*floats up from the floor, my hands clasped behind my back and my heels touching (Hazbin fans, if you can picture how Alastor usually stands, then you know exactly what I look like right now)*
Hello, everyone! Does anyone want some cookies? *snaps fingers, summoning a floating platter of chocolate chip cookies*
I do!
A still warm cookie, the chips still melty and the dough gooey, appears in your scaled claws.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
*floats up from the floor, my hands clasped behind my back and my heels touching (Hazbin fans, if you can picture how Alastor usually stands, then you know exactly what I look like right now)*
Hello, everyone! Does anyone want some cookies? *snaps fingers, summoning a floating platter of chocolate chip cookies*
I do!
A still warm cookie, the chips still melty and the dough gooey, appears in your scaled claws.
*floats up from the floor, my hands clasped behind my back and my heels touching (Hazbin fans, if you can picture how Alastor usually stands, then you know exactly what I look like right now)*
Hello, everyone! Does anyone want some cookies? *snaps fingers, summoning a floating platter of chocolate chip cookies*
I do!
A still warm cookie, the chips still melty and the dough gooey, appears in your scaled claws.
Make way for all 176 of my OC's, they all want cookies.
Greetings, Salem! All of your OCs shall receive cookies, but only if you agree to give me your soul! *sticks out my hand, which begins glowing with eerie green fire* D̴̡̪͍̰̰̻̞͚̮̦̲̼̓̏̍͗̆̉̓̈́̉̾̈̉̈̍Ò̷͈̄̓͐̈́̍̑̏̓̉̄̕̚ ̸̭̼̰̦̥̫͕̣͈̂̈́̈́͂͛̀̓̆͘͘͜͝͝W̵̧̧̘̱̪̪̱̲͇̄́́̈́̿̇E̷̢̦̟̜͕̫̱̟̫̖̞̤̓̂̀̏̅͐͌͂̓̚̕͘͠ ̸̹͔̯͓̲͉͌̓H̷̠͐̽͒́A̴̧͔̙͖͓̜̲̩̺̖͍͍̒̈́̚V̵̧̢̢͇̥͓͎̪̲̘̳͊̋́̎̔͒͑̏Ę̴̩̞̖͈͍̹͖̺̳̰̗̆͂̔͒ ̸̨̻̹̘̓̂̈͛͑͠A̵̢͐̎̒̾͠ ̵̲̗̲̝̇̽̂̍̏̇͑͋̇͐̂̂̕Ḑ̵͈̳̤̱̮͕̹͈̜͔͎͓̰̑̽̃̊̀̇̑̄̐̏̾̄̾͘͝Ę̵̮̖̼̤̖͎̮̗̏̿̊̀̆̾͊̂̾͗͘͜Ą̶̨̦̘̗̗̜̣̬́̉̉͑̿̉̕̚ͅL̶̢̹̺̞̂?̴̛͉̂̔̂̇̉͂̒̓̐͆͐̓̍
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
*floats up from the floor, my hands clasped behind my back and my heels touching (Hazbin fans, if you can picture how Alastor usually stands, then you know exactly what I look like right now)*
Hello, everyone! Does anyone want some cookies? *snaps fingers, summoning a floating platter of chocolate chip cookies*
I do!
A still warm cookie, the chips still melty and the dough gooey, appears in your scaled claws.
Make way for all 176 of my OC's, they all want cookies.
Greetings, Salem! All of your OCs shall receive cookies, but only if you agree to give me your soul! *sticks out my hand, which begins glowing with eerie green fire* D̴̡̪͍̰̰̻̞͚̮̦̲̼̓̏̍͗̆̉̓̈́̉̾̈̉̈̍Ò̷͈̄̓͐̈́̍̑̏̓̉̄̕̚ ̸̭̼̰̦̥̫͕̣͈̂̈́̈́͂͛̀̓̆͘͘͜͝͝W̵̧̧̘̱̪̪̱̲͇̄́́̈́̿̇E̷̢̦̟̜͕̫̱̟̫̖̞̤̓̂̀̏̅͐͌͂̓̚̕͘͠ ̸̹͔̯͓̲͉͌̓H̷̠͐̽͒́A̴̧͔̙͖͓̜̲̩̺̖͍͍̒̈́̚V̵̧̢̢͇̥͓͎̪̲̘̳͊̋́̎̔͒͑̏Ę̴̩̞̖͈͍̹͖̺̳̰̗̆͂̔͒ ̸̨̻̹̘̓̂̈͛͑͠A̵̢͐̎̒̾͠ ̵̲̗̲̝̇̽̂̍̏̇͑͋̇͐̂̂̕Ḑ̵͈̳̤̱̮͕̹͈̜͔͎͓̰̑̽̃̊̀̇̑̄̐̏̾̄̾͘͝Ę̵̮̖̼̤̖͎̮̗̏̿̊̀̆̾͊̂̾͗͘͜Ą̶̨̦̘̗̗̜̣̬́̉̉͑̿̉̕̚ͅL̶̢̹̺̞̂?̴̛͉̂̔̂̇̉͂̒̓̐͆͐̓̍
*I huff and hunch over, walking away with paws in pockets*
D*mn it, I don't have a soul...
Aw, what a shame...
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
So apparently, Lucifer playing a golden fiddle in "Hell's Greatest Dad" is a reference to "The Devil Went Down to Georgia". So now the image of Lucifer popping up to Georgia one day for a visit, getting his *ss kicked in a fiddle duel, handing over his instrument, then stealing it back somehow is stuck in my head, and it's absolutely ridiculous.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
So apparently, Lucifer playing a golden fiddle in "Hell's Greatest Dad" is a reference to "The Devil Went Down to Georgia". So now the image of Lucifer popping up to Georgia one day for a visit, getting his *ss kicked in a fiddle duel, handing over his instrument, then stealing it back somehow is stuck in my head, and it's absolutely ridiculous.
I JUST DEAD*SS PROPOSED A DEAL TO MY SISTER AND SHOOK HER HAND LIKE I WAS F*CKIN' ALASTOR LMAO
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I JUST DEAD*SS PROPOSED A DEAL TO MY SISTER AND SHOOK HER HAND LIKE I WAS F*CKIN' ALASTOR LMAO
Lollllllll
what was the deal
I wash the dishes for her if she dries them, puts them up, and cleans the counters. Judging by the sheer amount of dishes we have that need to be completely deep cleaned before they can even leave the sink, she got the better end of the deal. Fortunately, I'm a fast dish washer, and hot water doesn't bother me.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I JUST DEAD*SS PROPOSED A DEAL TO MY SISTER AND SHOOK HER HAND LIKE I WAS F*CKIN' ALASTOR LMAO
Lollllllll
what was the deal
I wash the dishes for her if she dries them, puts them up, and cleans the counters. Judging by the sheer amount of dishes we have that need to be completely deep cleaned before they can even leave the sink, she got the better end of the deal. Fortunately, I'm a fast dish washer, and hot water doesn't bother me.
Fun
i had a good conversation with someone I haven’t talked to in six years. It was weird. I hated them for a while.
I JUST DEAD*SS PROPOSED A DEAL TO MY SISTER AND SHOOK HER HAND LIKE I WAS F*CKIN' ALASTOR LMAO
Lollllllll
what was the deal
I wash the dishes for her if she dries them, puts them up, and cleans the counters. Judging by the sheer amount of dishes we have that need to be completely deep cleaned before they can even leave the sink, she got the better end of the deal. Fortunately, I'm a fast dish washer, and hot water doesn't bother me.
Fun
i had a good conversation with someone I haven’t talked to in six years. It was weird. I hated them for a while.
Convos like that are always strange. Do you still hate them now?
