Looking in the mirror of my mind Turning the pages of my life Walking the path so many paced a million times Drown out the voices in the air Leaving the ones that never cared Picking the pieces up and building to the sky
I wrote a a monologue for one of my favorite characters, Barbeau.
“Brain teasers. Puzzles. Games. They run on the concept of a win state… and a lose state. Binary. We live in a world that’s binary, don’t we? A world where everything can be boiled down to true or false. Correct? Incorrect. Life is messy and difficult, and I’ve done everything in my power to avoid it. I’ve… this is kind of embarrassing, I’ve staked my life on egg timers. Springs and gears. Because I understood them. Because that little ‘ding’ told me… that I was in complete control of time itself. But I’m not. I’m not in control of anything. I don’t think I ever was. This restaurant, this… damn culture. I dedicated my life to it. To you. People. Yes, people. I hated people for the longest time. Feared them, really. But they were my diners, and I couldn’t make a machine to replace them, (despite numerous attempts,) so here we are. I’m afraid again. And now that you know that, you’ll eat me. Like sharks. I tried to be sincere with you all, and now, I expect the betrayal that comes with it. Because that is what has happened every time I open these doors, which, as you might remember if you looked at your ticket, is every three years. Enough time for one to stew in regret, to become refreshed enough that old pain does not dull the new. I had never been good enough to satisfy you… cultured individuals. Brain teasers. Puzzles. Games. A multi-media experience. A tour through an entire ecosystem, and you can eat the whole thing down to its very bones. I cook it, I plate it, I present it with a massive illusory ceiling and stories of my life and how they relate to the freshly harvested ingredients on every plate before you, I give you drinks from across the planes… and you don’t care. And I’m still afraid. And we do this again in a painful tango for decades, where I pour my heart out and you find it… lacking. So, after all these years, after all this suffering, and all these egg timers… I’m going to try being a person instead of a chef. Thank you for coming to the Whalefall. I hope you enjoy your meal and all my precious memories. I personally did not. I love you all, and wish you only the best.”
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
I have been okay for the most part. how about you?
Yesterday was indeed a day, doing slightly better today
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Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
I wrote a a monologue for one of my favorite characters, Barbeau.
“Brain teasers. Puzzles. Games. They run on the concept of a win state… and a lose state. Binary. We live in a world that’s binary, don’t we? A world where everything can be boiled down to true or false. Correct? Incorrect. Life is messy and difficult, and I’ve done everything in my power to avoid it. I’ve… this is kind of embarrassing, I’ve staked my life on egg timers. Springs and gears. Because I understood them. Because that little ‘ding’ told me… that I was in complete control of time itself. But I’m not. I’m not in control of anything. I don’t think I ever was. This restaurant, this… damn culture. I dedicated my life to it. To you. People. Yes, people. I hated people for the longest time. Feared them, really. But they were my diners, and I couldn’t make a machine to replace them, (despite numerous attempts,) so here we are. I’m afraid again. And now that you know that, you’ll eat me. Like sharks. I tried to be sincere with you all, and now, I expect the betrayal that comes with it. Because that is what has happened every time I open these doors, which, as you might remember if you looked at your ticket, is every three years. Enough time for one to stew in regret, to become refreshed enough that old pain does not dull the new. I had never been good enough to satisfy you… cultured individuals. Brain teasers. Puzzles. Games. A multi-media experience. A tour through an entire ecosystem, and you can eat the whole thing down to its very bones. I cook it, I plate it, I present it with a massive illusory ceiling and stories of my life and how they relate to the freshly harvested ingredients on every plate before you, I give you drinks from across the planes… and you don’t care. And I’m still afraid. And we do this again in a painful tango for decades, where I pour my heart out and you find it… lacking. So, after all these years, after all this suffering, and all these egg timers… I’m going to try being a person instead of a chef. Thank you for coming to the Whalefall. I hope you enjoy your meal and all my precious memories. I personally did not. I love you all, and wish you only the best.”
Damn baal, that’s gorgeous
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Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
I wrote a a monologue for one of my favorite characters, Barbeau.
