The Department of Anomalous Operatives (DAO)

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The man’s legs are crushed and he is knocked down by Eli. The drumsticks miss.

 Eli attempts to attack again. Attack: 21 Damage: 8

 The man falls unconscious from Eli’s second attack.

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Marshmallow runs inside 

 The door is still locked. Nowak can phase through and unlock it though.

Rade stats (standard array)

Str: 10

Dex: 15

Con: 12

Int: 14

Wis: 8

Cha: 13

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The man’s legs are crushed and he is knocked down by Eli. The drumsticks miss.

 Eli attempts to attack again. Attack: 21 Damage: 8

 The man falls unconscious from Eli’s second attack.

 “Hey guys I got him!” Eli whispers loudly, not knowing if the sound might alert something.

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 *No, but I might add that at some point. Bright lights will knock him out of his power very violently and painfully, though. The issue arises when you try to use an electric light since he messes with nearby electronics when phasing.*

He walks through the man... then immediately unphases and shoulder-checks him, attempting to knock him down.
Athletics: 7

 *Well, the guys read the characters files, so do you mind if I use that?*

The second guard dodges the attack. He takes two swings which phase through Nowak.

 *Go for it!*

Nowak bends down and grabs a bear trap, pulling the chain out of the ground. He swings it at the guard, hoping for it to snap down on him.

Attack: 23 Damage: 6

*Nowak is a 1st level fighter. Is that okay?*

Rade sighs and moves over to the unconscious guard. “You guys go! I’ll dispose of this guy! Before others come!”

I attempt to pick the lock  11

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I attempt to pick the lock  11

 There is no lock to pick. But from her experience, she can tell it’s locked by a board on the inside.

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Rade sighs and moves over to the unconscious guard. “You guys go! I’ll dispose of this guy! Before others come!”

 Slither refuses to release the guard.

"I can take care of thiß one, you help the otherß!"

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 *No, but I might add that at some point. Bright lights will knock him out of his power very violently and painfully, though. The issue arises when you try to use an electric light since he messes with nearby electronics when phasing.*

He walks through the man... then immediately unphases and shoulder-checks him, attempting to knock him down.
Athletics: 7

 *Well, the guys read the characters files, so do you mind if I use that?*

The second guard dodges the attack. He takes two swings which phase through Nowak.

 *Go for it!*

Nowak bends down and grabs a bear trap, pulling the chain out of the ground. He swings it at the guard, hoping for it to snap down on him.

Attack: 9 Damage: 4

*Nowak is a 1st level fighter. Is that okay?*

 *Totally.*

The guard ducks under the trap. His leg phases through Nowak’s ankles. “How do I hit this guy??”

Rade grabs his knife and approaches the other guard. “Go! I’ll handle him!”

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Rade grabs his knife and approaches the other guard. “Go! I’ll handle him!”

 *he talking to Slither?*

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Rade grabs his knife and approaches the other guard. “Go! I’ll handle him!”

 *he talking to Slither?*

 *he’s talking to literally every anomaly*

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Rade grabs his knife and approaches the other guard. “Go! I’ll handle him!”

 Nowak nods and walks through the guard, dropping the trap. He walks over to the door, and then through it to unbar it from the other side.

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Rade grabs his knife and approaches the other guard. “Go! I’ll handle him!”

 Nowak nods and walks through the guard, dropping the trap. He walks over to the door, and then through it to unbar it from the other side.

 As soon as he phases through the door, a bright light is shoved in his face. It’s hot. Probably a candle. He’s then struck by two blows to the gut and face. 10 6 Damage: 4 6

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Rade grabs his knife and approaches the other guard. “Go! I’ll handle him!”

 Nowak nods and walks through the guard, dropping the trap. He walks over to the door, and then through it to unbar it from the other side.

 As soon as he phases through the door, a bright light is shoved in his face. It’s hot. Probably a candle. He’s then struck by two blows to the gut and face. 3 17 Damage: 5 5

 *That works. I was imagining like a bright light, like a full-on torch, but for balance reasons we'll say this works perfectly well.*

He's hit hard by the second blow. He swings both arms down to smack the candle down and potentially hurt the holder. He then takes a second to catch his breath (Second Wind for 10)

Attack: 8 Damage: 5

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Rade grabs his knife and approaches the other guard. “Go! I’ll handle him!”

