And this, my darlings, is why I do not get involved in romantic relationships. (Despite the fact I’m somewhere in the gray area between Elle Woods and a cosmic horror)
Better to be cupid than the one getting shot with suspiciously heart shaped arrows I think.
I will set people up on a date with their crush but if they try and admit their feelings for me, I will shoot them in the head.
with a gun, not a heart arrow.
Completely reasonable reaction, dating sucks because your options are break up or be together for the rest of your life.
the suspicious gun shaped bow..
So yeah, for at least a few more years, I’m not touching romance with a thirty nine and a half foot long pole.
Cupid uses a sniper rifle. Upgrades, people. Upgrades.
A lion because I like lions and I would probably make friends with it instead.
this is a good answer
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And this, my darlings, is why I do not get involved in romantic relationships. (Despite the fact I’m somewhere in the gray area between Elle Woods and a cosmic horror)
Better to be cupid than the one getting shot with suspiciously heart shaped arrows I think.
I will set people up on a date with their crush but if they try and admit their feelings for me, I will shoot them in the head.
with a gun, not a heart arrow.
Completely reasonable reaction, dating sucks because your options are break up or be together for the rest of your life.
the suspicious gun shaped bow..
So yeah, for at least a few more years, I’m not touching romance with a thirty nine and a half foot long pole.
Cupid uses a sniper rifle. Upgrades, people. Upgrades.
Relationships are terrible at the start, pretty fun for a good while, and then terrible again at the end. It’s just about stretching out that sweet spot loll
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No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
Ain’t that kinda the point? And how pretty much everything works. You either do it forever or you stop doing it at one point
It kind of is, but people go into it without thinking about that, and since they don’t account for actually breaking up it just makes the actual breakup worse. As in, you don’t have to be constantly thinking about the end but you should go over expectations and whatnot and how both of you would handle it so you don’t end up with the crazy ex stories yaknow. Also it’s different when it involves two people versus just an interest. I might like playing ultrakill today and not two years from now, but I’m not breaking up with the game and intimacy with another person is a hard thing to just ignore and move past for a majority of people I think.
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Ooh, are we talking about relationships? Spill the tea, darlings
I broke up with my gf then had a guy tell me he liked me and apparently he had been embellishing tales about a different guy whose chill because he didn’t want me to like the other guy
That’s… paranoid and toxic… very interesting.
Yeah………….
I said “hows about we see where this goes” because I’m too polite to outright say “I don’t like you” and I’m not entirely sure I don’t because my brain don’t make sense, but I don’t want to date him anyway?
Sometimes you just gotta bite the bullet. If he seems creepy, it’s only gonna get worse if you lead him on. I’ve learned this the hard way lmao. It might seem impolite but give it a day or two and you’ll feel much better, in my experience at least. Really helped with my self respect when I just bit the bullet and broke up with my ex!
Idk he seemed perfectly fine with just being friends though. You’re probably right, however, all things considered. I told him I don’t want anything right now, though, and he was fine with that. So.
Well that’s good. If I were you i’d just still keep in mind that he has feelings for you, or had at least. Just in case, especially if he tries to get super close as a friend. Some guys just don’t have the quit in them lmao
Lmao. Thanks for the advice, Grad. *oh wait shoot did you say once you didn’t like that?*
Once upon a time I think, it’s all good tho as long as you don’t call me Brad
Oki. No plans on calling you Brad. Kinda hate the name, to be honest. Brad. *shivers*
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So yeah, for at least a few more years, I’m not touching romance with a thirty nine and a half foot long pole.
Cupid uses a sniper rifle. Upgrades, people. Upgrades.
Cupid antimatter rifle. Only the worthy survive to marriage.
And wise decision. Get that frontal lobe developed 💥 I made terrible decisions when I was younger and I started dating at like 12-13
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A lion because I like lions and I would probably make friends with it instead.
this is a good answer
:D
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Relationships are terrible at the start, pretty fun for a good while, and then terrible again at the end. It’s just about stretching out that sweet spot loll
i feel like it’s more finding someone you’re compatible with
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If I ever acquire a romantic partner, I firmly believe that they will not be a crazy one. Because I will crazier. I will outcrazy them, no matter the cost.
i’m the crazy girlfriend in this situation. And I am armed.
If I ever acquire a romantic partner, I firmly believe that they will not be a crazy one. Because I will crazier. I will outcrazy them, no matter the cost.
i’m the crazy girlfriend in this situation. And I am armed.
SO REAL. this is actual empowerment guys, be the crazy girlfriend you want to see in the world
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Relationships are terrible at the start, pretty fun for a good while, and then terrible again at the end. It’s just about stretching out that sweet spot loll
i feel like it’s more finding someone you’re compatible with
Yeahhh that’s true if you’re serious about it. As a high schooler, finding someone who you can date for longer than a few months is INCREDIBLY difficult, in my experiences at least. Not impossible tho 😛
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No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
Ain’t that kinda the point? And how pretty much everything works. You either do it forever or you stop doing it at one point
It kind of is, but people go into it without thinking about that, and since they don’t account for actually breaking up it just makes the actual breakup worse. As in, you don’t have to be constantly thinking about the end but you should go over expectations and whatnot and how both of you would handle it so you don’t end up with the crazy ex stories yaknow. Also it’s different when it involves two people versus just an interest. I might like playing ultrakill today and not two years from now, but I’m not breaking up with the game and intimacy with another person is a hard thing to just ignore and move past for a majority of people I think.
Maybe it’s because of my weird brain chemistry, but I really don’t see the difference/get it
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
If I ever acquire a romantic partner, I firmly believe that they will not be a crazy one. Because I will crazier. I will outcrazy them, no matter the cost.
i’m the crazy girlfriend in this situation. And I am armed.
SO REAL. this is actual empowerment guys, be the crazy girlfriend you want to see in the world
Relationships are terrible at the start, pretty fun for a good while, and then terrible again at the end. It’s just about stretching out that sweet spot loll
i feel like it’s more finding someone you’re compatible with
Yeahhh that’s true if you’re serious about it. As a high schooler, finding someone who you can date for longer than a few months is INCREDIBLY difficult, in my experiences at least. Not impossible tho 😛
I think that’s just from jumping into relationships too fast. I found the person I married when I was in high school. You can’t go actively looking for it tbh, it just has to hit you in the face randomly. People put way too much emphasis on romantic relationships.
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So yeah, for at least a few more years, I’m not touching romance with a thirty nine and a half foot long pole.
Cupid uses a sniper rifle. Upgrades, people. Upgrades.
Cupid antimatter rifle. Only the worthy survive to marriage.
And wise decision. Get that frontal lobe developed 💥 I made terrible decisions when I was younger and I started dating at like 12-13
Time for the culling. No relationship shall remain unscarred.
AHH I could never.
NOOOOOOOO
I had a hard time saying no to people a lot of the time, I‘ve gotten better at it :,)
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Ain’t that kinda the point? And how pretty much everything works. You either do it forever or you stop doing it at one point
It kind of is, but people go into it without thinking about that, and since they don’t account for actually breaking up it just makes the actual breakup worse. As in, you don’t have to be constantly thinking about the end but you should go over expectations and whatnot and how both of you would handle it so you don’t end up with the crazy ex stories yaknow. Also it’s different when it involves two people versus just an interest. I might like playing ultrakill today and not two years from now, but I’m not breaking up with the game and intimacy with another person is a hard thing to just ignore and move past for a majority of people I think.
Maybe it’s because of my weird brain chemistry, but I really don’t see the difference/get it
It’s kind of something you have to experience I think? It’s hard to explain idk I don’t know everything, that’s just a personal opinion
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Relationships are terrible at the start, pretty fun for a good while, and then terrible again at the end. It’s just about stretching out that sweet spot loll
i feel like it’s more finding someone you’re compatible with
Yeahhh that’s true if you’re serious about it. As a high schooler, finding someone who you can date for longer than a few months is INCREDIBLY difficult, in my experiences at least. Not impossible tho 😛
I think that’s just from jumping into relationships too fast. I found the person I married when I was in high school. You can’t go actively looking for it tbh, it just has to hit you in the face randomly. People put way too much emphasis on romantic relationships.
Some damn good advice. I spent the last like month chasing after one girl. Had to give myself a real talking to if i wanted to get over her and it was not easy man 😭 . Guess I just need to wait for it to happen with the right person
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
So yeah, for at least a few more years, I’m not touching romance with a thirty nine and a half foot long pole.
Cupid uses a sniper rifle. Upgrades, people. Upgrades.
Cupid antimatter rifle. Only the worthy survive to marriage.
And wise decision. Get that frontal lobe developed 💥 I made terrible decisions when I was younger and I started dating at like 12-13
Time for the culling. No relationship shall remain unscarred.
AHH I could never.
NOOOOOOOO
I had a hard time saying no to people a lot of the time, I‘ve gotten better at it :,)
Thanatos and Eros look alike for a good reason. Two sides of the same coin…
that is simply wonderful for you! I’m glad to hear you’re gettin’ better at it.
what I’ve done is that whenever someone asks me anything romance related in any capacity, I give the answer, ‘hah, no, the last to try and infatuate me was found three days later in a ditch.” And then they stop asking questions about the subject. (Exaggerated for comedic effect, but I am very clear with my views)
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So yeah, for at least a few more years, I’m not touching romance with a thirty nine and a half foot long pole.
Cupid uses a sniper rifle. Upgrades, people. Upgrades.
this is a good answer
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Relationships are terrible at the start, pretty fun for a good while, and then terrible again at the end. It’s just about stretching out that sweet spot loll
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
It kind of is, but people go into it without thinking about that, and since they don’t account for actually breaking up it just makes the actual breakup worse. As in, you don’t have to be constantly thinking about the end but you should go over expectations and whatnot and how both of you would handle it so you don’t end up with the crazy ex stories yaknow. Also it’s different when it involves two people versus just an interest. I might like playing ultrakill today and not two years from now, but I’m not breaking up with the game and intimacy with another person is a hard thing to just ignore and move past for a majority of people I think.
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Oki. No plans on calling you Brad. Kinda hate the name, to be honest. Brad. *shivers*
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Cupid antimatter rifle. Only the worthy survive to marriage.
And wise decision. Get that frontal lobe developed 💥 I made terrible decisions when I was younger and I started dating at like 12-13
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i feel like it’s more finding someone you’re compatible with
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If I ever acquire a romantic partner, I firmly believe that they will not be a crazy one. Because I will crazier. I will outcrazy them, no matter the cost.
i’m the crazy girlfriend in this situation. And I am armed.
SO REAL. this is actual empowerment guys, be the crazy girlfriend you want to see in the world
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making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Yeahhh that’s true if you’re serious about it. As a high schooler, finding someone who you can date for longer than a few months is INCREDIBLY difficult, in my experiences at least. Not impossible tho 😛
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
Time for the culling. No relationship shall remain unscarred.
AHH I could never.
Maybe it’s because of my weird brain chemistry, but I really don’t see the difference/get it
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
both my airpods just died and life is miserable again
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
It doesn’t matter how bad they are.
I will be worse.
I think that’s just from jumping into relationships too fast. I found the person I married when I was in high school. You can’t go actively looking for it tbh, it just has to hit you in the face randomly. People put way too much emphasis on romantic relationships.
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NOOOOOOOO
I had a hard time saying no to people a lot of the time, I‘ve gotten better at it :,)
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It’s kind of something you have to experience I think? It’s hard to explain idk I don’t know everything, that’s just a personal opinion
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Some damn good advice. I spent the last like month chasing after one girl. Had to give myself a real talking to if i wanted to get over her and it was not easy man 😭 . Guess I just need to wait for it to happen with the right person
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
Thanatos and Eros look alike for a good reason. Two sides of the same coin…
that is simply wonderful for you! I’m glad to hear you’re gettin’ better at it.
what I’ve done is that whenever someone asks me anything romance related in any capacity, I give the answer, ‘hah, no, the last to try and infatuate me was found three days later in a ditch.” And then they stop asking questions about the subject. (Exaggerated for comedic effect, but I am very clear with my views)