(on the outskirts of Jeff's domain, a dust devil appears, and out of it a tiny dry voice boasts)
"Praise to SORDIDA!"
A banana falls on the dust devil, destroying it completely.
A tri-112 plasma ray gun removes the area it was in from existence,
A false hydra then drops a diss track on it, making everyone forget its existence. (Ignore that that's not how false hydras work)
A small cat waddles outside, pressing a comically large red button on a rectangular remote that somehow fit into it's non-existant pockets on it's robe, and a laser beams down onto the area where the dust devil was, eviscerating all molecules of dust that formed its existence.
A microwave grabs the cat then flies away
The cat hisses, and unplugs the extension cord from the microwave, turning it off.
The microwave continues flying because it can't be unplugged because it has hidden tiny power cords
The cat presses the button again, and another orbital laser beams down onto the microwave.
The microwave proceeds to cook the cat while flying
A banana enters the microwave with a glass of water. It takes a seat inside of the water. “Ahhhhhhh… hot tubs…” It says.
(on the outskirts of Jeff's domain, a dust devil appears, and out of it a tiny dry voice boasts)
"Praise to SORDIDA!"
A banana falls on the dust devil, destroying it completely.
A tri-112 plasma ray gun removes the area it was in from existence,
A false hydra then drops a diss track on it, making everyone forget its existence. (Ignore that that's not how false hydras work)
A small cat waddles outside, pressing a comically large red button on a rectangular remote that somehow fit into it's non-existant pockets on it's robe, and a laser beams down onto the area where the dust devil was, eviscerating all molecules of dust that formed its existence.
A microwave grabs the cat then flies away
The cat hisses, and unplugs the extension cord from the microwave, turning it off.
The microwave continues flying because it can't be unplugged because it has hidden tiny power cords
The cat presses the button again, and another orbital laser beams down onto the microwave.
The microwave proceeds to cook the cat while flying
The microwave explodes as the humane society launches intercontinental ballistic missiles at the microwave for its transgressions. The cat respawns using one of it's nine lives, then quickly consumes a fairy to regain a life.
(on the outskirts of Jeff's domain, a dust devil appears, and out of it a tiny dry voice boasts)
"Praise to SORDIDA!"
A banana falls on the dust devil, destroying it completely.
A tri-112 plasma ray gun removes the area it was in from existence,
A false hydra then drops a diss track on it, making everyone forget its existence. (Ignore that that's not how false hydras work)
A small cat waddles outside, pressing a comically large red button on a rectangular remote that somehow fit into it's non-existant pockets on it's robe, and a laser beams down onto the area where the dust devil was, eviscerating all molecules of dust that formed its existence.
A microwave grabs the cat then flies away
The cat hisses, and unplugs the extension cord from the microwave, turning it off.
The microwave continues flying because it can't be unplugged because it has hidden tiny power cords
The cat presses the button again, and another orbital laser beams down onto the microwave.
The microwave proceeds to cook the cat while flying
A warforged incinerates the microwave. However, the cat is spares since it's immune to fire.
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Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
(on the outskirts of Jeff's domain, a dust devil appears, and out of it a tiny dry voice boasts)
"Praise to SORDIDA!"
A banana falls on the dust devil, destroying it completely.
A tri-112 plasma ray gun removes the area it was in from existence,
A false hydra then drops a diss track on it, making everyone forget its existence. (Ignore that that's not how false hydras work)
A small cat waddles outside, pressing a comically large red button on a rectangular remote that somehow fit into it's non-existant pockets on it's robe, and a laser beams down onto the area where the dust devil was, eviscerating all molecules of dust that formed its existence.
A microwave grabs the cat then flies away
The cat hisses, and unplugs the extension cord from the microwave, turning it off.
The microwave continues flying because it can't be unplugged because it has hidden tiny power cords
The cat presses the button again, and another orbital laser beams down onto the microwave.
The microwave proceeds to cook the cat while flying
A warforged incinerates the microwave. However, the cat is spares since it's immune to fire.
