“A tragedy is a tragedy, and at the bottom, all tragedies are stupid. Give me a choice and I'll take A Midsummer Night's Dream over Hamlet every time. Any fool with steady hands and a working set of lungs can build up a house of cards and then blow it down, but it takes a genius to make people laugh.”
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
“I know this dream of life is never ending… it goes around, and round, and round again… I know the sun will rise while descending… it goes on, and on, and never ends…”
"Aw, no! You're supposed to use a sarcastic voice! Now I look foolish!"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
“He tries his best to continue looking somewhat intimidating, chin parallel to the ground and hand on his knife, though he…. has on glitter mascara.”
-Cynophobia, describing Angelo once Elijah got to give him a makeover, Camp Half-Blood.
*Lollllllll. Oh btw Arch CTF later? Totally ok if no.*
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
“I am not a monster! I would never sacrifice my child!”
”relax… I wouldn’t expect you to harm Claudia or Soren… you will sacrifice your other child.”
“What? I don’t- I don’t have a-“
”but you do!”
”who?”
”our child.”
-Viren and Aaravos, the Dragon Prince.
*Don’t forget “Am I your little bug friend?”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
"One time, he turned himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes. So when I picked up the snake to admire it, he turned back and said 'yeaaagh, it's me!' And then he stabbed me. We were eight at the time."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
“Alone. Yes, that's the key word, the most awful word in the English tongue. Murder doesn't hold a candle to it and hell is only a poor synonym.”
"I'm waving both of my hands. Jealous?"
"The darkness is consuming me, and now I don't have any thread to hold onto. Brownie?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“A tragedy is a tragedy, and at the bottom, all tragedies are stupid. Give me a choice and I'll take A Midsummer Night's Dream over Hamlet every time. Any fool with steady hands and a working set of lungs can build up a house of cards and then blow it down, but it takes a genius to make people laugh.”
“I prescribe you one bottle of common sense. Please take two tablets daily. Side effects may include minding your own damn business.”
“Wait… this is your first time willingly returning to the school. How does it feel?”
”like returning to the scene of a crime. I already know where the bodies are buried.”
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
-Patrick Star
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
HE'S BACK... AND WEIRDER THAN EVER!
“I know this dream of life is never ending… it goes around, and round, and round again… I know the sun will rise while descending… it goes on, and on, and never ends…”
"I was being sarcastic!"
"Aw, no! You're supposed to use a sarcastic voice! Now I look foolish!"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
HE'S BACK... AND WEIRDER THAN EVER!
“He tries his best to continue looking somewhat intimidating, chin parallel to the ground and hand on his knife, though he…. has on glitter mascara.”
-Cynophobia, describing Angelo once Elijah got to give him a makeover, Camp Half-Blood.
*Lollllllll. Oh btw Arch CTF later? Totally ok if no.*
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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“Secrets are what the voices in my head say never to tell until I’m sure no one can stop me…”
-Mort, All Hail King Julian.
“I am not a monster! I would never sacrifice my child!”
”relax… I wouldn’t expect you to harm Claudia or Soren… you will sacrifice your other child.”
“What? I don’t- I don’t have a-“
”but you do!”
”who?”
”our child.”
-Viren and Aaravos, the Dragon Prince.
*Don’t forget “Am I your little bug friend?”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
"I... Have a whistle!"
"And I... Am a missile."
"Nonono wait-- AHHHH"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Whether or not I murder you depends entirely on whether or not you're wearing a Santa hat."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“Knowledge is knowing Frankenstein is not the monster. Wisdom is knowing Frankenstein is the monster.”
“I try not to think, it interferes with being nuts.”
"One time, he turned himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes. So when I picked up the snake to admire it, he turned back and said 'yeaaagh, it's me!' And then he stabbed me. We were eight at the time."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
HE'S BACK... AND WEIRDER THAN EVER!
“‘LIZZAD PEOPLE BUILT THE MOON!’ - Hecklefish, ‘The Why Files?’” - Me, “Onions are Like Worms”
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
“A place where everybody knows your name is hell. You’re describing hell.”
-Rosa Diaz, Brooklyn Nine-Nine.