I swear whoever the F*CK keeps puttin' dishes in the sink with food still in them in my house is about get the beatin' of a lifetime. There is nothing grosser than when you're washin' dishes and you feel a piece of wet food.
Side note: have y'all ever washed dishes with scalding hot water and it just doesn't hurt, like, at all? If not, then I'm so dead inside that I'm starting to not be able to feel pain. I've let water upwards of like 120° degrees run over my hands and I just didn't feel anything.
Considering that the water when i bath is producing steam, yeah. Also, 120 is definitely an exaggeration, as 100 degrees is enough to cause 3rd degree burns, which can cause permanent scarring. I know because my mom has burn marks from when she was boiling water as a teen. My mom is almost 50 mind you.
When I take showers, steam is literally coming off of me in sheets. And again, as I've said before, I'm not very good at guessing the temperatures of things. Never have been, probably never will be. So sorry if I accidentally exaggerated a little bit.
Yeah, but a lot of people exaggerate. Though I for some reason feel the need to correct them in specific situations, like when comparing things or making guesses. Just crazy like that I guess.
Hey, we're all crazy here.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hey everybody, I accidentally made a character that can attack 32 times in a turn, without buffs like Haste. It isn't even on purpose anymore, my brain just wont let me not maximize things. Anyway, you basically play a fighter, samurai subclass, attack four times with fighting spirit active, action surge, then use the samurai feature to double your attacks at the cost of advantage, then you adaptive fighting to give yourself advantage again and then double it again. I might have written it in the wrong order of things but that's all you need to do. Wait that may be inaccurate. Give me a minute.
Literally, homophobes make the rest of straight people look bad as a result. Some people just need to learn to be tolerant, you don’t have to like anything as long as you don’t hate on it. Like please just be kind and loving.
I wanna go out one day, find a homophobic person, then come up with a reason to knock their lights out. Why? I f*ckin' hate the fact that homophobia exists, and it makes me FURIOUS when I hear about people making other people feel bad or even hurting those people just because they like different people. LIKE HOLY SH*T MAN, JUST LET PEOPLE LIKE WHO THEY F*CKIN' LIKE!!! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I BEAT YOU UP JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE STRAIGHT, HUH?!
(Now that I'm done venting, I'm kinda wonderin' if I should go to a Pride parade sometime.)
Homophobia is absolute bs. I should know. I recently asked a girl i know what her opinion on gay/queer people was, and her response was more or less as follows
i personally don’t support the LGBTQ+ community but i have a lot of friends who are LGBTQ and i will continue to be friends with you if you are. Like wtf??? And then she asked me not to judge her because it was just her opinion??? Very confused. But she never seemed to consider the possibility that I would stop being friends with her on account of her being homophobic.
on the subject of pride parades…i was gonna go to one this weekend but my parents don’t think its age appropriate so i guess i can’t go 😭
also thank you to both of you for expressing your support to LGBTQ+ individuals. It means a lot to me.
SEL!!!
*hug tackles you*
*falls over, takes you down as well, and fake glares at you*
hey elk
how’s your life been in terms of everything
*cheerful smile*
Downhill so far, just in general terms of living as well as factoring in the state of my metal health and everything else. You?
*groans*
elkkkkkkkkk
do you need to talk about anything
oh you know, just being depressed about stupid things and insecure so pretty normal.
Nope! Not at the moment. And yeah, I get the bein' insecure. My massive insecurity about myself is why my mind firmly believes that I'll die alone without havin' a single person in my life to ever have loved, and frankly, I'm not gonna argue with it! *toothy smile* Do you need to talk about anything?
So spend your hours on What you think I've done wrong I know I'm in your mind I've been here way too long I want to spend my life With those who've done me right Your heart is frozen over I'm a four-leaf clover
Hello everyone! Until otherwise decided, I'm currently the captain of my eSports class's Charlie team for Smash Bros. That should be cool.
How're y'all?
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hello everyone! Until otherwise decided, I'm currently the captain of my eSports class's Charlie team for Smash Bros. That should be cool.
How're y'all?
Cool!
pretty good. I got my schedule and have the person who runs unplugged for two classes <3 plus a bunch of classes with my friends
you?
That's cool! My eSports teacher is like the coolest guy of all time, which is nice. He gives everyone nicknames, is an avid gamer himself (which enables him to absolutely kick our *sses in Smash tournaments), and he's overall just got a dope vibe about him.
I'm decent. Still struggling with my mental health, but don't worry, it's not anything I can't handle on my own. School's been, well... school so far. Can't really think of another way to describe it other than that.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hello everyone! Until otherwise decided, I'm currently the captain of my eSports class's Charlie team for Smash Bros. That should be cool.
How're y'all?
Cool!
pretty good. I got my schedule and have the person who runs unplugged for two classes <3 plus a bunch of classes with my friends
you?
That's cool! My eSports teacher is like the coolest guy of all time, which is nice. He gives everyone nicknames, is an avid gamer himself (which enables him to absolutely kick our *sses in Smash tournaments), and he's overall just got a dope vibe about him.
