Let's play a little game. The name of said game is: Guess my Battery Percentage!
Here's the rules: If you correctly guess the current battery percentage of my phone, you get a share of my hoard! If not, I GET YOUR SOUL
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Let's play a little game. The name of said game is: Guess my Battery Percentage!
Here's the rules: If you correctly guess the current battery percentage of my phone, you get a share of my hoard! If not, I GET YOUR SOUL
68%
WRONG! *rips out your soul*
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Let's play a little game. The name of said game is: Guess my Battery Percentage!
Here's the rules: If you correctly guess the current battery percentage of my phone, you get a share of my hoard! If not, I GET YOUR SOUL
And who would this soul be going to, my lovely warlock?
You, of course!
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Let's play a little game. The name of said game is: Guess my Battery Percentage!
Here's the rules: If you correctly guess the current battery percentage of my phone, you get a share of my hoard! If not, I GET YOUR SOUL
Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What am I waiting for? 38%?
ALSO WRONG! *yoinks your soul*
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Let's play a little game. The name of said game is: Guess my Battery Percentage!
Here's the rules: If you correctly guess the current battery percentage of my phone, you get a share of my hoard! If not, I GET YOUR SOUL
100% or less
hand over the hoard. Again.
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
(My body works on creative energy, intelligence, charisma, hollowness, and loneliness and a tiny speck of self worth/soul.)
NOPE! *grabs your soul by the hair and tears it out*
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Let's play a little game. The name of said game is: Guess my Battery Percentage!
Here's the rules: If you correctly guess the current battery percentage of my phone, you get a share of my hoard! If not, I GET YOUR SOUL
100% or less
hand over the hoard. Again.
Doesn't count. Your answer has to be a single number, not multiple.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Let's play a little game. The name of said game is: Guess my Battery Percentage!
Here's the rules: If you correctly guess the current battery percentage of my phone, you get a share of my hoard! If not, I GET YOUR SOUL
100% or less
hand over the hoard. Again.
Doesn't count. Your answer has to be a single number, not multiple.
Imma stop you right there. Such rules were never specified in the original agreement. Therefore, my answer is completely valid. And there’s no changing the rules now, as that would create unfair rates, which is illegal. Hand it over. Again.
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Let's play a little game. The name of said game is: Guess my Battery Percentage!
Here's the rules: If you correctly guess the current battery percentage of my phone, you get a share of my hoard! If not, I GET YOUR SOUL
100% or less
hand over the hoard. Again.
Doesn't count. Your answer has to be a single number, not multiple.
Imma stop you right there. Such rules were never specified in the original agreement. Therefore, my answer is completely valid. And there’s no changing the rules now, as that would create unfair rates, which is illegal. Hand it over. Again.
Let me think for a minute... NO.
(Also, I said a share. So even if your answer was valid (which it's not) you still don't get the whole hoard.)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Let's play a little game. The name of said game is: Guess my Battery Percentage!
Here's the rules: If you correctly guess the current battery percentage of my phone, you get a share of my hoard! If not, I GET YOUR SOUL
100% or less
hand over the hoard. Again.
Doesn't count. Your answer has to be a single number, not multiple.
Imma stop you right there. Such rules were never specified in the original agreement. Therefore, my answer is completely valid. And there’s no changing the rules now, as that would create unfair rates, which is illegal. Hand it over. Again.
Let me think for a minute... NO.
(Also, I said a share. So even if your answer was valid (which it's not) you still don't get the whole hoard.)
Again. This is, technically, linguistically, what you agreed to. I may not be a fey, but I do think I inherited the mastery of deals, agreements and trades from my ancestors.
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
psst, Agate, you never mentioned how much of your hoard you would give.
That's the fun part! See, while people think that they're gonna get a huge amount, I get to crush their hopes and dreams by giving them the smallest amount possible!
*laughs in evil*
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Let's play a little game. The name of said game is: Guess my Battery Percentage!
Here's the rules: If you correctly guess the current battery percentage of my phone, you get a share of my hoard! If not, I GET YOUR SOUL
100% or less
hand over the hoard. Again.
Doesn't count. Your answer has to be a single number, not multiple.
Imma stop you right there. Such rules were never specified in the original agreement. Therefore, my answer is completely valid. And there’s no changing the rules now, as that would create unfair rates, which is illegal. Hand it over. Again.
Let me think for a minute... NO.
(Also, I said a share. So even if your answer was valid (which it's not) you still don't get the whole hoard.)
Again. This is, technically, linguistically, what you agreed to. I may not be a fey, but I do think I inherited the mastery of deals, agreements and trades from my ancestors.
Fine. I'll indulge you. *reaches into hoard, and pulls out a single copper piece* Here's your share of the hoard.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
psst, Agate, you never mentioned how much of your hoard you would give.
That's the fun part! See, while people think that they're gonna get a huge amount, I get to crush their hopes and dreams by giving them the smallest amount possible!
*laughs in evil*
It’s not about the money, Agate. It’s about sending a message.
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Let's play a little game. The name of said game is: Guess my Battery Percentage!
Here's the rules: If you correctly guess the current battery percentage of my phone, you get a share of my hoard! If not, I GET YOUR SOUL
100% or less
hand over the hoard. Again.
Doesn't count. Your answer has to be a single number, not multiple.
Imma stop you right there. Such rules were never specified in the original agreement. Therefore, my answer is completely valid. And there’s no changing the rules now, as that would create unfair rates, which is illegal. Hand it over. Again.
Let me think for a minute... NO.
(Also, I said a share. So even if your answer was valid (which it's not) you still don't get the whole hoard.)
Again. This is, technically, linguistically, what you agreed to. I may not be a fey, but I do think I inherited the mastery of deals, agreements and trades from my ancestors.
Fine. I'll indulge you. *reaches into hoard, and pulls out a single copper piece* Here's your share of the hoard.
Always knew you dragons were broke
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
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Let's play a little game. The name of said game is: Guess my Battery Percentage!
Here's the rules: If you correctly guess the current battery percentage of my phone, you get a share of my hoard! If not, I GET YOUR SOUL
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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68%
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
And who would this soul be going to, my lovely warlock?
WRONG! *rips out your soul*
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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You, of course!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Your body is destroyed by my excessive consumption of weapons-grade neptunium.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What am I waiting for? 38%?
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
It’s not like I have much of a soul anyways. 1%
(My body works on creative energy, intelligence, charisma, hollowness, and loneliness and a tiny speck of self worth/soul.)
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
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ALSO WRONG! *yoinks your soul*
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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100% or less
hand over the hoard. Again.
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
NOPE! *grabs your soul by the hair and tears it out*
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Doesn't count. Your answer has to be a single number, not multiple.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Imma stop you right there. Such rules were never specified in the original agreement. Therefore, my answer is completely valid. And there’s no changing the rules now, as that would create unfair rates, which is illegal. Hand it over. Again.
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
psst, Agate, you never mentioned how much of your hoard you would give.
Let me think for a minute... NO.
(Also, I said a share. So even if your answer was valid (which it's not) you still don't get the whole hoard.)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Again. This is, technically, linguistically, what you agreed to. I may not be a fey, but I do think I inherited the mastery of deals, agreements and trades from my ancestors.
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
That's the fun part! See, while people think that they're gonna get a huge amount, I get to crush their hopes and dreams by giving them the smallest amount possible!
*laughs in evil*
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Fine. I'll indulge you. *reaches into hoard, and pulls out a single copper piece* Here's your share of the hoard.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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It’s not about the money, Agate. It’s about sending a message.
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Always knew you dragons were broke
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”