The Department of Anomalous Operatives (DAO)

*hey I wanna test out a character before I play em in a campaign, anyone mind if I do it here with a modified version?*

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*hey I wanna test out a character before I play em in a campaign, anyone mind if I do it here with a modified version?*

 *Nope. Go ahead.*

A girl with spiky yellow hair and punk makeup is in the rec room rocking out on an axe gituar

Cody walks up to the girl and sees her guitar. “Sweet axe. I’ve got a strat.”

"well by all means, show it off." she hands her gituar to him

*WAIT THE OTHER KINDA STRAT*

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"well by all means, show it off." she hands her gituar to him

 Cody props his knee up and starts to play one of the solos from All Along the Watchtower.

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He manages to dodge, but is on the floor. He grabs Xavier’s foot and attempts to pull him down with him and grapple him. 10

 Xavier simply electrifies him. He puts his boot on devin's chest, still channelling volts through the limb. "Nice try. I believe this means I win."

“Not yet. I’ve got a few more tricks up my sleeve.” He attempts to wriggle away. 8

 Xavier electrifies him harder. "Come on, I said this was the easy level. Next time It's fists only." He backs away, taking an en garde stance.

 He retreats his avatar, revealing he is covered in ash and soot, and his hair and clothes are all messed up. “Alright, although i’m pretty weak. I might need a chance to recover….”

 "I'm not falling for that one." Xavier stays in his stance.

 “Fine if that’s what you want.” 
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He looks at Cody and mouths, “I’m good.”

 Xavier is hit by the first one and uses the momentum caused to give Devin a solid kick in the face. *That's the result of the nat 1*

He then gives devin another hefty smack around the face with a backhand.

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 “Owwwww” Devin groans, and collapses, unconscious.

 "There." Xavier turns to Cody. "Ya want a fight? God damn, I can give you a fight!" He charges and swings twice.

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Cody is hit across the face by the first strike, he dodges the second. He crosses his arms and looks bored.

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Cody is hit across the face by the first strike, he dodges the second. He crosses his arms and looks bored.

 Xavier takes a defensive stance. "You don't fool me."

"niiice. Your good. I'm jam. My anomaly is summoning these little guys" she holds her hand out and a tiny little bipedal pomsky in a suit appears in her hand. It looks like it doesn't have a thought in its head. "What about you?"

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"niiice. Your good. I'm jam. My anomaly is summoning these little guys" she holds her hand out and a tiny little bipedal pomsky in a suit appears in her hand. It looks like it doesn't have a thought in its head. "What about you?"

 “My body reassembles when I die. Makes me effectively immortal.”

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Cody is hit across the face by the first strike, he dodges the second. He crosses his arms and looks bored.

 Xavier takes a defensive stance. "You don't fool me."

 Cody shrugs. “I said you could take things out on me.”

"sweet. and your name? If your comfortable sharing of course "

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"sweet. and your name? If your comfortable sharing of course "

 “I’m Cody. Pleasure.” Cody hands her back her guitar.

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Cody is hit across the face by the first strike, he dodges the second. He crosses his arms and looks bored.

 Xavier takes a defensive stance. "You don't fool me."

 Cody shrugs. “I said you could take things out on me.”

 Xavier stands up. "Look, Cody, you may have been eavesdropping on private conversations, and then telling your girlfriend what you heard when it's obviously private, but that doesn't mean that you have to punish yourself be allowing me to beat you up."

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Cody is hit across the face by the first strike, he dodges the second. He crosses his arms and looks bored.

 Xavier takes a defensive stance. "You don't fool me."

 Cody shrugs. “I said you could take things out on me.”

 Xavier stands up. "Look, Cody, you may have been eavesdropping on private conversations, and then telling your girlfriend what you heard when it's obviously private, but that doesn't mean that you have to punish yourself be allowing me to beat you up."

 Cody holds up his hands in a surrender. “Look, I’m sorry man, I’m not the brightest dude. And I don’t really feel pain, so I’m letting you beat me up so you can let your anger out. And like I said to that girl, you’re totally fine to spend time with Marshmallow.”

"nice to meet ya Cody. Wanna play together sometime?"

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"nice to meet ya Cody. Wanna play together sometime?"

 “Sure, my sort of girlfriend Marshmallow plays drums and sings too.”

"awesome! Id love be to meet her sometime."