Sweet Christmas Christ on a bicycle that's a lotta people talking at once
Indeed it is. And I'm stealin' that phrase, 'cause I'm sure I'll get a kick outta the sheer amount of confusion it'll cause when I say that.
It's a fusion of sweet Christmas Christ and Christ on a bicycle, which is a phrase I stole from a New Zealander. Also hey elk
Hey Himy. How ya been, my man?
Eh y'know. Living. Looking into some non dnd ttrpgs lately. School makes me wanna die. The usual.
Feel that second part lately. What other ttrpgs have you been lookin' at? Warhammer?
Cain, Lancer, and i'm about to start looking at Call of Cuthulu and City of Mist. I don't have the energy to watch a 5 hour lore vid to understand a fraction of the lore
Ah. Those sound interestin'. I know I've heard of Call of Chuthulu before, I've just never looked into it.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
*Flips midair, grabbin' the rope and usin' my momentum to yank you off the ground and send you flyin' into the distance*
*As soon as my paws leave the ground, I'm immovable through the space, and a devilish grin comes over my chops before I simply just.*
*Blow a raspberry at you like a 2 year old."
*Snaps my fingers and turns you into an actual 2 year old*
*I stare at my forepaws in disbelief before screaming and disintegrating, leaving particles of fur everywhere*
*Chuckles to myself and floats away* "They broke the first rule of fightin' a trickster entity. Never use figurative language." *Turns and winks at a nonexistent camera*
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Sweet Christmas Christ on a bicycle that's a lotta people talking at once
Indeed it is. And I'm stealin' that phrase, 'cause I'm sure I'll get a kick outta the sheer amount of confusion it'll cause when I say that.
It's a fusion of sweet Christmas Christ and Christ on a bicycle, which is a phrase I stole from a New Zealander. Also hey elk
Hey Himy. How ya been, my man?
Eh y'know. Living. Looking into some non dnd ttrpgs lately. School makes me wanna die. The usual.
Feel that second part lately. What other ttrpgs have you been lookin' at? Warhammer?
Cain, Lancer, and i'm about to start looking at Call of Cuthulu and City of Mist. I don't have the energy to watch a 5 hour lore vid to understand a fraction of the lore
Ah. Those sound interestin'. I know I've heard of Call of Chuthulu before, I've just never looked into it.
From the surface level look ive taken at it, its far less combat driven than dnd. More about solving occult mysteries and delaying humanity's inevitable cosmic demise while trying to maintain a semblance of sanity
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Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
Empathy is hard
Be the change you want to see in the world. Or don't. That works too.
*Flips midair, grabbin' the rope and usin' my momentum to yank you off the ground and send you flyin' into the distance*
*As soon as my paws leave the ground, I'm immovable through the space, and a devilish grin comes over my chops before I simply just.*
*Blow a raspberry at you like a 2 year old."
*Snaps my fingers and turns you into an actual 2 year old*
*I stare at my forepaws in disbelief before screaming and disintegrating, leaving particles of fur everywhere*
*Chuckles to myself and floats away* "They broke the first rule of fightin' a trickster entity. Never use figurative language." *Turns and winks at a nonexistent camera*
Sweet Christmas Christ on a bicycle that's a lotta people talking at once
Indeed it is. And I'm stealin' that phrase, 'cause I'm sure I'll get a kick outta the sheer amount of confusion it'll cause when I say that.
It's a fusion of sweet Christmas Christ and Christ on a bicycle, which is a phrase I stole from a New Zealander. Also hey elk
Hey Himy. How ya been, my man?
Eh y'know. Living. Looking into some non dnd ttrpgs lately. School makes me wanna die. The usual.
Feel that second part lately. What other ttrpgs have you been lookin' at? Warhammer?
Cain, Lancer, and i'm about to start looking at Call of Cuthulu and City of Mist. I don't have the energy to watch a 5 hour lore vid to understand a fraction of the lore
Ah. Those sound interestin'. I know I've heard of Call of Chuthulu before, I've just never looked into it.
From the surface level look ive taken at it, its far less combat driven than dnd. More about solving occult mysteries and delaying humanity's inevitable cosmic demise while trying to maintain a semblance of sanity
Sounds fun. Though I'd probably just hasten humanity's downfall while simultaneously drivin' my party insane.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
*Flips midair, grabbin' the rope and usin' my momentum to yank you off the ground and send you flyin' into the distance*
*As soon as my paws leave the ground, I'm immovable through the space, and a devilish grin comes over my chops before I simply just.*
*Blow a raspberry at you like a 2 year old."
*Snaps my fingers and turns you into an actual 2 year old*
*I stare at my forepaws in disbelief before screaming and disintegrating, leaving particles of fur everywhere*
*Chuckles to myself and floats away* "They broke the first rule of fightin' a trickster entity. Never use figurative language." *Turns and winks at a nonexistent camera*
*A purple explosion puts me directly in front of you. I wave my paws around, screaming at you*
WHO THE [GP] ARE YOU TALKING TO??!?!
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Indubitably the real account of the Salem you're thinking of, Mx. Mason Spark, the Prodigal Fox
Still a furry, still a weirdo. Love y'all
Oh, I'm they/them now.
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL
*Flips midair, grabbin' the rope and usin' my momentum to yank you off the ground and send you flyin' into the distance*
*As soon as my paws leave the ground, I'm immovable through the space, and a devilish grin comes over my chops before I simply just.*
*Blow a raspberry at you like a 2 year old."
*Snaps my fingers and turns you into an actual 2 year old*
*I stare at my forepaws in disbelief before screaming and disintegrating, leaving particles of fur everywhere*
*Chuckles to myself and floats away* "They broke the first rule of fightin' a trickster entity. Never use figurative language." *Turns and winks at a nonexistent camera*
Fourth wall breaker
*Pulls myself out of a TV screen that seems to have appeared out of nowhere, changin' the surroundin's into an average middle-class family home livin' room as I exit it* Yes, I am. Do we have a problem with that?
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
*Flips midair, grabbin' the rope and usin' my momentum to yank you off the ground and send you flyin' into the distance*
*As soon as my paws leave the ground, I'm immovable through the space, and a devilish grin comes over my chops before I simply just.*
*Blow a raspberry at you like a 2 year old."
*Snaps my fingers and turns you into an actual 2 year old*
*I stare at my forepaws in disbelief before screaming and disintegrating, leaving particles of fur everywhere*
*Chuckles to myself and floats away* "They broke the first rule of fightin' a trickster entity. Never use figurative language." *Turns and winks at a nonexistent camera*
Fourth wall breaker
*Pulls myself out of a TV screen that seems to have appeared out of nowhere, changin' the surroundin's into an average middle-class family home livin' room as I exit it* Yes, I am. Do we have a problem with that?
No I am a microwave *proceeds to turn into a microwave*
*Flips midair, grabbin' the rope and usin' my momentum to yank you off the ground and send you flyin' into the distance*
*As soon as my paws leave the ground, I'm immovable through the space, and a devilish grin comes over my chops before I simply just.*
*Blow a raspberry at you like a 2 year old."
*Snaps my fingers and turns you into an actual 2 year old*
*I stare at my forepaws in disbelief before screaming and disintegrating, leaving particles of fur everywhere*
*Chuckles to myself and floats away* "They broke the first rule of fightin' a trickster entity. Never use figurative language." *Turns and winks at a nonexistent camera*
*A purple explosion puts me directly in front of you. I wave my paws around, screaming at you*
WHO THE [GP] ARE YOU TALKING TO??!?!
*Begins to float away while monolougin', like Wu at the end of the Lego Ninjago movie* "And so, Salem learned their lesson..."
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
*Flips midair, grabbin' the rope and usin' my momentum to yank you off the ground and send you flyin' into the distance*
*As soon as my paws leave the ground, I'm immovable through the space, and a devilish grin comes over my chops before I simply just.*
*Blow a raspberry at you like a 2 year old."
*Snaps my fingers and turns you into an actual 2 year old*
*I stare at my forepaws in disbelief before screaming and disintegrating, leaving particles of fur everywhere*
*Chuckles to myself and floats away* "They broke the first rule of fightin' a trickster entity. Never use figurative language." *Turns and winks at a nonexistent camera*
*A purple explosion puts me directly in front of you. I wave my paws around, screaming at you*
WHO THE [GP] ARE YOU TALKING TO??!?!
*Begins to float away while monolougin', like Wu at the end of the Lego Ninjago movie* "And so, Salem learned their lesson..."
*Flips midair, grabbin' the rope and usin' my momentum to yank you off the ground and send you flyin' into the distance*
*As soon as my paws leave the ground, I'm immovable through the space, and a devilish grin comes over my chops before I simply just.*
*Blow a raspberry at you like a 2 year old."
*Snaps my fingers and turns you into an actual 2 year old*
*I stare at my forepaws in disbelief before screaming and disintegrating, leaving particles of fur everywhere*
*Chuckles to myself and floats away* "They broke the first rule of fightin' a trickster entity. Never use figurative language." *Turns and winks at a nonexistent camera*
Fourth wall breaker
*Pulls myself out of a TV screen that seems to have appeared out of nowhere, changin' the surroundin's into an average middle-class family home livin' room as I exit it* Yes, I am. Do we have a problem with that?
No I am a microwave *proceeds to turn into a microwave*
Oh cool, a microwave. Just what I needed. *Proceeds to make a bunch of taquitos inside of you*
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
*Flips midair, grabbin' the rope and usin' my momentum to yank you off the ground and send you flyin' into the distance*
*As soon as my paws leave the ground, I'm immovable through the space, and a devilish grin comes over my chops before I simply just.*
*Blow a raspberry at you like a 2 year old."
*Snaps my fingers and turns you into an actual 2 year old*
*I stare at my forepaws in disbelief before screaming and disintegrating, leaving particles of fur everywhere*
*Chuckles to myself and floats away* "They broke the first rule of fightin' a trickster entity. Never use figurative language." *Turns and winks at a nonexistent camera*
*A purple explosion puts me directly in front of you. I wave my paws around, screaming at you*
WHO THE [GP] ARE YOU TALKING TO??!?!
*Begins to float away while monolougin', like Wu at the end of the Lego Ninjago movie* "And so, Salem learned their lesson..."
*I float to follow you, clearly distressed and shaking like a caffeine addict going through withdrawals*
GET BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN YOURSELF, RIGHT NOW, YOU FRICKIN' ROCK.
I WILL END YOU!
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Indubitably the real account of the Salem you're thinking of, Mx. Mason Spark, the Prodigal Fox
Still a furry, still a weirdo. Love y'all
Oh, I'm they/them now.
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
*Flips midair, grabbin' the rope and usin' my momentum to yank you off the ground and send you flyin' into the distance*
*As soon as my paws leave the ground, I'm immovable through the space, and a devilish grin comes over my chops before I simply just.*
*Blow a raspberry at you like a 2 year old."
*Snaps my fingers and turns you into an actual 2 year old*
*I stare at my forepaws in disbelief before screaming and disintegrating, leaving particles of fur everywhere*
*Chuckles to myself and floats away* "They broke the first rule of fightin' a trickster entity. Never use figurative language." *Turns and winks at a nonexistent camera*
*A purple explosion puts me directly in front of you. I wave my paws around, screaming at you*
WHO THE [GP] ARE YOU TALKING TO??!?!
*Begins to float away while monolougin', like Wu at the end of the Lego Ninjago movie* "And so, Salem learned their lesson..."
