Also yeah he seems kinda like a jerk, but that thread is also…not my favorite
The thread is messed up. I don’t like to post there (the people on it aren’t messed up, but when they’re on it, they get toxic.)
It’s caused way too many problems.
I’ve only heard of one or two, were there any others?
There have been a lot of times when people got too personal. Idk why anybody thought it would be a good idea to make a thread to insult people.
I've tried stayin' off there, but I'm the guy who can't take an insult from somebody I don't know and just forget about.
Me still having issues with ozark…
Ozark was MEAN, bro. But only in that thread, from what I've seen.
I still don’t understand what I freaking didddddd
He roasted you pretty bad in that thread before right?
(I honestly forgot whether you participated in that thread or not.)
its a long story and there's more to it
Wasn’t on roast the person was on here
Ah. What'd he do?
(You don't have to tell me if you don't want to.)
Himy and i were joking around and he came on and made mean jokes that were not nice and then everyone got mad at him and then he got mad at everyone
Sounds about right for him. Hope he got banned, because that's just not OK.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Also yeah he seems kinda like a jerk, but that thread is also…not my favorite
The thread is messed up. I don’t like to post there (the people on it aren’t messed up, but when they’re on it, they get toxic.)
It’s caused way too many problems.
I’ve only heard of one or two, were there any others?
There have been a lot of times when people got too personal. Idk why anybody thought it would be a good idea to make a thread to insult people.
I've tried stayin' off there, but I'm the guy who can't take an insult from somebody I don't know and just forget about.
Me still having issues with ozark…
Ozark SUCKED. He was all, you should care about what your parents think, and no, you should think about abuse.
HE CHANGED HIS POSTS AFTER I GOT MAD AT HIM FOR BEING AN A$$
Are you mad at me, or mad at him?
Not you
you didnt do anything
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Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
Also yeah he seems kinda like a jerk, but that thread is also…not my favorite
The thread is messed up. I don’t like to post there (the people on it aren’t messed up, but when they’re on it, they get toxic.)
It’s caused way too many problems.
I’ve only heard of one or two, were there any others?
There have been a lot of times when people got too personal. Idk why anybody thought it would be a good idea to make a thread to insult people.
I've tried stayin' off there, but I'm the guy who can't take an insult from somebody I don't know and just forget about.
Me still having issues with ozark…
Ozark SUCKED. He was all, you should care about what your parents think, and no, you should think about abuse.
HE CHANGED HIS POSTS AFTER I GOT MAD AT HIM FOR BEING AN A$$
Are you mad at me, or mad at him?
Not you
you didnt do anything
Yeah I really didn’t like Ozark. What did he say to you and Himy?
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Also yeah he seems kinda like a jerk, but that thread is also…not my favorite
The thread is messed up. I don’t like to post there (the people on it aren’t messed up, but when they’re on it, they get toxic.)
It’s caused way too many problems.
I’ve only heard of one or two, were there any others?
There have been a lot of times when people got too personal. Idk why anybody thought it would be a good idea to make a thread to insult people.
I've tried stayin' off there, but I'm the guy who can't take an insult from somebody I don't know and just forget about.
Me still having issues with ozark…
Ozark SUCKED. He was all, you should care about what your parents think, and no, you should think about abuse.
HE CHANGED HIS POSTS AFTER I GOT MAD AT HIM FOR BEING AN A$$
Are you mad at me, or mad at him?
Not you
you didnt do anything
Yeah I really didn’t like Ozark. What did he say to you and Himy?
Not himy
just me
but i made a comment about idiots and himy said he was an idiot and i said same
then ozark came on and was like I CAN TELL
and everyone was like wtf dude because he had previously gotten mad at me and said i needed to calm tf down
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Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
Speakin' of Roast the Person Above You, I'm surprised the mods haven't tried doing anythin' about it if it's causing so many problems.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
so pretty much we were talking about parental issue and how some of them don't get us on how we're homosexual or trans or nonbinary and more and Ozark said "you should still listen to your parents. they only want the best for you" which is mostly true but in some situations your parents do something you don't like, or they don't except you for who you are and such sel pointed this out and told him to be quiet if he had nothing kind or supportive to say and he told her to calm the f down and some other not so nice things. the a few days later we were joking around about smarts and stuff and ozark said "i can tell your not smart" and some more not so nice things. bada bing bada boom now we're here
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Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
Also yeah he seems kinda like a jerk, but that thread is also…not my favorite
The thread is messed up. I don’t like to post there (the people on it aren’t messed up, but when they’re on it, they get toxic.)
