Uncle Pastel walks into the city square and shoves a random hawker off the box they were shouting from, climbing on in the grifter's place. He stabs his cane into the ground, which extends into a banner for his branch of the cartel.
"Ladies, gentlemen, and nonbinary friends! And, uh, others in the audience! I have a new invention that I just gotta share, and I came to Absit first to show you all! I present to you all: the Sweetmeats Model 1, the world's first soda-powered horseless carriage!" A colorful car slowly drives into the square, giving just enough time for the crowd to get out of the way.
"Now, I know what you're all thinking: what's the point? Couldn't I just buy a horse? But here's the thing: horses are smelly and messy and unruly creatures! They have the ability to wonder, and to wander. A tendency... to hope." He sighs angrily before perking back up. "But all those problems are solved with my new invention! Plus, there are cup holders! Does your horse have cup holders? I think not!"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Wym steps out of his tent and does some stretches. "What a lovely day."
Valvyre is upside down, his long legs hooking onto a nearby building’s gable. “Too ssssunny, in my opinion.”
*These two are like a sitcom*
"Well there's an icy wasteland just outside the kingdom if you'd like that more." Wym turns his head sideways
*You have to love it, these two are just pals now.*
“Nah, too empty. I’s jusssst being a pessssimisssst. What’ssss on the docket for today?”
"Will the Shrew's Inn seems to have a lot of customers so tricking so saps would be too easy, but first you really need to change your look." Wym gestures at himself "Look trustworthy and not like you plan on taking souls."
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What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Wym steps out of his tent and does some stretches. "What a lovely day."
Valvyre is upside down, his long legs hooking onto a nearby building’s gable. “Too ssssunny, in my opinion.”
*These two are like a sitcom*
"Well there's an icy wasteland just outside the kingdom if you'd like that more." Wym turns his head sideways
*You have to love it, these two are just pals now.*
“Nah, too empty. I’s jusssst being a pessssimisssst. What’ssss on the docket for today?”
"Will the Shrew's Inn seems to have a lot of customers so tricking so saps would be too easy, but first you really need to change your look." Wym gestures at himself "Look trustworthy and not like you plan on taking souls."
“I can’t change shape. Mosssst demonssss can do that, but only a few devilssss can. I could wear a cartoonish trench coat, though…”
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Wym steps out of his tent and does some stretches. "What a lovely day."
Valvyre is upside down, his long legs hooking onto a nearby building’s gable. “Too ssssunny, in my opinion.”
*These two are like a sitcom*
"Well there's an icy wasteland just outside the kingdom if you'd like that more." Wym turns his head sideways
*You have to love it, these two are just pals now.*
“Nah, too empty. I’s jusssst being a pessssimisssst. What’ssss on the docket for today?”
"Will the Shrew's Inn seems to have a lot of customers so tricking so saps would be too easy, but first you really need to change your look." Wym gestures at himself "Look trustworthy and not like you plan on taking souls."
“I can’t change shape. Mosssst demonssss can do that, but only a few devilssss can. I could wear a cartoonish trench coat, though…”
"I think I can cast Major image to make you look different if not the trench coat will have to do.."
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What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Wym steps out of his tent and does some stretches. "What a lovely day."
Valvyre is upside down, his long legs hooking onto a nearby building’s gable. “Too ssssunny, in my opinion.”
*These two are like a sitcom*
"Well there's an icy wasteland just outside the kingdom if you'd like that more." Wym turns his head sideways
*You have to love it, these two are just pals now.*
“Nah, too empty. I’s jusssst being a pessssimisssst. What’ssss on the docket for today?”
"Will the Shrew's Inn seems to have a lot of customers so tricking so saps would be too easy, but first you really need to change your look." Wym gestures at himself "Look trustworthy and not like you plan on taking souls."
“I can’t change shape. Mosssst demonssss can do that, but only a few devilssss can. I could wear a cartoonish trench coat, though…”
"I think I can cast Major image to make you look different if not the trench coat will have to do.."
Valvyre thinks about this. “Yeah… that would work… I fit in a 20 foot cube… but the illusion would still have to be bigger than me to fully obscure me.”
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Wym steps out of his tent and does some stretches. "What a lovely day."
Valvyre is upside down, his long legs hooking onto a nearby building’s gable. “Too ssssunny, in my opinion.”
*These two are like a sitcom*
"Well there's an icy wasteland just outside the kingdom if you'd like that more." Wym turns his head sideways
*You have to love it, these two are just pals now.*
“Nah, too empty. I’s jusssst being a pessssimisssst. What’ssss on the docket for today?”
"Will the Shrew's Inn seems to have a lot of customers so tricking so saps would be too easy, but first you really need to change your look." Wym gestures at himself "Look trustworthy and not like you plan on taking souls."
“I can’t change shape. Mosssst demonssss can do that, but only a few devilssss can. I could wear a cartoonish trench coat, though…”
"I think I can cast Major image to make you look different if not the trench coat will have to do.."
Valvyre thinks about this. “Yeah… that would work… I fit in a 20 foot cube… but the illusion would still have to be bigger than me to fully obscure me.”
"I could make you look like a giant, with that handles your way of speaking will be fine. You just have to speak in a trustworthy manner."
Wym steps out of his tent and does some stretches. "What a lovely day."
Valvyre is upside down, his long legs hooking onto a nearby building’s gable. “Too ssssunny, in my opinion.”
*These two are like a sitcom*
"Well there's an icy wasteland just outside the kingdom if you'd like that more." Wym turns his head sideways
*You have to love it, these two are just pals now.*
“Nah, too empty. I’s jusssst being a pessssimisssst. What’ssss on the docket for today?”
"Will the Shrew's Inn seems to have a lot of customers so tricking so saps would be too easy, but first you really need to change your look." Wym gestures at himself "Look trustworthy and not like you plan on taking souls."
“I can’t change shape. Mosssst demonssss can do that, but only a few devilssss can. I could wear a cartoonish trench coat, though…”
"I think I can cast Major image to make you look different if not the trench coat will have to do.."
Valvyre thinks about this. “Yeah… that would work… I fit in a 20 foot cube… but the illusion would still have to be bigger than me to fully obscure me.”
"I could make you look like a giant, with that handles your way of speaking will be fine. You just have to speak in a trustworthy manner."
“And what isssss that insssssinuating??”
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Wym steps out of his tent and does some stretches. "What a lovely day."
Valvyre is upside down, his long legs hooking onto a nearby building’s gable. “Too ssssunny, in my opinion.”
*These two are like a sitcom*
"Well there's an icy wasteland just outside the kingdom if you'd like that more." Wym turns his head sideways
*You have to love it, these two are just pals now.*
“Nah, too empty. I’s jusssst being a pessssimisssst. What’ssss on the docket for today?”
"Will the Shrew's Inn seems to have a lot of customers so tricking so saps would be too easy, but first you really need to change your look." Wym gestures at himself "Look trustworthy and not like you plan on taking souls."
“I can’t change shape. Mosssst demonssss can do that, but only a few devilssss can. I could wear a cartoonish trench coat, though…”
"I think I can cast Major image to make you look different if not the trench coat will have to do.."
Valvyre thinks about this. “Yeah… that would work… I fit in a 20 foot cube… but the illusion would still have to be bigger than me to fully obscure me.”
"I could make you look like a giant, with that handles your way of speaking will be fine. You just have to speak in a trustworthy manner."
“And what isssss that insssssinuating??”
"You talk like you steal in the open." Wym says bluntly
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What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Wym steps out of his tent and does some stretches. "What a lovely day."
Valvyre is upside down, his long legs hooking onto a nearby building’s gable. “Too ssssunny, in my opinion.”
*These two are like a sitcom*
"Well there's an icy wasteland just outside the kingdom if you'd like that more." Wym turns his head sideways
*You have to love it, these two are just pals now.*
“Nah, too empty. I’s jusssst being a pessssimisssst. What’ssss on the docket for today?”
"Will the Shrew's Inn seems to have a lot of customers so tricking so saps would be too easy, but first you really need to change your look." Wym gestures at himself "Look trustworthy and not like you plan on taking souls."
“I can’t change shape. Mosssst demonssss can do that, but only a few devilssss can. I could wear a cartoonish trench coat, though…”
"I think I can cast Major image to make you look different if not the trench coat will have to do.."
Valvyre thinks about this. “Yeah… that would work… I fit in a 20 foot cube… but the illusion would still have to be bigger than me to fully obscure me.”
"I could make you look like a giant, with that handles your way of speaking will be fine. You just have to speak in a trustworthy manner."
“And what isssss that insssssinuating??”
"You talk like you steal in the open." Wym says bluntly
“Thisssss issss the way I sssspeak at all timesssss. You aren’t a sssspeech psssssychologisssst. I’ve been thissss way ssssincccce I wassss a wee lemure.”
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Wym steps out of his tent and does some stretches. "What a lovely day."
Valvyre is upside down, his long legs hooking onto a nearby building’s gable. “Too ssssunny, in my opinion.”
*These two are like a sitcom*
"Well there's an icy wasteland just outside the kingdom if you'd like that more." Wym turns his head sideways
*You have to love it, these two are just pals now.*
“Nah, too empty. I’s jusssst being a pessssimisssst. What’ssss on the docket for today?”
"Will the Shrew's Inn seems to have a lot of customers so tricking so saps would be too easy, but first you really need to change your look." Wym gestures at himself "Look trustworthy and not like you plan on taking souls."
“I can’t change shape. Mosssst demonssss can do that, but only a few devilssss can. I could wear a cartoonish trench coat, though…”
"I think I can cast Major image to make you look different if not the trench coat will have to do.."
Valvyre thinks about this. “Yeah… that would work… I fit in a 20 foot cube… but the illusion would still have to be bigger than me to fully obscure me.”
"I could make you look like a giant, with that handles your way of speaking will be fine. You just have to speak in a trustworthy manner."
“And what isssss that insssssinuating??”
"You talk like you steal in the open." Wym says bluntly
“Thisssss issss the way I sssspeak at all timesssss. You aren’t a sssspeech psssssychologisssst. I’ve been thissss way ssssincccce I wassss a wee lemure.”
"Well I guess you can just talk to me and I'll make the deals. All you'll have to do is look handsome."
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What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
The Executioner exits the Shrews Inn. his warped face, usually emotionless, is twisted with annoyance. He appears to be having a conversation with himself.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Wym steps out of his tent and does some stretches. "What a lovely day."
Valvyre is upside down, his long legs hooking onto a nearby building’s gable. “Too ssssunny, in my opinion.”
*These two are like a sitcom*
"Well there's an icy wasteland just outside the kingdom if you'd like that more." Wym turns his head sideways
*You have to love it, these two are just pals now.*
“Nah, too empty. I’s jusssst being a pessssimisssst. What’ssss on the docket for today?”
"Will the Shrew's Inn seems to have a lot of customers so tricking so saps would be too easy, but first you really need to change your look." Wym gestures at himself "Look trustworthy and not like you plan on taking souls."
“I can’t change shape. Mosssst demonssss can do that, but only a few devilssss can. I could wear a cartoonish trench coat, though…”
"I think I can cast Major image to make you look different if not the trench coat will have to do.."
Valvyre thinks about this. “Yeah… that would work… I fit in a 20 foot cube… but the illusion would still have to be bigger than me to fully obscure me.”
"I could make you look like a giant, with that handles your way of speaking will be fine. You just have to speak in a trustworthy manner."
“And what isssss that insssssinuating??”
"You talk like you steal in the open." Wym says bluntly
“Thisssss issss the way I sssspeak at all timesssss. You aren’t a sssspeech psssssychologisssst. I’ve been thissss way ssssincccce I wassss a wee lemure.”
"Well I guess you can just talk to me and I'll make the deals. All you'll have to do is look handsome."
“Already done. And I can jusssst avoid using the letter ‘s’ if you need. Might be the eassssiesssst option.”
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Wym steps out of his tent and does some stretches. "What a lovely day."
Valvyre is upside down, his long legs hooking onto a nearby building’s gable. “Too ssssunny, in my opinion.”
*These two are like a sitcom*
"Well there's an icy wasteland just outside the kingdom if you'd like that more." Wym turns his head sideways
*You have to love it, these two are just pals now.*
“Nah, too empty. I’s jusssst being a pessssimisssst. What’ssss on the docket for today?”
"Will the Shrew's Inn seems to have a lot of customers so tricking so saps would be too easy, but first you really need to change your look." Wym gestures at himself "Look trustworthy and not like you plan on taking souls."
“I can’t change shape. Mosssst demonssss can do that, but only a few devilssss can. I could wear a cartoonish trench coat, though…”
"I think I can cast Major image to make you look different if not the trench coat will have to do.."
Valvyre thinks about this. “Yeah… that would work… I fit in a 20 foot cube… but the illusion would still have to be bigger than me to fully obscure me.”
"I could make you look like a giant, with that handles your way of speaking will be fine. You just have to speak in a trustworthy manner."
“And what isssss that insssssinuating??”
"You talk like you steal in the open." Wym says bluntly
“Thisssss issss the way I sssspeak at all timesssss. You aren’t a sssspeech psssssychologisssst. I’ve been thissss way ssssincccce I wassss a wee lemure.”
"Well I guess you can just talk to me and I'll make the deals. All you'll have to do is look handsome."
“Already done. And I can jusssst avoid using the letter ‘s’ if you need. Might be the eassssiesssst option.”
"No I can make deals that destroy people. It will be fine." An unseen female voice says "I taught him everything he knows.". Wym seems to talk to his shoulder for a bit before turning back and casting Major image to make V look like a Giant and not a devil.
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What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
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Uncle Pastel walks into the city square and shoves a random hawker off the box they were shouting from, climbing on in the grifter's place. He stabs his cane into the ground, which extends into a banner for his branch of the cartel.
"Ladies, gentlemen, and nonbinary friends! And, uh, others in the audience! I have a new invention that I just gotta share, and I came to Absit first to show you all! I present to you all: the Sweetmeats Model 1, the world's first soda-powered horseless carriage!" A colorful car slowly drives into the square, giving just enough time for the crowd to get out of the way.
"Now, I know what you're all thinking: what's the point? Couldn't I just buy a horse? But here's the thing: horses are smelly and messy and unruly creatures! They have the ability to wonder, and to wander. A tendency... to hope." He sighs angrily before perking back up. "But all those problems are solved with my new invention! Plus, there are cup holders! Does your horse have cup holders? I think not!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"How about 50 gold and a favor?"
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
Wym steps out of his tent and does some stretches. "What a lovely day."
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
Valvyre is upside down, his long legs hooking onto a nearby building’s gable. “Too ssssunny, in my opinion.”
*These two are like a sitcom*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"Well there's an icy wasteland just outside the kingdom if you'd like that more." Wym turns his head sideways
*You have to love it, these two are just pals now.*
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
“Nah, too empty. I’s jusssst being a pessssimisssst. What’ssss on the docket for today?”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"Will the Shrew's Inn seems to have a lot of customers so tricking so saps would be too easy, but first you really need to change your look." Wym gestures at himself "Look trustworthy and not like you plan on taking souls."
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
“I can’t change shape. Mosssst demonssss can do that, but only a few devilssss can. I could wear a cartoonish trench coat, though…”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"I think I can cast Major image to make you look different if not the trench coat will have to do.."
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
Valvyre thinks about this. “Yeah… that would work… I fit in a 20 foot cube… but the illusion would still have to be bigger than me to fully obscure me.”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"I could make you look like a giant, with that handles your way of speaking will be fine. You just have to speak in a trustworthy manner."
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
*If you need an image of what Matilda looks like think Ln'eta or Karlach*
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
*those are very conflicting images*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
“And what isssss that insssssinuating??”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"You talk like you steal in the open." Wym says bluntly
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
“Thisssss issss the way I sssspeak at all timesssss. You aren’t a sssspeech psssssychologisssst. I’ve been thissss way ssssincccce I wassss a wee lemure.”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"Well I guess you can just talk to me and I'll make the deals. All you'll have to do is look handsome."
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
The Executioner exits the Shrews Inn. his warped face, usually emotionless, is twisted with annoyance. He appears to be having a conversation with himself.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
“Already done. And I can jusssst avoid using the letter ‘s’ if you need. Might be the eassssiesssst option.”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"No I can make deals that destroy people. It will be fine." An unseen female voice says "I taught him everything he knows.". Wym seems to talk to his shoulder for a bit before turning back and casting Major image to make V look like a Giant and not a devil.
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo