"So guys.. should we raid them at night? Or daytime. Because I'm pretty sure I turn back into tiny me in the day." Dio whispers.
"Night. We need tactics, though, which I thoroughly hate. But what is necessary is necessary." He gives a grim smile. "I believe the easiest approach is the quick and stealthy attack. Knowing the arch illager, he puts layers of pillager and vindicator troops in strategic positions over specific paths. I, however, know ways of not taking said paths." He says. "I will lead you through the top secret passages whilst sending waves of summoned wither skeletons and possibly, given time, withers, to distract his guards. He'll just think its me, not suspecting anyone else."
"How big will the secret passages be?" Joe asks. "I may have to disassemble myself and have someone carry the pieces, if the passages are too small."
"Ranging from his size (Small) to about wide and tall enough for 3 rows of pillagers to stand comfortably."
"Alrighty. I should oil my joints, but other than that I'm ready to go."
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*What do you know an excuse to bring in my character*
An allay drops a book at Fangarch's feet. "Oh! The Piglin Reaper... You sure he would help fight against the Arch Illager? Working for the law is kinda his thing... Eh, worth a try."
"That guy? Really, he's stubborn when i'm around. You know, i'm a wither guy, he's a piglin... But worth a try, i guess."
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
"So guys.. should we raid them at night? Or daytime. Because I'm pretty sure I turn back into tiny me in the day." Dio whispers.
"Night. We need tactics, though, which I thoroughly hate. But what is necessary is necessary." He gives a grim smile. "I believe the easiest approach is the quick and stealthy attack. Knowing the arch illager, he puts layers of pillager and vindicator troops in strategic positions over specific paths. I, however, know ways of not taking said paths." He says. "I will lead you through the top secret passages whilst sending waves of summoned wither skeletons and possibly, given time, withers, to distract his guards. He'll just think its me, not suspecting anyone else."
"Wow, ok, you've thought this through then. What secret passages exactly?"
"You'll see." He says with a wry smile. "Believe me, I've done this before."
"Mkay, secrets are fun." The werewolf sniffs happily, excited for the adventure.
"Right. When do we do this?" Marco asks, cracking his knuckles.
"I guess when everyone is ready. I'll get Big Iron Joe and the witch." He climbs out of the trapdoor.
Dio follows, climbing quickly.
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Fangarch turns around. "What are you doing, exactly?"
*Ok, so I'm pretty sure first we're going to the Nether to recruit the piglin guy, then the raid?*
*I think so*
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
Fangarch leads them to a ruined portal. "This should take us to the area the Piglin Reaper lives in." He takes out a flint and steel from a chest, along with some obsidian, and rebuilds the portal. "Let's go." He steps through.
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Fangarch leads them to a ruined portal. "This should take us to the area the Piglin Reaper lives in." He takes out a flint and steel from a chest, along with some obsidian, and rebuilds the portal. "Let's go." He steps through.
Marco follows. *Insert nether portal noises*
In the nether, Marco seems perfectly at home. He sighs happily, raising an entourage of wither skeletons in full gold armour, and puts on a golden crown himself. He offers a golden helmet to fangarch and dio, and a golden harness-type thing to Joe. "Time to make a good impression, don't you think? Piglins and all?"
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
Fangarch leads them to a ruined portal. "This should take us to the area the Piglin Reaper lives in." He takes out a flint and steel from a chest, along with some obsidian, and rebuilds the portal. "Let's go." He steps through.
Marco follows. *Insert nether portal noises*
In the nether, Marco seems perfectly at home. He sighs happily, raising an entourage of wither skeletons in full gold armour, and puts on a golden crown himself. He offers a golden helmet to fangarch and dio, and a golden harness-type thing to Joe. "Time to make a good impression, don't you think? Piglins and all?"
Fangarch puts on the helmet. "Yeah. Don't want to get on the piglin's bad side."
The group landed in a crimson forest. In the distance a giant bastion stands menacingly over an ocean of lava. Around the bastion is a piglin village, with crimson wood buildings and warped wood roofs, with shroom lights and glowstone as light sources. A nether fortress can also be seen nearby.
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Fangarch leads them to a ruined portal. "This should take us to the area the Piglin Reaper lives in." He takes out a flint and steel from a chest, along with some obsidian, and rebuilds the portal. "Let's go." He steps through.
Marco follows. *Insert nether portal noises*
In the nether, Marco seems perfectly at home. He sighs happily, raising an entourage of wither skeletons in full gold armour, and puts on a golden crown himself. He offers a golden helmet to fangarch and dio, and a golden harness-type thing to Joe. "Time to make a good impression, don't you think? Piglins and all?"
Dio does his best to fit the helmet on his lupine head, and follows.
Once they reach the crimson forest, he smiles, the plan going well so far. "Are we heading for that village over there?"
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"I mean, you kinda followed us. So we didn't prepare any gold for you. But I think I saw a helmet in the chest back at the ruined portal." He walks through the portal, and returns with a golden helmet.
Fangarch leads them to a ruined portal. "This should take us to the area the Piglin Reaper lives in." He takes out a flint and steel from a chest, along with some obsidian, and rebuilds the portal. "Let's go." He steps through.
Marco follows. *Insert nether portal noises*
In the nether, Marco seems perfectly at home. He sighs happily, raising an entourage of wither skeletons in full gold armour, and puts on a golden crown himself. He offers a golden helmet to fangarch and dio, and a golden harness-type thing to Joe. "Time to make a good impression, don't you think? Piglins and all?"
Dio does his best to fit the helmet on his lupine head, and follows.