I'm decent. Still struggling with my mental health, but don't worry, it's not anything I can't handle on my own. School's been, well... school so far. Can't really think of another way to describe it other than that.
Hello everyone! Until otherwise decided, I'm currently the captain of my eSports class's Charlie team for Smash Bros. That should be cool.
How're y'all?
Cool!
pretty good. I got my schedule and have the person who runs unplugged for two classes <3 plus a bunch of classes with my friends
you?
That's cool! My eSports teacher is like the coolest guy of all time, which is nice. He gives everyone nicknames, is an avid gamer himself (which enables him to absolutely kick our *sses in Smash tournaments), and he's overall just got a dope vibe about him.
I'm decent. Still struggling with my mental health, but don't worry, it's not anything I can't handle on my own. School's been, well... school so far. Can't really think of another way to describe it other than that.
My offer still stands
Offer for what? (Excuse me if I don't know what you're talking about. I probably forgot whatever you offered.)
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hello everyone! Until otherwise decided, I'm currently the captain of my eSports class's Charlie team for Smash Bros. That should be cool.
How're y'all?
Decent I guess. Though I somehow lost my water bottle on the third day of school
That's why I don't take a water bottle. Sorry you lost it though.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hey, we're all crazy here.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Hey everybody, I accidentally made a character that can attack 32 times in a turn, without buffs like Haste. It isn't even on purpose anymore, my brain just wont let me not maximize things. Anyway, you basically play a fighter, samurai subclass, attack four times with fighting spirit active, action surge, then use the samurai feature to double your attacks at the cost of advantage, then you adaptive fighting to give yourself advantage again and then double it again. I might have written it in the wrong order of things but that's all you need to do. Wait that may be inaccurate. Give me a minute.
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
Greetings 🫡
We are one, we are none, we are someone, something and somewhat
Not a dumbass/not brain dead are my pronouns
🧀PM me the word 'cheese'🧀
PM me the word 'tomato'
Hola Amigo.
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
-_-
i always need to talk about stuff but whatever
Selwyn (sel)
They/he
Reading, dnd, theatre, art (Irunwithskissors)
Half to your daughter
And half to the slaughter
What do I have to do…
Hello
wait I remember you
you pmed me about stories once
Selwyn (sel)
They/he
Reading, dnd, theatre, art (Irunwithskissors)
Half to your daughter
And half to the slaughter
What do I have to do…
I just watched dnd direct and im mad now
i hate the idea of a virtual tabletop because in my opinion, that ruins the entire point of what dnd is for me
Selwyn (sel)
They/he
Reading, dnd, theatre, art (Irunwithskissors)
Half to your daughter
And half to the slaughter
What do I have to do…
I agree.
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft and Forgotten Realms. My pronouns are she/they.
I like reading and writing, but I’m not much of an artist.
Hey woods
how Are you
Selwyn (sel)
They/he
Reading, dnd, theatre, art (Irunwithskissors)
Half to your daughter
And half to the slaughter
What do I have to do…
good morning
So spend your hours on
What you think I've done wrong
I know I'm in your mind
I've been here way too long
I want to spend my life
With those who've done me right
Your heart is frozen over
I'm a four-leaf clover
Hey Sel. I’m good. Just chillin till I go back to school next week. How are you? You go back next week too right?
Morning Moon
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft and Forgotten Realms. My pronouns are she/they.
I like reading and writing, but I’m not much of an artist.
Im pretty decent. Get my schedule at 2. Ye, the 3rd.
hey moon
Selwyn (sel)
They/he
Reading, dnd, theatre, art (Irunwithskissors)
Half to your daughter
And half to the slaughter
What do I have to do…
Hello everyone! Until otherwise decided, I'm currently the captain of my eSports class's Charlie team for Smash Bros. That should be cool.
How're y'all?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Decent I guess. Though I somehow lost my water bottle on the third day of school
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
That’s great!
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft and Forgotten Realms. My pronouns are she/they.
I like reading and writing, but I’m not much of an artist.
Cool!
pretty good. I got my schedule and have the person who runs unplugged for two classes <3 plus a bunch of classes with my friends
you?
Selwyn (sel)
They/he
Reading, dnd, theatre, art (Irunwithskissors)
Half to your daughter
And half to the slaughter
What do I have to do…
That's cool! My eSports teacher is like the coolest guy of all time, which is nice. He gives everyone nicknames, is an avid gamer himself (which enables him to absolutely kick our *sses in Smash tournaments), and he's overall just got a dope vibe about him.
I'm decent. Still struggling with my mental health, but don't worry, it's not anything I can't handle on my own. School's been, well... school so far. Can't really think of another way to describe it other than that.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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My offer still stands
Selwyn (sel)
They/he
Reading, dnd, theatre, art (Irunwithskissors)
Half to your daughter
And half to the slaughter
What do I have to do…
Offer for what? (Excuse me if I don't know what you're talking about. I probably forgot whatever you offered.)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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That's why I don't take a water bottle. Sorry you lost it though.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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