Well... umm... I have unfortunate news. I am truly sorry for the inconvenience, but it seems the king has declared that we shut down our operation. Apparently pitting his subjects against the Tarrasque isn't exactly what he wanted us to do. So... erm... if it doesn't disturb you too much, kindly take your business to our New and Improved Tarrasque Arena 2.0, located on Adohand's Kitchen.
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Enter Tyrannical Todd, with Confidant! Todd casts charm person on his friend Abusable Al and says “Hey, Al! Your should go be friends with the Tarrasque!”
Abusable Al says “sure thing, Tyrannical Todd!” and tries to pet the Tarrasque.
Enter Tyrannical Todd, with Confidant! Todd casts charm person on his friend Abusable Al and says “Hey, Al! Your should go be friends with the Tarrasque!”
Abusable Al says “sure thing, Tyrannical Todd!” and tries to pet the Tarrasque.
Abusable Al walks to the Tarrasque, who, seeing him unarmed and approaching with arms outstretched, lays its head down and allows Abusable Al to mount up. Abusable Al then brings the Tarrasque over to Tyrranical Todd, saying, "Look! I made a new friend!" The Tarrasque, not liking Todd, bites him.
Attack 35 Damage 36
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
The tarrasque bites yet another head,
Attack: 22 damage: 37
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Yeah no I think I'm going to change it *not yet though, this hasn't stopped being humorous yet*. Or at least make a 2.0
Maybe a Commoners v. the Tarrasque and a seperate Adventurers v. the Tarrasque
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Well, that was uncalled for.
Time for Murt the Monstrous, with Tough!
Initiative 16
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Club! Attack: 9 Damage: 1
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Aw, man!
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The tarrasque whips around, hitting Murt with it's tail!
Attack: 31 damage: 26
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Ah, but you are mistaken! Sovereign glue, my friend!
Rest in peace.
Enter Dan the Danger-Averse. Dan sees the Tarrasque and screams, then turns and runs away. His turn is spent Dashing.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
You make an excellent point.
Terra Lubridia archive:
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Legendary action move, 20 feet, move normal 40 feet, bite.
Attack 33 Damage 27
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Well... umm... I have unfortunate news. I am truly sorry for the inconvenience, but it seems the king has declared that we shut down our operation. Apparently pitting his subjects against the Tarrasque isn't exactly what he wanted us to do. So... erm... if it doesn't disturb you too much, kindly take your business to our New and Improved Tarrasque Arena 2.0, located on Adohand's Kitchen.
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Poor Dan. Stand proud, you were strong.
Enter Tyrannical Todd, with Confidant! Todd casts charm person on his friend Abusable Al and says “Hey, Al! Your should go be friends with the Tarrasque!”
Abusable Al says “sure thing, Tyrannical Todd!” and tries to pet the Tarrasque.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Ninja! No!
fine! I shall take my minions elsewhere!
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Abusable Al walks to the Tarrasque, who, seeing him unarmed and approaching with arms outstretched, lays its head down and allows Abusable Al to mount up. Abusable Al then brings the Tarrasque over to Tyrranical Todd, saying, "Look! I made a new friend!" The Tarrasque, not liking Todd, bites him.
Attack 35 Damage 36
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
That’s karma for you. ggs to the Tarrasque, and rest in peace, commoners :)
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis