“Oh, so you know that I’m not just a chef… I’m a GREAT chef! Hehehehe…” Mauric shrinks slightly in his seat. “…please don’t decapitate me, sir.”
"No. I will not. in fact, I can find use for you, Mauric Tabrahain."
“I love being useful! What’s the deal, then?”
"You specialise in poisons and drugs, correct?" Rakshas leans forward in his chair.
“Yesssssssssss, I do.”
"My offer is to work as my personal chef. I have many servants here. My old chef recently died, and I need someone who knows enough about both poison and cooking to be able to easily assassinate any rivals who happen to arrive without direct conflict. In other words, poison my enemies food and drink, and you will be handsomely paid."
“Welllll…” Mauric shifts nervously. “If I’m being honest, though it’s a nice proposition, and I’m most likely gonna take it… even though I am a serial killer who drugs innocents and uses humanoid bodies in my cooking… and I’ve never myself consumed a person, by the way… I am honestly just doing this in pursuit of cooking something that is so perfect it makes gods (and Gordon Ramsay) weep. Of course, money is excellent, but… I really do appreciate my craft, and not just the act of murder. I’m not a complete psycho killer.”
*Qu’est-ce que c’est*
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
“Oh, so you know that I’m not just a chef… I’m a GREAT chef! Hehehehe…” Mauric shrinks slightly in his seat. “…please don’t decapitate me, sir.”
"No. I will not. in fact, I can find use for you, Mauric Tabrahain."
“I love being useful! What’s the deal, then?”
"You specialise in poisons and drugs, correct?" Rakshas leans forward in his chair.
“Yesssssssssss, I do.”
"My offer is to work as my personal chef. I have many servants here. My old chef recently died, and I need someone who knows enough about both poison and cooking to be able to easily assassinate any rivals who happen to arrive without direct conflict. In other words, poison my enemies food and drink, and you will be handsomely paid."
“Welllll…” Mauric shifts nervously. “If I’m being honest, though it’s a nice proposition, and I’m most likely gonna take it… even though I am a serial killer who drugs innocents and uses humanoid bodies in my cooking… and I’ve never myself consumed a person, by the way… I am honestly just doing this in pursuit of cooking something that is so perfect it makes gods (and Gordon Ramsay) weep. Of course, money is excellent, but… I really do appreciate my craft, and not just the act of murder. I’m not a complete psycho killer.”
*Qu’est-ce que c’est*
"You can cook non-poisoned meals for me and my allies as well. You just get paid more for killing enemies."
“Oh, so you know that I’m not just a chef… I’m a GREAT chef! Hehehehe…” Mauric shrinks slightly in his seat. “…please don’t decapitate me, sir.”
"No. I will not. in fact, I can find use for you, Mauric Tabrahain."
“I love being useful! What’s the deal, then?”
"You specialise in poisons and drugs, correct?" Rakshas leans forward in his chair.
“Yesssssssssss, I do.”
"My offer is to work as my personal chef. I have many servants here. My old chef recently died, and I need someone who knows enough about both poison and cooking to be able to easily assassinate any rivals who happen to arrive without direct conflict. In other words, poison my enemies food and drink, and you will be handsomely paid."
“Welllll…” Mauric shifts nervously. “If I’m being honest, though it’s a nice proposition, and I’m most likely gonna take it… even though I am a serial killer who drugs innocents and uses humanoid bodies in my cooking… and I’ve never myself consumed a person, by the way… I am honestly just doing this in pursuit of cooking something that is so perfect it makes gods (and Gordon Ramsay) weep. Of course, money is excellent, but… I really do appreciate my craft, and not just the act of murder. I’m not a complete psycho killer.”
*Qu’est-ce que c’est*
"You can cook non-poisoned meals for me and my allies as well. You just get paid more for killing enemies."
*Il est licite et maléfique, tu te souviens?*
“Oh, that’ll be just fine then.”
*Oui, mais ma dernière déclaration faisait référence aux paroles d'une chanson. Je m'excuse si je vous ai confondu.*
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
“Welllll…” Mauric shifts nervously. “If I’m being honest, though it’s a nice proposition, and I’m most likely gonna take it… even though I am a serial killer who drugs innocents and uses humanoid bodies in my cooking… and I’ve never myself consumed a person, by the way… I am honestly just doing this in pursuit of cooking something that is so perfect it makes gods (and Gordon Ramsay) weep. Of course, money is excellent, but… I really do appreciate my craft, and not just the act of murder. I’m not a complete psycho killer.”
*Qu’est-ce que c’est*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"You can cook non-poisoned meals for me and my allies as well. You just get paid more for killing enemies."
*Il est licite et maléfique, tu te souviens?*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
“Oh, that’ll be just fine then.”
*Oui, mais ma dernière déclaration faisait référence aux paroles d'une chanson. Je m'excuse si je vous ai confondu.*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"Then it is a deal." Rakshas offers his armoured hand to Mauric.
*Oh d'accord. Excuses acceptées.*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
“A deal it is, then.” Mauric shakes with his non-armored hand.
*En cualquier caso, estudio español.*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Both his hands are armoured. Rakshas dismisses Mauric and sits back.
*Yo, eh, no lo hago. Esta frase fue hecha por Google Translate.*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
Mauric also sits, waiting to be dismissed or for further directions.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*Ehem.*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
A fracture in space-time occurs, causing Mauric to travel at a speed faster than the flow of time, and teleporting outside.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Rakshas smiles underneath his helmet. He has a feeling he can get more out of mauric than the Tabaxi knows.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
Mauric smiles from outside. He has a feeling he can get exactly what he wants from this job: power, money, and the ultimate secret.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*Dracula laugh*
*That was fun*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
*indeed*
*mutual demonism is fun*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"Yup*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
Sir Rakshas is watching over the town from his tower. His frame is visible from the ground.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
Mauric is inside the estate, very confused on what to do and where to go.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
An ungainly Gnome comes up to him. "You's therrr neew Chif, roight?" His words are slurred and he seems a bit drunk.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
“Get a grip on yourself, man! This is a kitchen!!” Mauric snaps. “But… yes.”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"Ya'l ned urectuns?"
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
Mauric sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose. “There are so many other ways you could have said that and still gotten the same point across…”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.