy Bring down the government They don't, they don't speak for us
I'll take a quiet life A handshake of carbon monoxide And no alarms and no surprises No alarms and no surprises No alarms and no surprises
Silent Silent
This is my final fit My final bellyache with
No alarms and no surprises No alarms and no surprises No alarms and no surprises, please
Such a pretty house And such a pretty garden No alarms and no surprises (get me out of here) No alarms and no surprises (get me out of here) No alarms and no surprises (get me out of here) Please"
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Nebularoace he/her call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
"As my great-aunt always said, bad news first, since the good news is probably a lie. Fun fact, she made me cry a lot."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
... okay
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Feel free to check out the faction of E.
feel extra free to join the faction.
"The rum's gone. Why is the rum gone?" - Jack Sparrow
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
"The writing on my brain blasting through the stop signs..."
Can you fathom the hallowed shallows
That lie six feet ‘neath the azure skies?
Or fallow sallow forests
Until they open to your tallowed eyes?
extended sig
"the orange juice's gone. why is the orange juice gone?" me, acting like Jack Sparrow
Nebularoace he/her call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
"stealin from the camera shops,
and runnin' from the robocops,
ya i would fight them all for you,
over and over again.
open up the 12th floor window,,
throwin' out the furniture,
break down the doors to the mall,
and set my clothes on fire,
over and over again."
pretty sure thats how it goes
Nebularoace he/her call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
Yup.
"I could spend ages...
Remembering the way you fell from space,
A streak of fire, a liquid plate
Of oxytocin lipstick in the flames...
And I could spend days, I know
Writing code to reconstruct your face...
But I forget so fast, my hard drive
Might as well have been erased...
But you (ooh-ooh-ooh) know...
I can't feel love
Any longer
(ooh-ooh-ooh)
I never
Get long enough to call ya...
I wish I was sober, I wish I had time
I can't stop, I won't stop,
Until you are mine
Ready (ooh-ooh)
To turn off my mind..."
I believe that's how it goes? I'm not great with lyrics.
Can you fathom the hallowed shallows
That lie six feet ‘neath the azure skies?
Or fallow sallow forests
Until they open to your tallowed eyes?
extended sig
what song is it?
Nebularoace he/her call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
Switching Off, I believe.
Can you fathom the hallowed shallows
That lie six feet ‘neath the azure skies?
Or fallow sallow forests
Until they open to your tallowed eyes?
extended sig
SN0WCRASH?
Nebularoace he/her call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
You guessed it.
Switching Off -- this should work
Can you fathom the hallowed shallows
That lie six feet ‘neath the azure skies?
Or fallow sallow forests
Until they open to your tallowed eyes?
extended sig
"Kitten? You call that thing a KITTEN?!"
"Whatever it is, it's probably infested with void fleas!"
"No he isn't. I already checked. What? Their wings are used in at least three different brewing recipes!"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01000001 01000010 01011001 01010011 01010011 00100000 01000011 01000001 01001100 01001100 01010011
“Please don’t milk the giant void crab”
”I’m going to milk the void crab”
”roll a animal handling check”
”31”
”…you successfully milk the void crab”
”I drink it”
”ah, you…are now a god? I guess? If one drop causes +1 on all D20 tests, +1 to AC and +20 Max Hp then I don’t know what happens if you drink a whole crab-udderfull”
May your milk never curdle.
Oh and may your bagels never be without cream cheese.
Oh and may your lobster always be fresh and yumny.
Oh and may your lemons be very zesty.
Oh and may you never get detained by the Lacus.
Oh and…that’s about it.
Wait…and may your cheesecake never change in temperature, except to perfection.
"you know what it's my fault for forgetting to mention the parole officer is 32 ft tall"
-me
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Feel free to check out the faction of E.
feel extra free to join the faction.
"Hello, all!
Your friendly neighborhood arsonist has returned!"
-Golden
Hayyy y'all! He/Her nebularoace
Atra guliä un ilian tauthr ono un atra ono waíse sköliro frá rauthr!
extended sig
"I am deeply concerned as to what this could mean." - The Spiffing Brit (YouTuber)
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
"So, uh...you do know that you're in a rather enclosed space, right?"
"Yes."
"Like a very enclosed space?"
"Yup."
"And your entire party is within ten feet of both you and the creature you're fighting?"
"Uh-huh."
"So...why are you casting Meteor Swarm?"
"I'm a nihilist. Now, everyone takes 240 damage."
Can you fathom the hallowed shallows
That lie six feet ‘neath the azure skies?
Or fallow sallow forests
Until they open to your tallowed eyes?
extended sig
"Oh, please. I'm more effective blind than SOME PEOPLE are normally."
"Was she looking at us when she said that?"
"No. She can't see, hence, she can't be looking at us."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01000001 01000010 01011001 01010011 01010011 00100000 01000011 01000001 01001100 01001100 01010011
"You two! Where's Fishface?"
"I haven't got a clue."
"Me neither."
"Yeah, I know that, but where's Fishface?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01000001 01000010 01011001 01010011 01010011 00100000 01000011 01000001 01001100 01001100 01010011
A job that slowly kills you
Bruises that won't heal
You look so tired, unhappy
Bring down the government
They don't, they don't speak for us
I'll take a quiet life
A handshake of carbon monoxide
And no alarms and no surprises
No alarms and no surprises
No alarms and no surprises
Silent
Silent
This is my final fit
My final bellyache with
No alarms and no surprises
No alarms and no surprises
No alarms and no surprises, please
Such a pretty house
And such a pretty garden
No alarms and no surprises (get me out of here)
No alarms and no surprises (get me out of here)
No alarms and no surprises (get me out of here)
Please"
Nebularoace he/her call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
"As my great-aunt always said, bad news first, since the good news is probably a lie. Fun fact, she made me cry a lot."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01000001 01000010 01011001 01010011 01010011 00100000 01000011 01000001 01001100 01001100 01010011