It’s caused way too many problems.
I’ve only heard of one or two, were there any others?
There have been a lot of times when people got too personal. Idk why anybody thought it would be a good idea to make a thread to insult people.
I've tried stayin' off there, but I'm the guy who can't take an insult from somebody I don't know and just forget about.
Me still having issues with ozark…
Ozark SUCKED. He was all, you should care about what your parents think, and no, you should think about abuse.
HE CHANGED HIS POSTS AFTER I GOT MAD AT HIM FOR BEING AN A$$
Are you mad at me, or mad at him?
Not you
you didnt do anything
Yeah I really didn’t like Ozark. What did he say to you and Himy?
Not himy
just me
but i made a comment about idiots and himy said he was an idiot and i said same
then ozark came on and was like I CAN TELL
and everyone was like wtf dude because he had previously gotten mad at me and said i needed to calm tf down
I really dislike Ozark. What happened to him?
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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
so pretty much we were talking about parental issue and how some of them don't get us on how we're homosexual or trans or nonbinary and more and Ozark said "you should still listen to your parents. they only want the best for you" which is mostly true but in some situations your parents do something you don't like, or they don't except you for who you are and such sel pointed this out and told him to be quiet if he had nothing kind or supportive to say and he told her to calm the f down and some other not so nice things. the a few days later we were joking around about smarts and stuff and ozark said "i can tell your not smart" and some more not so nice things. bada bing bada boom now we're here
Yeahhhh it was not great
also gn y’all
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Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
Speakin' of Roast the Person Above You, I'm surprised the mods haven't tried doing anythin' about it if it's causing so many problems.
Me 2
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
so pretty much we were talking about parental issue and how some of them don't get us on how we're homosexual or trans or nonbinary and more and Ozark said "you should still listen to your parents. they only want the best for you" which is mostly true but in some situations your parents do something you don't like, or they don't except you for who you are and such sel pointed this out and told him to be quiet if he had nothing kind or supportive to say and he told her to calm the f down and some other not so nice things. the a few days later we were joking around about smarts and stuff and ozark said "i can tell your not smart" and some more not so nice things. bada bing bada boom now we're here
Yeahhhh it was not great
also gn y’all
Oh yeah, I DID see that. Night Selia
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
so pretty much we were talking about parental issue and how some of them don't get us on how we're homosexual or trans or nonbinary and more and Ozark said "you should still listen to your parents. they only want the best for you" which is mostly true but in some situations your parents do something you don't like, or they don't except you for who you are and such sel pointed this out and told him to be quiet if he had nothing kind or supportive to say and he told her to calm the f down and some other not so nice things. the a few days later we were joking around about smarts and stuff and ozark said "i can tell your not smart" and some more not so nice things. bada bing bada boom now we're here
Yeahhhh it was not great
also gn y’all
Oh yeah, I DID see that. Night Selia
Bye Selia
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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Also yeah he seems kinda like a jerk, but that thread is also…not my favorite
The thread is messed up. I don’t like to post there (the people on it aren’t messed up, but when they’re on it, they get toxic.)
It’s caused way too many problems.
I’ve only heard of one or two, were there any others?
There have been a lot of times when people got too personal. Idk why anybody thought it would be a good idea to make a thread to insult people.
I've tried stayin' off there, but I'm the guy who can't take an insult from somebody I don't know and just forget about.
Me still having issues with ozark…
Ozark SUCKED. He was all, you should care about what your parents think, and no, you should think about abuse.