The cat then falls to it's death- but it lands on its feet so its sfine.
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
(on the outskirts of Jeff's domain, a dust devil appears, and out of it a tiny dry voice boasts)
"Praise to SORDIDA!"
A banana falls on the dust devil, destroying it completely.
A tri-112 plasma ray gun removes the area it was in from existence,
A false hydra then drops a diss track on it, making everyone forget its existence. (Ignore that that's not how false hydras work)
A small cat waddles outside, pressing a comically large red button on a rectangular remote that somehow fit into it's non-existant pockets on it's robe, and a laser beams down onto the area where the dust devil was, eviscerating all molecules of dust that formed its existence.
A microwave grabs the cat then flies away
The cat hisses, and unplugs the extension cord from the microwave, turning it off.
The microwave continues flying because it can't be unplugged because it has hidden tiny power cords
The cat presses the button again, and another orbital laser beams down onto the microwave.
The microwave proceeds to cook the cat while flying
A warforged incinerates the microwave. However, the cat is spares since it's immune to fire.
The cat then falls to it's death- but it lands on its feet so its sfine.
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
(on the outskirts of Jeff's domain, a dust devil appears, and out of it a tiny dry voice boasts)
"Praise to SORDIDA!"
A banana falls on the dust devil, destroying it completely.
A tri-112 plasma ray gun removes the area it was in from existence,
A false hydra then drops a diss track on it, making everyone forget its existence. (Ignore that that's not how false hydras work)
A small cat waddles outside, pressing a comically large red button on a rectangular remote that somehow fit into it's non-existant pockets on it's robe, and a laser beams down onto the area where the dust devil was, eviscerating all molecules of dust that formed its existence.
A microwave grabs the cat then flies away
The cat hisses, and unplugs the extension cord from the microwave, turning it off.
The microwave continues flying because it can't be unplugged because it has hidden tiny power cords
The cat presses the button again, and another orbital laser beams down onto the microwave.
The microwave proceeds to cook the cat while flying
A warforged incinerates the microwave. However, the cat is spares since it's immune to fire.
The cat then falls to it's death- but it lands on its feet so its sfine.
The microwave spawns again and again and again and again and again and again until there's multiple
(on the outskirts of Jeff's domain, a dust devil appears, and out of it a tiny dry voice boasts)
"Praise to SORDIDA!"
A banana falls on the dust devil, destroying it completely.
A tri-112 plasma ray gun removes the area it was in from existence,
A false hydra then drops a diss track on it, making everyone forget its existence. (Ignore that that's not how false hydras work)
A small cat waddles outside, pressing a comically large red button on a rectangular remote that somehow fit into it's non-existant pockets on it's robe, and a laser beams down onto the area where the dust devil was, eviscerating all molecules of dust that formed its existence.
A microwave grabs the cat then flies away
The cat hisses, and unplugs the extension cord from the microwave, turning it off.
The microwave continues flying because it can't be unplugged because it has hidden tiny power cords
The cat presses the button again, and another orbital laser beams down onto the microwave.
The microwave proceeds to cook the cat while flying
A warforged incinerates the microwave. However, the cat is spares since it's immune to fire.
The cat then falls to it's death- but it lands on its feet so its sfine.
The microwave spawns again and again and again and again and again and again until there's multiple
The cat puts a rock on its orbital laser button, causing it to spam lasers.
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
(on the outskirts of Jeff's domain, a dust devil appears, and out of it a tiny dry voice boasts)
"Praise to SORDIDA!"
A banana falls on the dust devil, destroying it completely.
A tri-112 plasma ray gun removes the area it was in from existence,
A false hydra then drops a diss track on it, making everyone forget its existence. (Ignore that that's not how false hydras work)
A small cat waddles outside, pressing a comically large red button on a rectangular remote that somehow fit into it's non-existant pockets on it's robe, and a laser beams down onto the area where the dust devil was, eviscerating all molecules of dust that formed its existence.