 Nowak nods and walks through the guard, dropping the trap. He walks over to the door, and then through it to unbar it from the other side.

 As soon as he phases through the door, a bright light is shoved in his face. It’s hot. Probably a candle. He’s then struck by two blows to the gut and face. 3 17 Damage: 5 5

 *That works. I was imagining like a bright light, like a full-on torch, but for balance reasons we'll say this works perfectly well.*

He's hit hard by the second blow. He swings both arms down to smack the candle down and potentially hurt the holder. He then takes a second to catch his breath (Second Wind for 6)

Attack: 20 Damage: 4

 *It’s a lantern with a candle inside. Pretty bright.*

The attacker is struck and he stumbles back, his appearance coming into view, illuminated by the lantern. The man is wearing a blue business suit with rubber gloves on. He has taped glasses and messy black hair. He adjusts his glasses and feints an attack to Nowak’s chest before striking with a small knife to his hip. To Hit: 16 Damage: 6

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Rade grabs his knife and approaches the other guard. “Go! I’ll handle him!”

 Nowak nods and walks through the guard, dropping the trap. He walks over to the door, and then through it to unbar it from the other side.

 As soon as he phases through the door, a bright light is shoved in his face. It’s hot. Probably a candle. He’s then struck by two blows to the gut and face. 3 17 Damage: 5 5

 *That works. I was imagining like a bright light, like a full-on torch, but for balance reasons we'll say this works perfectly well.*

He's hit hard by the second blow. He swings both arms down to smack the candle down and potentially hurt the holder. He then takes a second to catch his breath (Second Wind for 6)

Attack: 20 Damage: 4

 *It’s a lantern with a candle inside. Pretty bright.*

The attacker is struck and he stumbles back, his appearance coming into view, illuminated by the lantern. The man is wearing a blue business suit with rubber gloves on. He has taped glasses and messy black hair. He adjusts his glasses and feints an attack to Nowak’s chest before striking with a small knife to his hip. To Hit: 16 Damage: 6

 *Teah, that'll do. Still, I had imagined it took time to force him out, but he was in excruciating pain during that time and basically unable to act. We can try that out later, though. Might be a little OP, and changing the rules mid-fight would be a jerk move from me.*

Nowak groans in pain. He lunges for the man's throat, attempting to strangle him.
Attack: 15 Damage: 11 + 2 from the strangling on a hit

Marshmallow runs in and attacks the guy 

To hit: 21 dmg 6

To hit: 18 dmg: [roll]1d4+2[/roll

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Rade grabs his knife and approaches the other guard. “Go! I’ll handle him!”

 Nowak nods and walks through the guard, dropping the trap. He walks over to the door, and then through it to unbar it from the other side.

 As soon as he phases through the door, a bright light is shoved in his face. It’s hot. Probably a candle. He’s then struck by two blows to the gut and face. 3 17 Damage: 5 5

 *That works. I was imagining like a bright light, like a full-on torch, but for balance reasons we'll say this works perfectly well.*

He's hit hard by the second blow. He swings both arms down to smack the candle down and potentially hurt the holder. He then takes a second to catch his breath (Second Wind for 6)

Attack: 20 Damage: 4

 *It’s a lantern with a candle inside. Pretty bright.*

The attacker is struck and he stumbles back, his appearance coming into view, illuminated by the lantern. The man is wearing a blue business suit with rubber gloves on. He has taped glasses and messy black hair. He adjusts his glasses and feints an attack to Nowak’s chest before striking with a small knife to his hip. To Hit: 16 Damage: 6

 *Teah, that'll do. Still, I had imagined it took time to force him out, but he was in excruciating pain during that time and basically unable to act. We can try that out later, though. Might be a little OP, and changing the rules mid-fight would be a jerk move from me.*

Nowak groans in pain. He lunges for the man's throat, attempting to strangle him.
Attack: 15 Damage: 11 + 2 from the strangling on a hit

 *I mean, I kinda have to have a way to hit him, don’t I?*
The man sidesteps the blow and counterattacks, kneeing Nowak in the gut. “I know all about your anomaly.” To Hit: 21 Damage: 6