HE CHANGED HIS POSTS AFTER I GOT MAD AT HIM FOR BEING AN A$$
Are you mad at me, or mad at him?
Not you
you didnt do anything
Yeah I really didn’t like Ozark. What did he say to you and Himy?
Not himy
just me
but i made a comment about idiots and himy said he was an idiot and i said same
then ozark came on and was like I CAN TELL
and everyone was like wtf dude because he had previously gotten mad at me and said i needed to calm tf down
I really dislike Ozark. What happened to him?
changed his account name or maybe an alt idk he's still around just not as much
Ohhhh right. I think his alt is Ancient_Librarian.
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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Lmao Selia said “Screw sleep. I don’t feel like it.”
Honestly that’s me every night. I’ve been non stop messaging with my crew in The Tempest and we’ve all gotten no sleep after the show.
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
so pretty much we were talking about parental issue and how some of them don't get us on how we're homosexual or trans or nonbinary and more and Ozark said "you should still listen to your parents. they only want the best for you" which is mostly true but in some situations your parents do something you don't like, or they don't except you for who you are and such sel pointed this out and told him to be quiet if he had nothing kind or supportive to say and he told her to calm the f down and some other not so nice things. the a few days later we were joking around about smarts and stuff and ozark said "i can tell your not smart" and some more not so nice things. bada bing bada boom now we're here
Yeahhhh it was not great
also gn y’all
Oh yeah, I DID see that. Night Selia
Night Selia. Hope that son of a b**** got what was comin' to him and at least got some warning points.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Lmao Selia said “Screw sleep. I don’t feel like it.”
Honestly that’s me every night. I’ve been non stop messaging with my crew in The Tempest and we’ve all gotten no sleep after the show.
Why do I feel like makin' a meme out of the 'Screw sleep' thing now?
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Sounds about right for him. Hope he got banned, because that's just not OK.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Not you
you didnt do anything
Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
Is art
@Irunwithskissors
Yeah I really didn’t like Ozark. What did he say to you and Himy?
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Extended Signature!
Not himy
just me
but i made a comment about idiots and himy said he was an idiot and i said same
then ozark came on and was like I CAN TELL
and everyone was like wtf dude because he had previously gotten mad at me and said i needed to calm tf down
Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
Is art
@Irunwithskissors
CHICHARRON PORK BELLY BURNT ENDS CHARCUTERIE BOARD
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
Speakin' of Roast the Person Above You, I'm surprised the mods haven't tried doing anythin' about it if it's causing so many problems.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
if you don't want to know don't look
so pretty much we were talking about parental issue and how some of them don't get us on how we're homosexual or trans or nonbinary and more and Ozark said "you should still listen to your parents. they only want the best for you" which is mostly true but in some situations your parents do something you don't like, or they don't except you for who you are and such sel pointed this out and told him to be quiet if he had nothing kind or supportive to say and he told her to calm the f down and some other not so nice things. the a few days later we were joking around about smarts and stuff and ozark said "i can tell your not smart" and some more not so nice things. bada bing bada boom now we're here
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
Your honor, shut up, you wasn't even there
It’s only a war crime if you lose
I really dislike Ozark. What happened to him?
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Yeahhhh it was not great
also gn y’all
Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
Is art
@Irunwithskissors
Me 2
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Extended Signature!
Bye Selia
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
Oh yeah, I DID see that.
Night Selia
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Extended Signature!
changed his account name or maybe an alt idk he's still around just not as much
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
Your honor, shut up, you wasn't even there
It’s only a war crime if you lose
Bye Selia
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Ohhhh right. I think his alt is Ancient_Librarian.
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Lmao Selia said “Screw sleep. I don’t feel like it.”
Honestly that’s me every night. I’ve been non stop messaging with my crew in The Tempest and we’ve all gotten no sleep after the show.
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
Night Selia. Hope that son of a b**** got what was comin' to him and at least got some warning points.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
OK?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Why do I feel like makin' a meme out of the 'Screw sleep' thing now?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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DO IT
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
Your honor, shut up, you wasn't even there
It’s only a war crime if you lose