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
A still warm cookie, the chips still melty and the dough gooey, appears in your scaled claws.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Yay! *nom nom nom*
Greetings, Salem! All of your OCs shall receive cookies, but only if you agree to give me your soul! *sticks out my hand, which begins glowing with eerie green fire* D̴̡̪͍̰̰̻̞͚̮̦̲̼̓̏̍͗̆̉̓̈́̉̾̈̉̈̍Ò̷͈̄̓͐̈́̍̑̏̓̉̄̕̚ ̸̭̼̰̦̥̫͕̣͈̂̈́̈́͂͛̀̓̆͘͘͜͝͝W̵̧̧̘̱̪̪̱̲͇̄́́̈́̿̇E̷̢̦̟̜͕̫̱̟̫̖̞̤̓̂̀̏̅͐͌͂̓̚̕͘͠ ̸̹͔̯͓̲͉͌̓H̷̠͐̽͒́A̴̧͔̙͖͓̜̲̩̺̖͍͍̒̈́̚V̵̧̢̢͇̥͓͎̪̲̘̳͊̋́̎̔͒͑̏Ę̴̩̞̖͈͍̹͖̺̳̰̗̆͂̔͒ ̸̨̻̹̘̓̂̈͛͑͠A̵̢͐̎̒̾͠ ̵̲̗̲̝̇̽̂̍̏̇͑͋̇͐̂̂̕Ḑ̵͈̳̤̱̮͕̹͈̜͔͎͓̰̑̽̃̊̀̇̑̄̐̏̾̄̾͘͝Ę̵̮̖̼̤̖͎̮̗̏̿̊̀̆̾͊̂̾͗͘͜Ą̶̨̦̘̗̗̜̣̬́̉̉͑̿̉̕̚ͅL̶̢̹̺̞̂?̴̛͉̂̔̂̇̉͂̒̓̐͆͐̓̍
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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IT IS HERE! EAT YOUR WORDS, JESTER!
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
Yo himy is there any chance you could continue my class making course?
Selwyn (sel)
They/he
Reading, dnd, theatre, art (Irunwithskissors)
Half to your daughter
And half to the slaughter
What do I have to do…
Right. Where were we again? *Summons projector and screen, putting the glasses on once more*
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
I was making a safe gamble, and I was wrong. GG.
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
Aw, what a shame...
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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So apparently, Lucifer playing a golden fiddle in "Hell's Greatest Dad" is a reference to "The Devil Went Down to Georgia". So now the image of Lucifer popping up to Georgia one day for a visit, getting his *ss kicked in a fiddle duel, handing over his instrument, then stealing it back somehow is stuck in my head, and it's absolutely ridiculous.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/doX3p0KDvvM
Uhhhhhh
Tables and features
Selwyn (sel)
They/he
Reading, dnd, theatre, art (Irunwithskissors)
Half to your daughter
And half to the slaughter
What do I have to do…
I JUST DEAD*SS PROPOSED A DEAL TO MY SISTER AND SHOOK HER HAND LIKE I WAS F*CKIN' ALASTOR LMAO
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Lollllllll
what was the deal
Selwyn (sel)
They/he
Reading, dnd, theatre, art (Irunwithskissors)
Half to your daughter
And half to the slaughter
What do I have to do…
I wash the dishes for her if she dries them, puts them up, and cleans the counters. Judging by the sheer amount of dishes we have that need to be completely deep cleaned before they can even leave the sink, she got the better end of the deal. Fortunately, I'm a fast dish washer, and hot water doesn't bother me.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Fun
i had a good conversation with someone I haven’t talked to in six years. It was weird. I hated them for a while.
Selwyn (sel)
They/he
Reading, dnd, theatre, art (Irunwithskissors)
Half to your daughter
And half to the slaughter
What do I have to do…
Right. I’m assuming your iPad comes with a notes app?
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
Convos like that are always strange. Do you still hate them now?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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