Once they reach the crimson forest, he smiles, the plan going well so far. "Are we heading for that village over there?"
"Well, the Piglin Reaper is like a vigilante of the Nether. So I guess we just go wherever crime is?"
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"...makes sense! Whelp, never been to this Nether place before, so I guess we gotta explore? Ask around?"
"No need. I know my way around. The reaper will likely be raiding a bastion or fortress somewhere." Marco laughs. "I'll be up front. you two look like strange advisers to a king, which you kind of are I guess."
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
"...makes sense! Whelp, never been to this Nether place before, so I guess we gotta explore? Ask around?"
"No need. I know my way around. The reaper will likely be raiding a bastion or fortress somewhere." Marco laughs. "I'll be up front. you two look like strange advisers to a king, which you kind of are I guess."
"We can do two things-- either look for crime the Piglin Reaper will be drawn to or do that crime. Seeing as we're trying to recruit this guy and not end up in jail, probably the first." Fangarch guides everyone to a bridge that connects the village to the crimson forest over the lava lake and begins walking across.
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
"...makes sense! Whelp, never been to this Nether place before, so I guess we gotta explore? Ask around?"
"No need. I know my way around. The reaper will likely be raiding a bastion or fortress somewhere." Marco laughs. "I'll be up front. you two look like strange advisers to a king, which you kind of are I guess."
"We can do two things-- either look for crime the Piglin Reaper will be drawn to or do that crime. Seeing as we're trying to recruit this guy and not end up in jail, probably the first." Fangarch guides everyone to a bridge that connects the village to the crimson forest over the lava lake and begins walking across.
Marco sighs. "Crime is his middle name. As I said, I know my way around. We can find the nearest bas-" He is cut if by a wither skeleton running up to him. It kneels down, gasping "The reaper! He has stolen some, uh, nether wart from the nearest fortress!" Marco sighs. "He gets more audacious every day. "Nether wart now... do you know how much I value that stuff?"
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
I like cheese.
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"Alrighty. I should oil my joints, but other than that I'm ready to go."
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
"That guy? Really, he's stubborn when i'm around. You know, i'm a wither guy, he's a piglin... But worth a try, i guess."
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
I like cheese.
Dio follows, climbing quickly.
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the shulk, now fully sober, follows the team (not very stealthily) with a large battle-hammer in his hands.
"Now unto the King eternal, immortal, invisible, the only wise God, be honor and glory for ever and ever. Amen" - 1 Timothy 1:17
Fangarch turns around. "What are you doing, exactly?"
*Ok, so I'm pretty sure first we're going to the Nether to recruit the piglin guy, then the raid?*
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
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*I think so*
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
I like cheese.
Fangarch leads them to a ruined portal. "This should take us to the area the Piglin Reaper lives in." He takes out a flint and steel from a chest, along with some obsidian, and rebuilds the portal. "Let's go." He steps through.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Marco follows. *Insert nether portal noises*
In the nether, Marco seems perfectly at home. He sighs happily, raising an entourage of wither skeletons in full gold armour, and puts on a golden crown himself. He offers a golden helmet to fangarch and dio, and a golden harness-type thing to Joe. "Time to make a good impression, don't you think? Piglins and all?"
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
I like cheese.
Fangarch puts on the helmet. "Yeah. Don't want to get on the piglin's bad side."
The group landed in a crimson forest. In the distance a giant bastion stands menacingly over an ocean of lava. Around the bastion is a piglin village, with crimson wood buildings and warped wood roofs, with shroom lights and glowstone as light sources. A nether fortress can also be seen nearby.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Figured you could use some help"
"Now unto the King eternal, immortal, invisible, the only wise God, be honor and glory for ever and ever. Amen" - 1 Timothy 1:17
"Do you even know what we're doing?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Are ye not stormin' a castle?"
"Now unto the King eternal, immortal, invisible, the only wise God, be honor and glory for ever and ever. Amen" - 1 Timothy 1:17
"Of course after we recruit this 'Piglin Reaper.'"
"Now unto the King eternal, immortal, invisible, the only wise God, be honor and glory for ever and ever. Amen" - 1 Timothy 1:17
Dio does his best to fit the helmet on his lupine head, and follows.
Once they reach the crimson forest, he smiles, the plan going well so far. "Are we heading for that village over there?"
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"Any gold for me?"
"Now unto the King eternal, immortal, invisible, the only wise God, be honor and glory for ever and ever. Amen" - 1 Timothy 1:17
"I mean, you kinda followed us. So we didn't prepare any gold for you. But I think I saw a helmet in the chest back at the ruined portal." He walks through the portal, and returns with a golden helmet.
"Well, the Piglin Reaper is like a vigilante of the Nether. So I guess we just go wherever crime is?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"...makes sense! Whelp, never been to this Nether place before, so I guess we gotta explore? Ask around?"
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"No need. I know my way around. The reaper will likely be raiding a bastion or fortress somewhere." Marco laughs. "I'll be up front. you two look like strange advisers to a king, which you kind of are I guess."
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
I like cheese.
"We can do two things-- either look for crime the Piglin Reaper will be drawn to or do that crime. Seeing as we're trying to recruit this guy and not end up in jail, probably the first." Fangarch guides everyone to a bridge that connects the village to the crimson forest over the lava lake and begins walking across.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Marco sighs. "Crime is his middle name. As I said, I know my way around. We can find the nearest bas-" He is cut if by a wither skeleton running up to him. It kneels down, gasping "The reaper! He has stolen some, uh, nether wart from the nearest fortress!" Marco sighs. "He gets more audacious every day. "Nether wart now... do you know how much I value that stuff?"
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
I like cheese.