“Brain teasers. Puzzles. Games. They run on the concept of a win state… and a lose state. Binary. We live in a world that’s binary, don’t we? A world where everything can be boiled down to true or false. Correct? Incorrect. Life is messy and difficult, and I’ve done everything in my power to avoid it. I’ve… this is kind of embarrassing, I’ve staked my life on egg timers. Springs and gears. Because I understood them. Because that little ‘ding’ told me… that I was in complete control of time itself. But I’m not. I’m not in control of anything. I don’t think I ever was. This restaurant, this… damn culture. I dedicated my life to it. To you. People. Yes, people. I hated people for the longest time. Feared them, really. But they were my diners, and I couldn’t make a machine to replace them, (despite numerous attempts,) so here we are. I’m afraid again. And now that you know that, you’ll eat me. Like sharks. I tried to be sincere with you all, and now, I expect the betrayal that comes with it. Because that is what has happened every time I open these doors, which, as you might remember if you looked at your ticket, is every three years. Enough time for one to stew in regret, to become refreshed enough that old pain does not dull the new. I had never been good enough to satisfy you… cultured individuals. Brain teasers. Puzzles. Games. A multi-media experience. A tour through an entire ecosystem, and you can eat the whole thing down to its very bones. I cook it, I plate it, I present it with a massive illusory ceiling and stories of my life and how they relate to the freshly harvested ingredients on every plate before you, I give you drinks from across the planes… and you don’t care. And I’m still afraid. And we do this again in a painful tango for decades, where I pour my heart out and you find it… lacking. So, after all these years, after all this suffering, and all these egg timers… I’m going to try being a person instead of a chef. Thank you for coming to the Whalefall. I hope you enjoy your meal and all my precious memories. I personally did not. I love you all, and wish you only the best.”
Damn baal, that’s gorgeous
Thank you! Anything in particular that you liked about it? If it's hard to pinpoint it, you don't have to stress yourself.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Thank you for joining me for tea today. How are you enjoying the place where nothing bad happens?
Oh, it’s lovely. Nothing bad ever happens.
Exactly. It’s perfect.
Right. But I must ask, what is that door over there?
Ah, that door. That’s the place where everything bad happens.
Doesn’t the screaming and banging make you uneasy?
Don’t worry. You get used to it after a while.
Should we get used to it?
We don’t like talking too much about the door here, it brings the mood down.
Shouldn’t we open the door and try to help them?
Why would you do that?
Because everything bad is happening there. If we open the door, we can let them in, or we can go over there and share some of our nothing bad.
If we were to open the door, we would let in their everything bad, and we can’t have that.
It feels wrong to have nothing bad when others have everything bad.
And that’s exactly why you shouldn’t think about the door too much. If you don’t think about the door, it’s as if nothing bad is happening at all, because that’s what’s happening. Nothing bad. This is the place we’re nothing bad happens.
If you were in the place where everything bad happens, wouldn’t you want someone to open the door for you?
But I’m not in the place where everything bad happens. Out of sight and out of mind is what I say. Now, I must insist you stop speaking about the door any further. You’re spoiling everyone’s afternoon tea, as you can see.
Fine, I’m done.
Well then.
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
Thank you for joining me for tea today. How are you enjoying the place where nothing bad happens?
Oh, it’s lovely. Nothing bad ever happens.
Exactly. It’s perfect.
Right. But I must ask, what is that door over there?
Ah, that door. That’s the place where everything bad happens.
Doesn’t the screaming and banging make you uneasy?
Don’t worry. You get used to it after a while.
Should we get used to it?
We don’t like talking too much about the door here, it brings the mood down.
Shouldn’t we open the door and try to help them?
Why would you do that?
Because everything bad is happening there. If we open the door, we can let them in, or we can go over there and share some of our nothing bad.
If we were to open the door, we would let in their everything bad, and we can’t have that.
It feels wrong to have nothing bad when others have everything bad.
And that’s exactly why you shouldn’t think about the door too much. If you don’t think about the door, it’s as if nothing bad is happening at all, because that’s what’s happening. Nothing bad. This is the place we’re nothing bad happens.
If you were in the place where everything bad happens, wouldn’t you want someone to open the door for you?
But I’m not in the place where everything bad happens. Out of sight and out of mind is what I say. Now, I must insist you stop speaking about the door any further. You’re spoiling everyone’s afternoon tea, as you can see.
Fine, I’m done.
Well then.
Isn't that a short on youtube?
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Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
I wrote a a monologue for one of my favorite characters, Barbeau.
“Brain teasers. Puzzles. Games. They run on the concept of a win state… and a lose state. Binary. We live in a world that’s binary, don’t we? A world where everything can be boiled down to true or false. Correct? Incorrect. Life is messy and difficult, and I’ve done everything in my power to avoid it. I’ve… this is kind of embarrassing, I’ve staked my life on egg timers. Springs and gears. Because I understood them. Because that little ‘ding’ told me… that I was in complete control of time itself. But I’m not. I’m not in control of anything. I don’t think I ever was. This restaurant, this… damn culture. I dedicated my life to it. To you. People. Yes, people. I hated people for the longest time. Feared them, really. But they were my diners, and I couldn’t make a machine to replace them, (despite numerous attempts,) so here we are. I’m afraid again. And now that you know that, you’ll eat me. Like sharks. I tried to be sincere with you all, and now, I expect the betrayal that comes with it. Because that is what has happened every time I open these doors, which, as you might remember if you looked at your ticket, is every three years. Enough time for one to stew in regret, to become refreshed enough that old pain does not dull the new. I had never been good enough to satisfy you… cultured individuals. Brain teasers. Puzzles. Games. A multi-media experience. A tour through an entire ecosystem, and you can eat the whole thing down to its very bones. I cook it, I plate it, I present it with a massive illusory ceiling and stories of my life and how they relate to the freshly harvested ingredients on every plate before you, I give you drinks from across the planes… and you don’t care. And I’m still afraid. And we do this again in a painful tango for decades, where I pour my heart out and you find it… lacking. So, after all these years, after all this suffering, and all these egg timers… I’m going to try being a person instead of a chef. Thank you for coming to the Whalefall. I hope you enjoy your meal and all my precious memories. I personally did not. I love you all, and wish you only the best.”
Damn baal, that’s gorgeous
Thank you! Anything in particular that you liked about it? If it's hard to pinpoint it, you don't have to stress yourself.
The repetition of some parts, the writing style, really there’s a lot of things, I could give you a full analysis if you want
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Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
I wrote a a monologue for one of my favorite characters, Barbeau.
“Brain teasers. Puzzles. Games. They run on the concept of a win state… and a lose state. Binary. We live in a world that’s binary, don’t we? A world where everything can be boiled down to true or false. Correct? Incorrect. Life is messy and difficult, and I’ve done everything in my power to avoid it. I’ve… this is kind of embarrassing, I’ve staked my life on egg timers. Springs and gears. Because I understood them. Because that little ‘ding’ told me… that I was in complete control of time itself. But I’m not. I’m not in control of anything. I don’t think I ever was. This restaurant, this… damn culture. I dedicated my life to it. To you. People. Yes, people. I hated people for the longest time. Feared them, really. But they were my diners, and I couldn’t make a machine to replace them, (despite numerous attempts,) so here we are. I’m afraid again. And now that you know that, you’ll eat me. Like sharks. I tried to be sincere with you all, and now, I expect the betrayal that comes with it. Because that is what has happened every time I open these doors, which, as you might remember if you looked at your ticket, is every three years. Enough time for one to stew in regret, to become refreshed enough that old pain does not dull the new. I had never been good enough to satisfy you… cultured individuals. Brain teasers. Puzzles. Games. A multi-media experience. A tour through an entire ecosystem, and you can eat the whole thing down to its very bones. I cook it, I plate it, I present it with a massive illusory ceiling and stories of my life and how they relate to the freshly harvested ingredients on every plate before you, I give you drinks from across the planes… and you don’t care. And I’m still afraid. And we do this again in a painful tango for decades, where I pour my heart out and you find it… lacking. So, after all these years, after all this suffering, and all these egg timers… I’m going to try being a person instead of a chef. Thank you for coming to the Whalefall. I hope you enjoy your meal and all my precious memories. I personally did not. I love you all, and wish you only the best.”
