Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult

Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream, waits at the window
Wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door—who is it for?

I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.

With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!

With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,

The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!

Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.

I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.

With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!

With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,

The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!

Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.

I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.

With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!

With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,

The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!

Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream, waits at the window
Wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door—who is it for?

I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.

With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!

With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,

The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!

Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.

Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream, waits at the window
Wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door—who is it for?

I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.

With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!

With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,

The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!

Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream, waits at the window
Wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door—who is it for?

I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.

With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!

With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,

The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!

Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.

Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream, waits at the window
Wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door—who is it for?

Catalop

Camp-HalfBlood.  Cult of Jeff the Evil Roomba.  Heijo High!

PM me the word avocado

i think my school blocked all the forums i have posted in, so i will try to log in on my home computer. i my have to make a new account, in witch case i will put {SoulSealedSulfur} in the signature. i will post less as i will only be able to when i am home. also, games are distracting.

Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:

Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. They/Them.

Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!

I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM! 

Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...

Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.

Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:

Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. They/Them.

Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!

I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM! 

Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...

Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.