”Janet, you are the most beautiful person I’ve ever met.”
”Not a person.”
”How to activate your Janet… Hold nose for three seconds.”
”NONONONONONO PLEASE DON’T KILL ME I HAVE THREE KIDS, NOAH, MAGGIE, AND LITTLE HENRY HAS ASTHMA BUT HE’S FIGHTING IT LIKE A CHAMP-“
”So realistic-oh god I hate it-“
”Again, this is not real, I am not a person and I cannot feel pain, this is a self defense protocol. These aren’t my kids, this is a stock photo from the Nickelodeon choice awards.”
“Oh, I’m sorry, you must have Been mistaken. I used Heirbnb. Spelled H.E.I.R. Its where Heirs and Heiresses swap mansions, private islands, blimp hangars, that sort of thing.”
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
“Sweet, succulent little Abaddon too afraid to tango with a woman incase it upsets his little boy toy?!”-Coronet, to Ragnerious, talking about Supreme Adjudicator Abaddon of the high court of the hells and his boyfriend executioner Astaroth.
"So anyways, I started blasting breathing dragonfire."
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
“Ashes to ashes, nine to five, the light in the tunnel has been privatized. Robes were so behind the times, these obituaries don’t give any time for scythes. Population’s moderation n’t the worst fate, your occupation’s the salvation of the hearse trade. For generations we’ve been racing for the first place, but we’ve spent the centuries in second to the birth rate.” -Rest Employed, death and Taxes, the Stupendium.
"What, is my voice too Eldritch Abomination for mortals?"
-The Fathomless to Happy Chaos, Universe Smorg
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
*Rag will be back for him soon.*
“My year started around a year ago.”
“Time to bring out the old snowplow, Janet!”
”Janet, you are the most beautiful person I’ve ever met.”
”Not a person.”
”How to activate your Janet… Hold nose for three seconds.”
”NONONONONONO PLEASE DON’T KILL ME I HAVE THREE KIDS, NOAH, MAGGIE, AND LITTLE HENRY HAS ASTHMA BUT HE’S FIGHTING IT LIKE A CHAMP-“
”So realistic-oh god I hate it-“
”Again, this is not real, I am not a person and I cannot feel pain, this is a self defense protocol. These aren’t my kids, this is a stock photo from the Nickelodeon choice awards.”
-Janet and friends, the good place.
“Oh, I’m sorry, you must have Been mistaken. I used Heirbnb. Spelled H.E.I.R. Its where Heirs and Heiresses swap mansions, private islands, blimp hangars, that sort of thing.”
“Fixing baby’s spines is just as important as acting!”
“Okay I think I found a plan where they stay in Australia and only five innocent bystanders get hurt. It’s called Arson.”
-Michael, the good place.
“Time in the afterlife moves in a Jeremy Bearimy.”
-Also Michael.
“Hi Simone, we need to break up but here’s a Puppyyyyyy!”
”aw! Wait, what?
”he’s a puppy, it’s over between us, and he’s cuuuuute!”
”do you think i don’t hear the bad parts of these sentences?”
”his name is Martin, I need my keys back, and he’s a pupppppy!”
-Chidi and Simone, the Good Place.
“Warm pretzels… oh wait no, it’s the smell of… absolute Moral truth?”
”those two things have very similar smells.”
-Chidi and Janet, the good place.
"Insert a quote here"
-Insert person who said the quote here
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“There should be a battle pass for pregnancy.”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
“oh no. Who died! DID MY DOG DIE? Wait, I don’t think my dog can die…”
-Lonely, the dome.
*laughs*
"Bart just sent that thing to hell."
- Blaine, Tales From the Stinky Dragon Ep. 79
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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“Sweet, succulent little Abaddon too afraid to tango with a woman incase it upsets his little boy toy?!”-Coronet, to Ragnerious, talking about Supreme Adjudicator Abaddon of the high court of the hells and his
boyfriendexecutioner Astaroth."So anyways, I started
blastingbreathing dragonfire."Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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“Ha-ha, he can’t see, he has Cataracts.”
“Ashes to ashes, nine to five, the light in the tunnel has been privatized. Robes were so behind the times, these obituaries don’t give any time for scythes. Population’s moderation n’t the worst fate, your occupation’s the salvation of the hearse trade. For generations we’ve been racing for the first place, but we’ve spent the centuries in second to the birth rate.” -Rest Employed, death and Taxes, the Stupendium.
“Nanomachines, son! They harden in response to physical trauma! You can’t hurt me, Jack!”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"What, is my voice too Eldritch Abomination for mortals?"
-The Fathomless to Happy Chaos, Universe Smorg
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
“The Fleshboogler is coming. Hide your radishes. And children.”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.