Damn baal, that’s gorgeous
Thank you! Anything in particular that you liked about it? If it's hard to pinpoint it, you don't have to stress yourself.
The repetition of some parts, the writing style, really there’s a lot of things, I could give you a full analysis if you want
That would be much appreciated
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Ik but in the plot his pet rabbit was killed by the demons and that is where most of his hatred came from. What if Doom Guy was dead in the plot and his rabbit was down in hell?
Ik but in the plot his pet rabbit was killed by the demons and that is where most of his hatred came from. What if Doom Guy was dead in the plot and his rabbit was down in hell?
Everyone dies
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Natural hair colors are boring. I should dye my hair.
also, another unrelated thought, people having crushes on you is the most unpleasant experience. Or, almost worse, people saying someone has a crush on you when they don’t.
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
Natural hair colors are boring. I should dye my hair.
also, another unrelated thought, people having crushes on you is the most unpleasant experience. Or, almost worse, people saying someone has a crush on you when they don’t.
True. What color do you have in mind?
Also true. Rumors are not fun.
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Natural hair colors are boring. I should dye my hair.
also, another unrelated thought, people having crushes on you is the most unpleasant experience. Or, almost worse, people saying someone has a crush on you when they don’t.
If I were to magically transform into a boy irl (I’m trans) I would totally dye my hair
Nah being rejected is even more terrible
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Natural hair colors are boring. I should dye my hair.
also, another unrelated thought, people having crushes on you is the most unpleasant experience. Or, almost worse, people saying someone has a crush on you when they don’t.
True. What color do you have in mind?
Also true. Rumors are not fun.
Pink. realistically probably not, but it is my second favorite color.
Not fun at all. That specific type of rumor is something people try and spread about me and my friends constantly.
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
Natural hair colors are boring. I should dye my hair.
also, another unrelated thought, people having crushes on you is the most unpleasant experience. Or, almost worse, people saying someone has a crush on you when they don’t.
True. What color do you have in mind?
Also true. Rumors are not fun.
Pink. realistically probably not, but it is my second favorite color.
Not fun at all. That specific type of rumor is something people try and spread about me and my friends constantly.
Wait a second. I always assumed that pink was your favorite color. You give off very strong pink vibes
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Natural hair colors are boring. I should dye my hair.
also, another unrelated thought, people having crushes on you is the most unpleasant experience. Or, almost worse, people saying someone has a crush on you when they don’t.
True. What color do you have in mind?
Also true. Rumors are not fun.
Pink. realistically probably not, but it is my second favorite color.
Not fun at all. That specific type of rumor is something people try and spread about me and my friends constantly.
Wait a second. I always assumed that pink was your favorite color. You give off very strong pink vibes
Thank you my darling, I do aspire to give off very strong pink vibes. But my favorite color is purple, followed by pink.
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
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hi fry
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
Looking in the mirror of my mind
Turning the pages of my life
Walking the path so many paced a million times
Drown out the voices in the air
Leaving the ones that never cared
Picking the pieces up and building to the sky
I wrote a a monologue for one of my favorite characters, Barbeau.
“Brain teasers. Puzzles. Games. They run on the concept of a win state… and a lose state. Binary. We live in a world that’s binary, don’t we? A world where everything can be boiled down to true or false. Correct? Incorrect. Life is messy and difficult, and I’ve done everything in my power to avoid it. I’ve… this is kind of embarrassing, I’ve staked my life on egg timers. Springs and gears. Because I understood them. Because that little ‘ding’ told me… that I was in complete control of time itself. But I’m not. I’m not in control of anything. I don’t think I ever was. This restaurant, this… damn culture. I dedicated my life to it. To you. People. Yes, people. I hated people for the longest time. Feared them, really. But they were my diners, and I couldn’t make a machine to replace them, (despite numerous attempts,) so here we are.
