While all of this UTTER CHAOS is happening, the skeleton is waiting for a guard to be distracted, preferably alone.
Steve has curled up into a ball and started crying. "I'm not cut out for this! Why do I gotta be here?"
There are plenty of guards alone. The chaos has split them all up.
He looks for the most isolated one, the one the least likely to receive help if he were to, oh I don't know, tackle them, take their weapons, knock them unconcious...
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There’s one hanging around the yard, which is unnaturally empty due to the lockdown.
He casually attempts to tackle them to the ground, while putting a skeletal hand around their mouth to prevent them from screaming. "Well, hello there friend!" *He's gonna use minotaur skeleton stats for now cause regular skeleton is way too weak for him to survive at all* 24 strength check.
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A voice drifts down from the growing mass of bubbling eyeballs. "How could you? How could you?"
Erin snorts "I can do what i want. where is the Warden."
"You follow your heart's desires. What a foolish thing to do." The ocular mass falls from the ceiling. No, it doesn't fall, it pours from the seeing into a great glob of eyeballs in front of you. The quivering spirit shifts and shapes itself, slowly starting to change its form into something resembling a creature.
"are you the Warden."
"I am not the Warden. I am the Watcher. You are so dirty." A long arm with pebbly scales juts out of the mass. Long claws extend from its fingers and a spine seems to be bending.
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"Why make a scene? That's against the prison rules." He quietly yet insanely laughs (so as to not alert anyone else) and punches the guard, hoping to knock them unconcious. (Same as minotaur skeleton gore, just bludgeoning and not piercing. Also advantage cause the grapple) 20 to hit. 13 bludgeoning damage.
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Frolgan pulls a piece of his skin partially off, revealing a spell scroll nailed onto the muscle below.
He reads the incantation out loud, and casts Gaseous Form (single use) on himself. He slips right out of his cell, and rushes down to where they store confiscated items.
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There are plenty of guards alone. The chaos has split them all up.
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He looks for the most isolated one, the one the least likely to receive help if he were to, oh I don't know, tackle them, take their weapons, knock them unconcious...
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There’s one hanging around the yard, which is unnaturally empty due to the lockdown.
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He roars and scrapes sharp fingernails down her chest with both arms. 17
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He casually attempts to tackle them to the ground, while putting a skeletal hand around their mouth to prevent them from screaming. "Well, hello there friend!" *He's gonna use minotaur skeleton stats for now cause regular skeleton is way too weak for him to survive at all* 24 strength check.
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The guard attempts to wriggle away 10
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Fails horribly and punches the skeleton. 9
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And also does not hit!
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"I am not the Warden. I am the Watcher. You are so dirty." A long arm with pebbly scales juts out of the mass. Long claws extend from its fingers and a spine seems to be bending.
"Why make a scene? That's against the prison rules." He quietly yet insanely laughs (so as to not alert anyone else) and punches the guard, hoping to knock them unconcious. (Same as minotaur skeleton gore, just bludgeoning and not piercing. Also advantage cause the grapple) 20 to hit. 13 bludgeoning damage.
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That hits.
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The guard pulls out his gun and attempts to shoot the skelly 19
damage 12
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That hits. (54 health now)
It punches again. 24 to hit, 13 damage
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The guard shoots again. 12
11
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That just hits. Another punch.
21 to hit
9 damage
*Gtg*
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The guard groans and pulls out his knife. 17
9 damage
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Frolgan pulls a piece of his skin partially off, revealing a spell scroll nailed onto the muscle below.
He reads the incantation out loud, and casts Gaseous Form (single use) on himself. He slips right out of his cell, and rushes down to where they store confiscated items.
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"Honk."
It’s filled with guns, knives, swords, books, everything. Roll investigation.
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