A microwave grabs the cat then flies away
The cat hisses, and unplugs the extension cord from the microwave, turning it off.
The microwave continues flying because it can't be unplugged because it has hidden tiny power cords
The cat presses the button again, and another orbital laser beams down onto the microwave.
The microwave proceeds to cook the cat while flying
A warforged incinerates the microwave. However, the cat is spares since it's immune to fire.
The cat then falls to it's death- but it lands on its feet so its sfine.
The microwave spawns again and again and again and again and again and again until there's multiple
The cat hops onto the warforged, then they combine to make a cat warforged with an ultimate laser.
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Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
(on the outskirts of Jeff's domain, a dust devil appears, and out of it a tiny dry voice boasts)
"Praise to SORDIDA!"
A banana falls on the dust devil, destroying it completely.
A tri-112 plasma ray gun removes the area it was in from existence,
A false hydra then drops a diss track on it, making everyone forget its existence. (Ignore that that's not how false hydras work)
A small cat waddles outside, pressing a comically large red button on a rectangular remote that somehow fit into it's non-existant pockets on it's robe, and a laser beams down onto the area where the dust devil was, eviscerating all molecules of dust that formed its existence.
A microwave grabs the cat then flies away
The cat hisses, and unplugs the extension cord from the microwave, turning it off.
The microwave continues flying because it can't be unplugged because it has hidden tiny power cords
The cat presses the button again, and another orbital laser beams down onto the microwave.
The microwave proceeds to cook the cat while flying
A banana enters the microwave with a glass of water. It takes a seat inside of the water. “Ahhhhhhh… hot tubs…” It says.
The microwave cooks for another 5 minutes
The banana pats the microwave happily. “Thanks bud.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
The cat hops onto the warforged, then they combine to make a cat warforged with an ultimate laser.
The microwaves surround the cat warforged
The cat war forged becomes surrounded by buttons
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
The cat hops onto the warforged, then they combine to make a cat warforged with an ultimate laser.
The microwaves surround the cat warforged
The cat war forged becomes surrounded by buttons
The cat flies around smashing it's button's into the microwaves each time striking them with lightning.
The cat laughs maniacally, and a spaceship flies down, bombarding the microwave army with lasers.
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
The cat hops onto the warforged, then they combine to make a cat warforged with an ultimate laser.
The microwaves surround the cat warforged
The cat war forged becomes surrounded by buttons
The cat flies around smashing it's button's into the microwaves each time striking them with lightning.
The cat laughs maniacally, and a spaceship flies down, bombarding the microwave army with lasers.
Kitchen appliances get summoned
A massive flagship beams in from outer space, hovering over the battlefield, weapons glowing ominously...
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
The microwave cooks for another 5 minutes
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
The microwave spawns again
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
A warforged incinerates the microwave. However, the cat is spares since it's immune to fire.
Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
Finally back after a long break. Praise Jeff!
The cat then falls to it's death- but it lands on its feet so its sfine.
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
The cat then falls to it's death- but it lands on its feet so its sfine.
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
The microwave spawns again and again and again and again and again and again until there's multiple
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
The cat puts a rock on its orbital laser button, causing it to spam lasers.
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
The cat hops onto the warforged, then they combine to make a cat warforged with an ultimate laser.
Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
Finally back after a long break. Praise Jeff!
The banana pats the microwave happily. “Thanks bud.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
The microwaves surround the cat warforged
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
The banana shoots a banana gun at the warforged.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
The cat war forged becomes surrounded by buttons
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
The microwave flies off with the banana
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
The microwave gets more clones
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
The cat flies around smashing it's button's into the microwaves each time striking them with lightning.
Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
Finally back after a long break. Praise Jeff!
The cat laughs maniacally, and a spaceship flies down, bombarding the microwave army with lasers.
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Kitchen appliances get summoned
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
A massive flagship beams in from outer space, hovering over the battlefield, weapons glowing ominously...
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
More kitchen appliances get summoned
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
How the heck did this turn from destroying a Sordida cultist to a cat warforged fighting microwaves?
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig