Uhoh Sordidas back and is gonna attack us this Saturday oh no ahhhh oh no ah
Gasp!
Is it gonna be like an attack on the thread or are they gonna raid the Gartic Phone orrrrr
oh yeah
we got gartic phone that day
Can we reschedule the raid? Does Sunday work? What's going on Sunday? Is anything going on Sunday? What is Sunday? Was I supposed to eat the hallucinogenic fifth deminsional hyperclay? I can taste ultraviolet
It tastes like gibbering mouthers
or mothering Gibbers
gibberingngaidagnfdfg
JLAKSDfjgaedrsafGdc
Yeah that'd probably be ideal since as far as I know Gartic Phone doesn't have a team mode (or more accurately 1vAlotofpeople)
Lmao
Sunday works for me, just expect a real fight you pesky claymongers
Uhoh Sordidas back and is gonna attack us this Saturday oh no ahhhh oh no ah
Gasp!
Is it gonna be like an attack on the thread or are they gonna raid the Gartic Phone orrrrr
oh yeah
we got gartic phone that day
Can we reschedule the raid? Does Sunday work? What's going on Sunday? Is anything going on Sunday? What is Sunday? Was I supposed to eat the hallucinogenic fifth deminsional hyperclay? I can taste ultraviolet
It tastes like gibbering mouthers
or mothering Gibbers
gibberingngaidagnfdfg
JLAKSDfjgaedrsafGdc
Yeah that'd probably be ideal since as far as I know Gartic Phone doesn't have a team mode (or more accurately 1vAlotofpeople)
Lmao
Sunday works for me, just expect a real fight you pesky claymongers
what is this dude doing here.
good question
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Damn damn damn... uh guys literature contest write a story, poem, song, or lore for Jeff.
Hmmm....
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Uhoh Sordidas back and is gonna attack us this Saturday oh no ahhhh oh no ah
Gasp!
Is it gonna be like an attack on the thread or are they gonna raid the Gartic Phone orrrrr
oh yeah
we got gartic phone that day
Can we reschedule the raid? Does Sunday work? What's going on Sunday? Is anything going on Sunday? What is Sunday? Was I supposed to eat the hallucinogenic fifth deminsional hyperclay? I can taste ultraviolet
It tastes like gibbering mouthers
or mothering Gibbers
gibberingngaidagnfdfg
JLAKSDfjgaedrsafGdc
Yeah that'd probably be ideal since as far as I know Gartic Phone doesn't have a team mode (or more accurately 1vAlotofpeople)
Lmao
Sunday works for me, just expect a real fight you pesky claymongers
I will destroy you for that insult to Jeff!
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Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
Uhoh Sordidas back and is gonna attack us this Saturday oh no ahhhh oh no ah
Gasp!
Is it gonna be like an attack on the thread or are they gonna raid the Gartic Phone orrrrr
oh yeah
we got gartic phone that day
Can we reschedule the raid? Does Sunday work? What's going on Sunday? Is anything going on Sunday? What is Sunday? Was I supposed to eat the hallucinogenic fifth deminsional hyperclay? I can taste ultraviolet
It tastes like gibbering mouthers
or mothering Gibbers
gibberingngaidagnfdfg
JLAKSDfjgaedrsafGdc
Yeah that'd probably be ideal since as far as I know Gartic Phone doesn't have a team mode (or more accurately 1vAlotofpeople)
Lmao
Sunday works for me, just expect a real fight you pesky claymongers
what is this dude doing here.
good question
A long long time ago I was the sworn enemy of Jeff, I left for a long time to get my life straight and figure out how I want to run it, now I'm back to prove that I won't go down without a fight
Gibber remembers me, I think, if you don't believe me I hope he will explain
Well, since Ash is the only contestant for Thursday we have a winner! You now have the floor to run the combat, I'll have the Arch Cultist join when I have the chance.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Uhoh Sordidas back and is gonna attack us this Saturday oh no ahhhh oh no ah
Gasp!
Is it gonna be like an attack on the thread or are they gonna raid the Gartic Phone orrrrr
oh yeah
we got gartic phone that day
Can we reschedule the raid? Does Sunday work? What's going on Sunday? Is anything going on Sunday? What is Sunday? Was I supposed to eat the hallucinogenic fifth deminsional hyperclay? I can taste ultraviolet
It tastes like gibbering mouthers
or mothering Gibbers
gibberingngaidagnfdfg
JLAKSDfjgaedrsafGdc
Yeah that'd probably be ideal since as far as I know Gartic Phone doesn't have a team mode (or more accurately 1vAlotofpeople)
Lmao
Sunday works for me, just expect a real fight you pesky claymongers
what is this dude doing here.
good question
A long long time ago I was the sworn enemy of Jeff, I left for a long time to get my life straight and figure out how I want to run it, now I'm back to prove that I won't go down without a fight
Gibber remembers me, I think, if you don't believe me I hope he will explain
I think they meant "what is this dude doing here" in like a competitive trash talk way lol, Gato"s new but besides that I think most of us remember you
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Uhoh Sordidas back and is gonna attack us this Saturday oh no ahhhh oh no ah
Gasp!
