I am about to shove a recently orphaned dragon into my dehydrator oven
melts your oven
The oven is made of a space-age material known as "I prepared for this moment because I would be an idiot if I tried holding a dragon in a non-dragon-proof oven, wouldn't I?"
It's dragon-proof, if the name didn't clue you in.
When most people feel pity, I feel disdain and annoyance. Can’t feel guilt. Comes with the high anti social tendencies
Himy, you can't just pick people's arguments apart like their Legos, no matter how funny it is to watch.
Maybe they shouldn’t make it so easy
goes for fingers
Ends up biting your own fingers Ooh, shouldn’t have done that. Always a bad idea. Never ends well in my experience
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O sorrow, I have ended, you see, by respecting you, because I am certain you will never leave me.
Ah! I realize it: your beauty lies in the force of your being. You are like those who never left the sad fireside corner of my poor black heart.
O my sorrow, you are better than a well-beloved: because I know that on the day of my final agony, you will be there, lying in my sheets, O sorrow, so that you might once again attempt to enter my heart.
I have discovered my spirit animal. Carl from Llamas With Hats
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O sorrow, I have ended, you see, by respecting you, because I am certain you will never leave me.
Ah! I realize it: your beauty lies in the force of your being. You are like those who never left the sad fireside corner of my poor black heart.
O my sorrow, you are better than a well-beloved: because I know that on the day of my final agony, you will be there, lying in my sheets, O sorrow, so that you might once again attempt to enter my heart.
So spend your hours on What you think I've done wrong I know I'm in your mind I've been here way too long I want to spend my life With those who've done me right Your heart is frozen over I'm a four-leaf clover
Did a post for the now year old Smorg of board. Think it's pretty good, might make Anti spiral, or make the Frenzy go on a crusade, absorbing whatever it can. Not enough of my characters are dead.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
Did a post for the now year old Smorg of board. Think it's pretty good, might make Anti spiral, or make the Frenzy go on a crusade, absorbing whatever it can. Not enough of my characters are dead.
Did a post for the now year old Smorg of board. Think it's pretty good, might make Anti spiral, or make the Frenzy go on a crusade, absorbing whatever it can. Not enough of my characters are dead.
Sounds fun.
Sounds like chaos.
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goes for fingers
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
I mean, you're not wrong there, but... actually I can't think of anything, keep going ig.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*Still laying on the ground after sliding into the wall* Ouch, what hit me. Oh! Hi Himy, Jester, Baalz, and Flower.
The oven is made of a space-age material known as "I prepared for this moment because I would be an idiot if I tried holding a dragon in a non-dragon-proof oven, wouldn't I?"
It's dragon-proof, if the name didn't clue you in.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Hey Coronet, you know you can get back up right? I mean, the vibes are pretty great down there, but you can get up.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
Ends up biting your own fingers Ooh, shouldn’t have done that. Always a bad idea. Never ends well in my experience
O sorrow, I have ended, you see, by respecting you, because I am certain you will never leave me.
Ah! I realize it: your beauty lies in the force of your being. You are like those who never left the sad fireside corner of my poor black heart.
O my sorrow, you are better than a well-beloved: because I know that on the day of my final agony, you will be there, lying in my sheets, O sorrow, so that you might once again attempt to enter my heart.
-Excerpt, Prayer for loving sorrow
I can, but where's the fun in that?
Fair enough, guess I'll join ya *Comically slips* So how ya doin?
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
Hi! I bought an oven from Baba Yaga recently! It's... big. Really big.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
I have discovered my spirit animal. Carl from Llamas With Hats
O sorrow, I have ended, you see, by respecting you, because I am certain you will never leave me.
Ah! I realize it: your beauty lies in the force of your being. You are like those who never left the sad fireside corner of my poor black heart.
O my sorrow, you are better than a well-beloved: because I know that on the day of my final agony, you will be there, lying in my sheets, O sorrow, so that you might once again attempt to enter my heart.
-Excerpt, Prayer for loving sorrow
...what
So spend your hours on
What you think I've done wrong
I know I'm in your mind
I've been here way too long
I want to spend my life
With those who've done me right
Your heart is frozen over
I'm a four-leaf clover
Doing good, mostly just watching Youtube.
Cool, going to cook any children in it?
Did a post for the now year old Smorg of board. Think it's pretty good, might make Anti spiral, or make the Frenzy go on a crusade, absorbing whatever it can. Not enough of my characters are dead.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
I'm listening to some pretty good music, sounds like a vibe.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
Sounds fun.
I can only think of a couple.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Sounds like chaos.