Onions Are Like Worms

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You can tell how sane I am by my most recent drawing :D

 Oh no, am I getting doxxed? Better not click on that guys 

 I can’t tell if you’re joking or not but I’m mildly offended. I’m not trying to doxx anyone, i just wanted to share my art with y’all

 I was joking. 

 Ok.

HI

Hi 

I still exist.

This is the most chaotic place I know of in the entirety of DnD Beyond. I love it.

I believe I can flyyyy 

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I believe I can flyyyy 

- Dinaskfcned, last words before death. Died, Sept. 21st, 2025 

(Edit: I realized how weird this sounds after posting it. I basically just imagine somebody trying to fly and immediately falling to their death. Not wishing you any harm)

 I believe I can dieee lol

(It all good bro)

“The end!… Goodness gracious, where are my manners? I got quite carried away with that little story, I forgot to finish dissecting you! No no no, don’t cry, dear, it’s a good thing that it hurts.”

-Granny Ghoulgut, the Cronewyrm.

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This is the most chaotic place I know of in the entirety of DnD Beyond. I love it.

 

 You think onions is the most chaotic place in all of ddb?

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This is the most chaotic place I know of in the entirety of DnD Beyond. I love it.

 

 You think onions is the most chaotic place in all of ddb?

 It probably is, short of a couple campaigns on pbp 

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This is the most chaotic place I know of in the entirety of DnD Beyond. I love it.

 

 You think onions is the most chaotic place in all of ddb?

 It probably is, short of a couple campaigns on pbp 

 I suppose we’ve got a lot of chaos

I am a person of science: Therefore, i have tested a few things common to media in real life to see if they're accurate. This is a breif compiling of my findings over the years
Can you cut your hair with a knife or other blade?
Answer: Usually no. I used a simple folding utility knife. In most applications you see this in, the blade is not recently sharpened, so i decided to leave it as it was. It did not work until i tried using the serrations, in which it only worked marginally. It took 3 passes of a sharpener to get the edge sharp enough to cut through a very small lock of hair, so i don't think it's possible under most circumstances.
Do watermelons actually break like that, and if so, are they still tasty?
Yes, and yes. Threw it in the air from the roof and it did indeed splatter. I then ate it
(this one is just for kicks) What happens if you eat baking soda? Do you become a baking soda volcano when the base reacts with your stomach acid?
Sort of: I ingested a teaspoon of baking soda and experienced almost an hour of acid reflux and burps akin to soda burps (unsuprising cause they're both co2) Don't do this

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I am a person of science: Therefore, i have tested a few things common to media in real life to see if they're accurate. This is a breif compiling of my findings over the years
Can you cut your hair with a knife or other blade?
Answer: Usually no. I used a simple folding utility knife. In most applications you see this in, the blade is not recently sharpened, so i decided to leave it as it was. It did not work until i tried using the serrations, in which it only worked marginally. It took 3 passes of a sharpener to get the edge sharp enough to cut through a very small lock of hair, so i don't think it's possible under most circumstances.
Do watermelons actually break like that, and if so, are they still tasty?
Yes, and yes. Threw it in the air from the roof and it did indeed splatter. I then ate it
(this one is just for kicks) What happens if you eat baking soda? Do you become a baking soda volcano when the base reacts with your stomach acid?
Sort of: I ingested a teaspoon of baking soda and experienced almost an hour of acid reflux and burps akin to soda burps (unsuprising cause they're both co2) Don't do this

 Fry, that is fantastic

you’re an icon

I think if the general public tried to cut their hair with a knife they would end up stabbing themselves honestly

Good morning 

Hewwo 

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I am a person of science: Therefore, i have tested a few things common to media in real life to see if they're accurate. This is a breif compiling of my findings over the years
Can you cut your hair with a knife or other blade?
Answer: Usually no. I used a simple folding utility knife. In most applications you see this in, the blade is not recently sharpened, so i decided to leave it as it was. It did not work until i tried using the serrations, in which it only worked marginally. It took 3 passes of a sharpener to get the edge sharp enough to cut through a very small lock of hair, so i don't think it's possible under most circumstances.
Do watermelons actually break like that, and if so, are they still tasty?
Yes, and yes. Threw it in the air from the roof and it did indeed splatter. I then ate it
(this one is just for kicks) What happens if you eat baking soda? Do you become a baking soda volcano when the base reacts with your stomach acid?
Sort of: I ingested a teaspoon of baking soda and experienced almost an hour of acid reflux and burps akin to soda burps (unsuprising cause they're both co2) Don't do this

 Fry, that is fantastic

you’re an icon

 Agreed on both accounts.

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I think if the general public tried to cut their hair with a knife they would end up stabbing themselves honestly

 ahaha, but this is where i come in.
I am not the general public
i'm a whittler

Yeah, Fry’s built different like that

I love how this thread has turned into loving on Fry, during the 16 hours I've been gone

Aaaaand my Spanish teacher is having us converse with AI CHATBOTS as an ASSIGNMENT for a GRADE