I’m afraid again. And now that you know that, you’ll eat me. Like sharks. I tried to be sincere with you all, and now, I expect the betrayal that comes with it. Because that is what has happened every time I open these doors, which, as you might remember if you looked at your ticket, is every three years. Enough time for one to stew in regret, to become refreshed enough that old pain does not dull the new. I had never been good enough to satisfy you… cultured individuals.
Brain teasers. Puzzles. Games. A multi-media experience. A tour through an entire ecosystem, and you can eat the whole thing down to its very bones. I cook it, I plate it, I present it with a massive illusory ceiling and stories of my life and how they relate to the freshly harvested ingredients on every plate before you, I give you drinks from across the planes… and you don’t care. And I’m still afraid. And we do this again in a painful tango for decades, where I pour my heart out and you find it… lacking. So, after all these years, after all this suffering, and all these egg timers… I’m going to try being a person instead of a chef.
Thank you for coming to the Whalefall. I hope you enjoy your meal and all my precious memories. I personally did not. I love you all, and wish you only the best.”
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Nice!
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!
Yesterday was indeed a day, doing slightly better today
Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
Is art
@Irunwithskissors
Damn baal, that’s gorgeous
Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
Is art
@Irunwithskissors
Thank you! Anything in particular that you liked about it? If it's hard to pinpoint it, you don't have to stress yourself.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Thank you for joining me for tea today. How are you enjoying the place where nothing bad happens?
Oh, it’s lovely. Nothing bad ever happens.
Exactly. It’s perfect.
Right. But I must ask, what is that door over there?
Ah, that door. That’s the place where everything bad happens.
Doesn’t the screaming and banging make you uneasy?
Don’t worry. You get used to it after a while.
Should we get used to it?
We don’t like talking too much about the door here, it brings the mood down.
Shouldn’t we open the door and try to help them?
Why would you do that?
Because everything bad is happening there. If we open the door, we can let them in, or we can go over there and share some of our nothing bad.
If we were to open the door, we would let in their everything bad, and we can’t have that.
It feels wrong to have nothing bad when others have everything bad.
And that’s exactly why you shouldn’t think about the door too much. If you don’t think about the door, it’s as if nothing bad is happening at all, because that’s what’s happening. Nothing bad. This is the place we’re nothing bad happens.
If you were in the place where everything bad happens, wouldn’t you want someone to open the door for you?
But I’m not in the place where everything bad happens. Out of sight and out of mind is what I say. Now, I must insist you stop speaking about the door any further. You’re spoiling everyone’s afternoon tea, as you can see.
Fine, I’m done.
Well then.
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
Isn't that a short on youtube?
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
The repetition of some parts, the writing style, really there’s a lot of things, I could give you a full analysis if you want
Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
Is art
@Irunwithskissors
That would be much appreciated
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
What if Doom Guy died instead of Daisy?
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Doom guy doesn’t die. Not for long at least
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Ik but in the plot his pet rabbit was killed by the demons and that is where most of his hatred came from. What if Doom Guy was dead in the plot and his rabbit was down in hell?
Sig but long ^w^
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Everyone dies
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"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Natural hair colors are boring. I should dye my hair.
also, another unrelated thought, people having crushes on you is the most unpleasant experience. Or, almost worse, people saying someone has a crush on you when they don’t.
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“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
True. What color do you have in mind?
Also true. Rumors are not fun.
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
If I were to magically transform into a boy irl (I’m trans) I would totally dye my hair
Nah being rejected is even more terrible
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Pink. realistically probably not, but it is my second favorite color.
Not fun at all. That specific type of rumor is something people try and spread about me and my friends constantly.
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
Wait a second. I always assumed that pink was your favorite color. You give off very strong pink vibes
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Thank you my darling, I do aspire to give off very strong pink vibes. But my favorite color is purple, followed by pink.
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”