"Alright. Worth a shot. Thanks, big guy." He pats the iron golem on the back and climbs up the ladder. "Allays, come on! It's time to see the surface." The allays follow as this strange illager emerges out of a trapdoor in a well.
Iron Joe follows, resuming his patrol around the village.
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
Big Iron Joe, satisfied with his patrol, is going to mine for lapis, so he can enchant his gauntlets. He uses his powerful metal fists to punch through stone with ease.
*Iron golems on normal difficulty deal more damage than an unenchanted netherite sword*
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
Somewhere near the capital, there stands a ruined structure. It appears to be some sort of portal. It is long since broken, until... It isn't. It forms into a fully blazing Nether portal, and out steps a piglin in war armor, clutching a golden axe. He appears to be wearing some sort of device on his wrist, but is still shivering from the cold. He does a slow, steady march to the capital.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Big Iron Joe, satisfied with his patrol, is going to mine for lapis, so he can enchant his gauntlets. He uses his powerful metal fists to punch through stone with ease.
*Iron golems on normal difficulty deal more damage than an unenchanted netherite sword*
(Rolling to find lapis) 16
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
Big Iron Joe, satisfied with his patrol, is going to mine for lapis, so he can enchant his gauntlets. He uses his powerful metal fists to punch through stone with ease.
*Iron golems on normal difficulty deal more damage than an unenchanted netherite sword*
(Rolling to find lapis) 13
If you do find lapis, one allay yoinks it. Apparently this evoker was searching for the magical stuff when in hiding.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Nash looks more confused. "I'm an Endarian... like you?"
"I'm a....... what?"
Your friendly trans bard!
She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
"Endarian. Are you okay?"
Iron Joe follows, resuming his patrol around the village.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
The allays go out to explore, save a few that hover around the evoker as he walks around.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Apparently not,"
Your friendly trans bard!
She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
*Minecraft is adding Redstone automated crafting*
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
"Wait, you might be one of those players. I heard some of them appear as other races."
"A player? Like in a game?"
Your friendly trans bard!
She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
Big Iron Joe, satisfied with his patrol, is going to mine for lapis, so he can enchant his gauntlets. He uses his powerful metal fists to punch through stone with ease.
*Iron golems on normal difficulty deal more damage than an unenchanted netherite sword*
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
"Yeah, they've been showing up here, some claiming to be from another world, others with no memories at all."
*I'm just realizing that the evoker is kinda simaler to Harry on camp half blood, but hopefully not too much*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The evoker looks around the village.
*Interaction anyone?*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Now that the rain has stopped, Nash is back at the village.
*time to introduce 2 characters in one day*
Somewhere near the capital, there stands a ruined structure. It appears to be some sort of portal. It is long since broken, until... It isn't. It forms into a fully blazing Nether portal, and out steps a piglin in war armor, clutching a golden axe. He appears to be wearing some sort of device on his wrist, but is still shivering from the cold. He does a slow, steady march to the capital.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The evoker sees the Enderman, but doesn't look them in the eyes.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*not enderman, Enderian. Similar, but the Endferians are fine to look at
*oh ignore the bit about the eyes then*
"Hi! How are you?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
(Rolling to find lapis) 16
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
If you do find lapis, one allay yoinks it. Apparently this evoker was searching for the magical stuff when in hiding.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