Is it gonna be like an attack on the thread or are they gonna raid the Gartic Phone orrrrr
oh yeah
we got gartic phone that day
Can we reschedule the raid? Does Sunday work? What's going on Sunday? Is anything going on Sunday? What is Sunday? Was I supposed to eat the hallucinogenic fifth deminsional hyperclay? I can taste ultraviolet
It tastes like gibbering mouthers
or mothering Gibbers
gibberingngaidagnfdfg
JLAKSDfjgaedrsafGdc
Yeah that'd probably be ideal since as far as I know Gartic Phone doesn't have a team mode (or more accurately 1vAlotofpeople)
Lmao
Sunday works for me, just expect a real fight you pesky claymongers
what is this dude doing here.
good question
A long long time ago I was the sworn enemy of Jeff, I left for a long time to get my life straight and figure out how I want to run it, now I'm back to prove that I won't go down without a fight
Gibber remembers me, I think, if you don't believe me I hope he will explain
I think they meant "what is this dude doing here" in like a competitive trash talk way lol, Gato"s new but besides that I think most of us remember you
not me
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fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads
Jeff has been angered, the praise directed towards him was simply not great enough. Now, he traps everyone in a clay arena, and begins a rampage. However, Jeff is very merciful, so will only send out a weakened version of himself.
If you have won a competition in the Jeffstival yet, use a level 10 character sheet, and start with one rare and one common magic item.
Everyone else uses a level 5 character sheet, and starts with one uncommon, and one common magic item.
Jeff disapproves of people getting in the way of his wrath, any attempts to use their magic item unfairly shall be rolled a new one randomly. No homebrew that has not been approved by the High Cultists of Jeff or me. Aside from that, if it’s official it goes. Any attempts to harm Jeff’s clone will result in death. They contestants may defend themselves from the clay guardians though.
Jeff is in the middle of the arena. Four clay golems stand around him, the player that last's the most rounds wins.
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Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
Welp Gonzalo definitely wins the clay contest, congrats!
Banan, you have the floor for today
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
mb, I wasn't able to get on :(
Treading the Threads.
what is this dude doing here.
Treading the Threads.
good question
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Seems like Naner isn't here today
at least not right now
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
Nope, im talking to them. I'll remind them
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Damn damn damn... uh guys literature contest write a story, poem, song, or lore for Jeff.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
Hi
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
How are you?
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hmmm....
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
I will destroy you for that insult to Jeff!
Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
Finally back after a long break. Praise Jeff!
Our enemies fall,
The evil heretics are slain,
When Jeff comes to call.
"Jeff" Haiku written by AshTheEvil
Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
Finally back after a long break. Praise Jeff!
A long long time ago I was the sworn enemy of Jeff, I left for a long time to get my life straight and figure out how I want to run it, now I'm back to prove that I won't go down without a fight
Gibber remembers me, I think, if you don't believe me I hope he will explain
"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live.
whispering wind.
falling through sky.
knowing i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
Well, since Ash is the only contestant for Thursday we have a winner! You now have the floor to run the combat, I'll have the Arch Cultist join when I have the chance.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I think they meant "what is this dude doing here" in like a competitive trash talk way lol, Gato"s new but besides that I think most of us remember you
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
not me
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads
PM me the word avocado :P
I'm almost out of school, but Ill release the rules/
Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
Finally back after a long break. Praise Jeff!
Jeff has been angered, the praise directed towards him was simply not great enough. Now, he traps everyone in a clay arena, and begins a rampage. However, Jeff is very merciful, so will only send out a weakened version of himself.
If you have won a competition in the Jeffstival yet, use a level 10 character sheet, and start with one rare and one common magic item.
Everyone else uses a level 5 character sheet, and starts with one uncommon, and one common magic item.
Jeff disapproves of people getting in the way of his wrath, any attempts to use their magic item unfairly shall be rolled a new one randomly. No homebrew that has not been approved by the High Cultists of Jeff or me. Aside from that, if it’s official it goes. Any attempts to harm Jeff’s clone will result in death. They contestants may defend themselves from the clay guardians though.
Jeff is in the middle of the arena. Four clay golems stand around him, the player that last's the most rounds wins.
Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
Finally back after a long break. Praise Jeff!
*I personally think everyone should just be level 10, so everyone has a chance. plus we gotta make this fight quick*
The Arch Cultist watches, not involved as he's too high level. He'll instead spend this time praising Jeff so he is spared.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*Well, so much for that*
Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
Finally back after a long break. Praise Jeff!