*I float to follow you, clearly distressed and shaking like a caffeine addict going through withdrawals*
GET BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN YOURSELF, RIGHT NOW, YOU FRICKIN' ROCK.
I WILL END YOU!
*Ignores you and continues to yap while floatin' further away*
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
*Flips midair, grabbin' the rope and usin' my momentum to yank you off the ground and send you flyin' into the distance*
*As soon as my paws leave the ground, I'm immovable through the space, and a devilish grin comes over my chops before I simply just.*
*Blow a raspberry at you like a 2 year old."
*Snaps my fingers and turns you into an actual 2 year old*
*I stare at my forepaws in disbelief before screaming and disintegrating, leaving particles of fur everywhere*
*Chuckles to myself and floats away* "They broke the first rule of fightin' a trickster entity. Never use figurative language." *Turns and winks at a nonexistent camera*
Fourth wall breaker
*Pulls myself out of a TV screen that seems to have appeared out of nowhere, changin' the surroundin's into an average middle-class family home livin' room as I exit it* Yes, I am. Do we have a problem with that?
No I am a microwave *proceeds to turn into a microwave*
Oh cool, a microwave. Just what I needed. *Proceeds to make a bunch of taquitos inside of you*
Bombastic side eye
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
*I stare at my forepaws in disbelief before screaming and disintegrating, leaving particles of fur everywhere*
Indubitably the real account of the Salem you're thinking of, Mx. Mason Spark, the Prodigal Fox
Still a furry, still a weirdo. Love y'all
Oh, I'm they/them now.
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL
Ah. Those sound interestin'. I know I've heard of Call of Chuthulu before, I've just never looked into it.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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*Chuckles to myself and floats away* "They broke the first rule of fightin' a trickster entity. Never use figurative language." *Turns and winks at a nonexistent camera*
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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From the surface level look ive taken at it, its far less combat driven than dnd. More about solving occult mysteries and delaying humanity's inevitable cosmic demise while trying to maintain a semblance of sanity
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
Empathy is hard
Be the change you want to see in the world. Or don't. That works too.
Fourth wall breaker
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
Sounds fun. Though I'd probably just hasten humanity's downfall while simultaneously drivin' my party insane.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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*A purple explosion puts me directly in front of you. I wave my paws around, screaming at you*
WHO THE [GP] ARE YOU TALKING TO??!?!
Indubitably the real account of the Salem you're thinking of, Mx. Mason Spark, the Prodigal Fox
Still a furry, still a weirdo. Love y'all
Oh, I'm they/them now.
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL
*Pulls myself out of a TV screen that seems to have appeared out of nowhere, changin' the surroundin's into an average middle-class family home livin' room as I exit it* Yes, I am. Do we have a problem with that?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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No I am a microwave *proceeds to turn into a microwave*
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
*Begins to float away while monolougin', like Wu at the end of the Lego Ninjago movie* "And so, Salem learned their lesson..."
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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MASTAH WU
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
Oh cool, a microwave. Just what I needed. *Proceeds to make a bunch of taquitos inside of you*
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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I GOT THE PFP I WANTED ALL ALONG
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
*I float to follow you, clearly distressed and shaking like a caffeine addict going through withdrawals*
GET BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN YOURSELF, RIGHT NOW, YOU FRICKIN' ROCK.
I WILL END YOU!
Indubitably the real account of the Salem you're thinking of, Mx. Mason Spark, the Prodigal Fox
Still a furry, still a weirdo. Love y'all
Oh, I'm they/them now.
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL
Looks nice. Glad you got it.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Thank you!
have we met?
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
*Ignores you and continues to yap while floatin' further away*
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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*Over cooks them*
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
I have the power to end your history club career. I KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE
YOU CANNOT CONTAIN THE FOX, ELK
Indubitably the real account of the Salem you're thinking of, Mx. Mason Spark, the Prodigal Fox
Still a furry, still a weirdo. Love y'all
Oh, I'm they/them now.
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL