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#5343 Jun 12, 2026
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#5345 Jun 12, 2026
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Meowing the meow out like meowwwwww

WAR! WAR! WARRRRRRRR!

I just wanted members, not war with Jeff. I can't stress this enough.

Look up at the title

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EVIL

JEFF IS EVIL

WE KILL ANYONE WHO INTERFERES WITH THE WILL OF JEFF

We are supposed to help each other, we need no WAR, it drains people mentally.

War makes me haaaaaappy

Give me 6 weeks, to prep and rally. Or simply just join my cult if war makes you happy.

6 weeks is very long time :(

too much no happy

no jeff threatener get away with the banan in his cult!!!

Meowwwwww

Okay I'll explain I need 1 full week of rest after what happened the last week, I'm gonna be off for week after that, then it's 1 week of brainstorming, week of July 4th, is a no-go, 2 weeks of prepping builds, and then the combat.

Okay this is legitimately BS because I setup me and banners builds in an hour while helping my grandparents with moving. it does not nor has it ever taken 6 weeks to build a character sheet

Also I hb a lot so no on the bs (7/4 is 250 so i will be not doing anything here.) Also I have a social life.

And there is no need for HB so yes it is BS

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#5349 Jun 12, 2026
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You know what we need a 3rd party negotiator because I just wanted a member, not this.

We don't need anything you tried to threaten and leverage an alliance that's practically insequencial to us. Next time if you are going to make an ultimatum be prepared for the backlash that follows.

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#5350 Jun 12, 2026
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latiajacquise? Arenlor? Elgate? Sillvva? spamandtuna? dnd_dm_bmcelroy? V2Blast? Anybody? We need a 3rd party.

That isn't what they are here for and they have better things to do

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#5352 Jun 12, 2026
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You know what we need a 3rd party negotiator because I just wanted a member, not this.

We don't need anything you tried to threaten and leverage an alliance that's practically insequencial to us. Next time if you are going to make an ultimatum be prepared for the backlash that follows.

Aight, I can always just back off this, everyone else has chilled, maybe it's you that's a little mad, just take a break, calm down and we will get to a peace treaty.

You would know if I'm mad at you this isn't me mad this is me pointing out that what you tried to do was BS

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#5354 Jun 12, 2026
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You know what we need a 3rd party negotiator because I just wanted a member, not this.

We don't need anything you tried to threaten and leverage an alliance that's practically insequencial to us. Next time if you are going to make an ultimatum be prepared for the backlash that follows.

Aight, I can always just back off this, everyone else has chilled, maybe it's you that's a little mad, just take a break, calm down and we will get to a peace treaty.

You would know if I'm mad at you this isn't me mad this is me pointing out that what you tried to do was BS

And yet I am almost in tears and this may be harassment. I have reported you once since you won't back down.

What I said isn't harassment but whatever

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#5356 Jun 12, 2026
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You know what we need a 3rd party negotiator because I just wanted a member, not this.

We don't need anything you tried to threaten and leverage an alliance that's practically insequencial to us. Next time if you are going to make an ultimatum be prepared for the backlash that follows.

Aight, I can always just back off this, everyone else has chilled, maybe it's you that's a little mad, just take a break, calm down and we will get to a peace treaty.

You would know if I'm mad at you this isn't me mad this is me pointing out that what you tried to do was BS

And yet I am almost in tears and this may be harassment. I have reported you once since you won't back down.

What I said isn't harassment but whatever

Says the harasser. Just be the adult here and leave this.

Why should I leave the thread I'm a part of? not to mention you aren't even a cultist if anyone should be leaving the thread it is you

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#5358 Jun 12, 2026
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As someone who has cried over DnD beyond (specifically forum games 😭) there is usually a very good reason you received backlash. I’d say take a screen break and try to figure out where Balth is coming from. This isn’t harassment, just a very heated conversation. I also don’t think you need homebrew, there are plenty of ways to create strong builds without it. And after calling Ash an idiot and a buffoon, I really don’t think you can be talking. I am ready to forgive you for that, but tbh after being called out and calling that harassment, you’re probably more in the wrong for calling Ash names.

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#5359 Jun 12, 2026
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Also harassment is repeated behavior Btw

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#5361 Jun 12, 2026
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Meowing the meow out like meowwwwww

WAR! WAR! WARRRRRRRR!

I just wanted members, not war with Jeff. I can't stress this enough.

Look up at the title

third word

EVIL

JEFF IS EVIL

WE KILL ANYONE WHO INTERFERES WITH THE WILL OF JEFF

We are supposed to help each other, we need no WAR, it drains people mentally.

War makes me haaaaaappy

Give me 6 weeks, to prep and rally. Or simply just join my cult if war makes you happy.

6 weeks is very long time :(

too much no happy

no jeff threatener get away with the banan in his cult!!!

Meowwwwww

Okay I'll explain I need 1 full week of rest after what happened the last week, I'm gonna be off for week after that, then it's 1 week of brainstorming, week of July 4th, is a no-go, 2 weeks of prepping builds, and then the combat.

Okay this is legitimately BS because I setup me and banners builds in an hour while helping my grandparents with moving. it does not nor has it ever taken 6 weeks to build a character sheet

Also I hb a lot so no on the bs (7/4 is 250 so i will be not doing anything here.) Also I have a social life.

So, I just want to point this out before you go pointing fingers, dude. You directly insulted them here. What do you expect?

I also am genuinely amazed, though. This is a game. This is fictional fighting, y'all. We don't need to go to all this because of that.

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#5362 Jun 12, 2026
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As someone who has cried over DnD beyond (specifically forum games 😭) there is usually a very good reason you received backlash. I’d say take a screen break and try to figure out where Balth is coming from. This isn’t harassment, just a very heated conversation. I also don’t think you need homebrew, there are plenty of ways to create strong builds without it. And after calling Ash an idiot and a buffoon, I really don’t think you can be talking. I am ready to forgive you for that, but tbh after being called out and calling that harassment, you’re probably more in the wrong for calling Ash names.

And I repent those. And bath, check pms

If you are going to negotiate do it with gibber

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#5364 Jun 12, 2026
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As someone who has cried over DnD beyond (specifically forum games 😭) there is usually a very good reason you received backlash. I’d say take a screen break and try to figure out where Balth is coming from. This isn’t harassment, just a very heated conversation. I also don’t think you need homebrew, there are plenty of ways to create strong builds without it. And after calling Ash an idiot and a buffoon, I really don’t think you can be talking. I am ready to forgive you for that, but tbh after being called out and calling that harassment, you’re probably more in the wrong for calling Ash names.

And I repent those. And bath, check pms

I’m just gonna say I lied about it being chill. I don’t like conflict, but when someone is trying to ban my friend because they got insulted, I really don’t think it’s cool, and your later actions directly line up with previous actions in wrongness.

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Meowing the meow out like meowwwwww

WAR! WAR! WARRRRRRRR!

I just wanted members, not war with Jeff. I can't stress this enough.

Look up at the title

third word

EVIL

JEFF IS EVIL

WE KILL ANYONE WHO INTERFERES WITH THE WILL OF JEFF

We are supposed to help each other, we need no WAR, it drains people mentally.

War makes me haaaaaappy

Give me 6 weeks, to prep and rally. Or simply just join my cult if war makes you happy.

6 weeks is very long time :(

too much no happy

no jeff threatener get away with the banan in his cult!!!

Meowwwwww

Okay I'll explain I need 1 full week of rest after what happened the last week, I'm gonna be off for week after that, then it's 1 week of brainstorming, week of July 4th, is a no-go, 2 weeks of prepping builds, and then the combat.

Okay this is legitimately BS because I setup me and banners builds in an hour while helping my grandparents with moving. it does not nor has it ever taken 6 weeks to build a character sheet

Also I hb a lot so no on the bs (7/4 is 250 so i will be not doing anything here.) Also I have a social life.

So, I just want to point this out before you go pointing fingers, dude. You directly insulted them here. What do you expect?

I also am genuinely amazed, though. This is a game. This is fictional fighting, y'all. We don't need to go to all this because of that.

Wes, finally you agree with me! A war is outrageous, also the insult could have had more to it, buffoon is not a lot.

Ever heard the saying Wars have been started over less?

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Meowing the meow out like meowwwwww

WAR! WAR! WARRRRRRRR!

I just wanted members, not war with Jeff. I can't stress this enough.

Look up at the title

third word

EVIL

JEFF IS EVIL

WE KILL ANYONE WHO INTERFERES WITH THE WILL OF JEFF

We are supposed to help each other, we need no WAR, it drains people mentally.

War makes me haaaaaappy

Give me 6 weeks, to prep and rally. Or simply just join my cult if war makes you happy.

6 weeks is very long time :(

too much no happy

no jeff threatener get away with the banan in his cult!!!

Meowwwwww

Okay I'll explain I need 1 full week of rest after what happened the last week, I'm gonna be off for week after that, then it's 1 week of brainstorming, week of July 4th, is a no-go, 2 weeks of prepping builds, and then the combat.

Okay this is legitimately BS because I setup me and banners builds in an hour while helping my grandparents with moving. it does not nor has it ever taken 6 weeks to build a character sheet

Also I hb a lot so no on the bs (7/4 is 250 so i will be not doing anything here.) Also I have a social life.

So, I just want to point this out before you go pointing fingers, dude. You directly insulted them here. What do you expect?

I also am genuinely amazed, though. This is a game. This is fictional fighting, y'all. We don't need to go to all this because of that.

Wes, finally you agree with me! A war is outrageous, also the insult could have had more to it, buffoon is not a lot.

I'm...not agreeing with you? I'm not agreeing with anyone, but I'm really confused what you're talking about now.

I'm saying that we don't need to get all heated up because of this. You don't need to cry over this, man.

Additionally, I was referencing 'I have a social life' as a passive-aggressive insult which is actually pretty unkind.

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As someone who has cried over DnD beyond (specifically forum games 😭) there is usually a very good reason you received backlash. I’d say take a screen break and try to figure out where Balth is coming from. This isn’t harassment, just a very heated conversation. I also don’t think you need homebrew, there are plenty of ways to create strong builds without it. And after calling Ash an idiot and a buffoon, I really don’t think you can be talking. I am ready to forgive you for that, but tbh after being called out and calling that harassment, you’re probably more in the wrong for calling Ash names.

And I repent those. And bath, check pms

I’m just gonna say I lied about it being chill. I don’t like conflict, but when someone is trying to ban my friend because they got insulted, I really don’t think it’s cool, and your later actions directly line up with previous actions in wrongness.

How about everyone take 5 and breath. Okay? To clear heads and think straight. I will be waiting for gibb.

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As someone who has cried over DnD beyond (specifically forum games 😭) there is usually a very good reason you received backlash. I’d say take a screen break and try to figure out where Balth is coming from. This isn’t harassment, just a very heated conversation. I also don’t think you need homebrew, there are plenty of ways to create strong builds without it. And after calling Ash an idiot and a buffoon, I really don’t think you can be talking. I am ready to forgive you for that, but tbh after being called out and calling that harassment, you’re probably more in the wrong for calling Ash names.

And I repent those. And bath, check pms

I’m just gonna say I lied about it being chill. I don’t like conflict, but when someone is trying to ban my friend because they got insulted, I really don’t think it’s cool, and your later actions directly line up with previous actions in wrongness.

How about everyone take 5 and breath. Okay? To clear heads and think straight. I will be waiting for gibb.

Just go man

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Little social cue for you sun if someone leaves a PM they don't want to be a part of it

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Little social cue for you sun if someone leaves a PM they don't want to be a part of it

Now I'll add you to the pm and I want your side.

Wait, ask them first if they want to join.

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...ok what the HECK did I miss

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...ok what the HECK did I miss

Idk I just want to do war man

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