They silently drag their saintsbone cello through raging battlefields, feeling every gunshot fired from either side through their oracular curse. The mud and gore splatters across their osseous instrument. Then, they sit before their audience, corpses real and imagined, the ones that have been, and the ones that will be. They hang over their warped tool, listening, waiting, interpreting the words of the gods through the erratic, senseless violence.
Then, as if on cue, they begin to play. Fingers and bow dance. Their laughter echoes through the sky as it splits open like heaven's gates. Soldiers fall. Soldiers rise. The magic does not care about nationality, or loyalty, or rank. A song of beauty, of awe, of power, of disdain. For hours, hours, late into the night they play their horrible lullaby.
But just as suddenly as they started, they stop. The gunshots died down ages ago. The few soldiers remaining are huddled together, asleep. The Cellist stands. They silently drag their saintsbone cello through the silenced battlefield, imaginary wounds, inside and out, cleansed but unhealed. The mud and gore splatters across their osseous instrument.
A Bard who is a cursed, living antenna to the divine, burdened with incomprehensible songs and visions. They must paint, sing, and suffer in order to bear the words of their god.
I was thinking about remaking anytown USA or finally fleshing out Universal Rest Spot... idk
Universal Rest Spot?
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer. Ask me about my writing!
They silently drag their saintsbone cello through raging battlefields, feeling every gunshot fired from either side through their oracular curse. The mud and gore splatters across their osseous instrument. Then, they sit before their audience, corpses real and imagined, the ones that have been, and the ones that will be. They hang over their warped tool, listening, waiting, interpreting the words of the gods through the erratic, senseless violence.
Then, as if on cue, they begin to play. Fingers and bow dance. Their laughter echoes through the sky as it splits open like heaven's gates. Soldiers fall. Soldiers rise. The magic does not care about nationality, or loyalty, or rank. A song of beauty, of awe, of power, of disdain. For hours, hours, late into the night they play their horrible lullaby.
But just as suddenly as they started, they stop. The gunshots died down ages ago. The few soldiers remaining are huddled together, asleep. The Cellist stands. They silently drag their saintsbone cello through the silenced battlefield, imaginary wounds, inside and out, cleansed but unhealed. The mud and gore splatters across their osseous instrument.
A Bard who is a cursed, living antenna to the divine, burdened with incomprehensible songs and visions. They must paint, sing, and suffer in order to bear the words of their god.
OOOOOOH
So, you enjoy?
Yes!
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
Hello! You may call me Gato (cat in Spanish) I am a STAY
I can't take it anymore. What should I do? (What should I do? What should I do?) Please close your eyes and pretend not to know today. So cover me now
PM me the word tomato, NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer. Ask me about my writing!
Could I stay for longer, or can only stay for three days?
You yes you 🫵
Can only stay 3 days
.... Boooo
Fine I'm still going to the Boiling Isles I don't care
Can I join you?
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer. Ask me about my writing!
Hello! You may call me Gato (cat in Spanish) I am a STAY
I can't take it anymore. What should I do? (What should I do? What should I do?) Please close your eyes and pretend not to know today. So cover me now
PM me the word tomato, NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello! You may call me Gato (cat in Spanish) I am a STAY
I can't take it anymore. What should I do? (What should I do? What should I do?) Please close your eyes and pretend not to know today. So cover me now
PM me the word tomato, NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer. Ask me about my writing!
If you scroll up a bit, you can see my pitch for a bard character
Sort of funny that you made a new page, after telling me to look at that page
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Hello! You may call me Gato (cat in Spanish) I am a STAY
I can't take it anymore. What should I do? (What should I do? What should I do?) Please close your eyes and pretend not to know today. So cover me now
PM me the word tomato, NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
If you scroll up a bit, you can see my pitch for a bard character
Sort of funny that you made a new page, after telling me to look at that page
I'm going to drill a hole in your skull so that the demons can get in.
You think that I don't have any already?
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Hello! You may call me Gato (cat in Spanish) I am a STAY
I can't take it anymore. What should I do? (What should I do? What should I do?) Please close your eyes and pretend not to know today. So cover me now
PM me the word tomato, NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
So, you enjoy?
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Forever burdenless and terminally live!
Universal Rest Spot?
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer. Ask me about my writing!
Extended Signature!
Yes!
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
You yes you 🫵
Can only stay 3 days
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
.... Boooo
Fine I'm still going to the Boiling Isles I don't care
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
Hello!
What is the most recent thing you wrote?
Hello! You may call me Gato (cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
I can't take it anymore. What should I do? (What should I do? What should I do?) Please close your eyes and pretend not to know today. So cover me now
PM me the word tomato, NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
this
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
Um me short story :3
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer. Ask me about my writing!
Extended Signature!
Can I join you?
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer. Ask me about my writing!
Extended Signature!
Sher!
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
I just knew somebody would say that, :0
Hello! You may call me Gato (cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
I can't take it anymore. What should I do? (What should I do? What should I do?) Please close your eyes and pretend not to know today. So cover me now
PM me the word tomato, NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
How is that going?
Hello! You may call me Gato (cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
I can't take it anymore. What should I do? (What should I do? What should I do?) Please close your eyes and pretend not to know today. So cover me now
PM me the word tomato, NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
If you scroll up a bit, you can see my pitch for a bard character
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Forever burdenless and terminally live!
(GP) Yeah bro
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
Great!
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer. Ask me about my writing!
Extended Signature!
yes
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
Sort of funny that you made a new page, after telling me to look at that page
Hello! You may call me Gato (cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
I can't take it anymore. What should I do? (What should I do? What should I do?) Please close your eyes and pretend not to know today. So cover me now
PM me the word tomato, NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I'm going to drill a hole in your skull so that the demons can get in.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Forever burdenless and terminally live!
You think that I don't have any already?
Hello! You may call me Gato (cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
I can't take it anymore. What should I do? (What should I do? What should I do?) Please close your eyes and pretend not to know today. So cover me now
PM me the word tomato, NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Thread idea I had a long time ago
Indubitably the real account of the Salem you're thinking of, Mr. Mason Spark, the Prodigal Fox
Still a furry, still a weirdo. Love y'all
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk