Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult

I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.

With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!

With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,

The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!

Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:

Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him

Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!

I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM! 

Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!

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Cult of Jeff the Evil Roomba

PM me the word avocado