I somehow managed to avoid doing ANYTHING academic today
Huh
I'm homeschooled and my parents forgot to make me do anything
WOW
can ya do everyone's school work
*screams in utter terror*
It's just Health and Math
Tf is 'health'? Is this an American thing I haven't heard of?
Basically it's like Gym but you literally don't do anything that's athletic
Right, so P.E without exercise.
Kinda dumb if you ask me, but at least you don't exercise
It's the American way
Would it be offensive to say that it's unsurprising that the American way is dumb?
We have gym too as a separate class
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
I somehow managed to avoid doing ANYTHING academic today
Huh
I'm homeschooled and my parents forgot to make me do anything
WOW
can ya do everyone's school work
*screams in utter terror*
It's just Health and Math
Tf is 'health'? Is this an American thing I haven't heard of?
Basically it's like Gym but you literally don't do anything that's athletic
Ask not of the terrors of Health, EJO...
Health is Gym -- but it's the part where you [get] to learn about bodies and puberty and hormones and...put condoms on *****s...
Anyway: I've got Spanish homework (it's easy but I'm procrastinating). Want to do it for me?
Excuse me, what?!?!
I agree with ejo
the hell kinda health class are you taking???
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
(I hope you enjoy Baalze, as you helped with the idea)
Spoliered because of Slight gore, and maybe Body horror? i dont know
When Steven woke up, he knew he was dead. He had woken up to find that all of his companions were dead, which saddened Him, but he knew that he needed to get out alive if he wanted to finish what they had started. They had been working for the army, trying to get an important bit of information, but they had been ambushed, and the soldiers had killed everybody else. Why they left him alive was lost to him, but it gave him a new purpose; he knew how close he had came to death, and because of that, he wished that he had spent his time with his family, spent it, worthy, like his family was worth his time. Still, he had never cared, and that left him hating himself, but that didn't matter if he didn't get out alive. So, he left him walking through the forest, which was now bare, the trees having been cut down by the advancing army. As he walked through the forest, he saw a man who seemed to be stuck, and as Steven watched from the sidelines, he saw a thing aproce the man, and as it did, the man screamed, he screamed, like he was dying, steven then prayed to somethinng, anything for that scream to stop, it left him wondering, would he every make such a sound? Then the scream sputtered and stopped. Steven peeked around the bush he was hiding in, and wished he hadn’t, as he stared at the bloody mess that had become the man, the man had been reduced to hundreds of pieces in less than 5 seconds, he didnt want to know, all he hoped, was that, they didnt find himand if they did, they would kill him fast. And as he thought that, it slowly turned toward him, and he hid, and as the creature got closer, he heard it speak, in a very grotty voice, “I know you are there, but will you come out to play?” And as he sat there, He said, because he might as well talk with it, “What are you?”
“I am one of the forgotten.”
“The forgotten?”
“WE WERE LEFT, no, you shut up.” The creature seems to be talking to itself
“Why do you want to kill me?”
“I dont, I want to be loved, but everybody that I love dies.” The creature stares at a tree next to him.”And I find you lovable, so you must die.”
Then the creature jumped and attacked the bush and the tree that Steven was hiding behind, so he ran, and he ran so more, but the creature still followed
And then he came to the edge of the forest, staring into the blackness, and he found that his life was a lie
Staring into the blackness, he looked and lost his mind. He found that to world was a lie, he was powerless
And so he gave up, he fell to his knees, staring into the blackness, as the creature came up behind him, he did nothing,
Nothing could have prepared him for this sight
And he fell over, backwards, and as he lay there, he saw the creature, in its fullest
It was something that resembled a kitten, but it couldn't be, no No NO
It was… Karl, the kitten that he had left to die in his childhood, is still HATING HIMSELF FOR THAT
“I’m sorry, Karl.”
Its face softens for a moment. “So, you do recognize me.”
“How could I forget?”
“Yes, the day that you lied to me.”
“I hate myself for that.”
“Good”
And no matter how much he hated that response, he deserved it
And as he waited for his death, it never came, and I looked back at the creature, no, Karl
And Karl stared back, right before A knife stabbed Karl through the heart
I hope you enjoy!
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Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) Feline Keeper of the Peace of the Alliance Between the Cult of Cats and the Cult of The Fox Looking for more titles now! NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I somehow managed to avoid doing ANYTHING academic today
Huh
I'm homeschooled and my parents forgot to make me do anything
WOW
can ya do everyone's school work
*screams in utter terror*
It's just Health and Math
Tf is 'health'? Is this an American thing I haven't heard of?
Basically it's like Gym but you literally don't do anything that's athletic
Right, so P.E without exercise.
Kinda dumb if you ask me, but at least you don't exercise
It's the American way
Would it be offensive to say that it's unsurprising that the American way is dumb?
We have gym too as a separate class
So...
In the U.S, you have P.E, and then a separate class to learn about the human body and diets and stuff like that?
Correct! Do you europeans combine them?
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
I somehow managed to avoid doing ANYTHING academic today
Huh
I'm homeschooled and my parents forgot to make me do anything
WOW
can ya do everyone's school work
*screams in utter terror*
It's just Health and Math
Tf is 'health'? Is this an American thing I haven't heard of?
Basically it's like Gym but you literally don't do anything that's athletic
Right, so P.E without exercise.
Kinda dumb if you ask me, but at least you don't exercise
It's the American way
Would it be offensive to say that it's unsurprising that the American way is dumb?
We have gym too as a separate class
So...
In the U.S, you have P.E, and then a separate class to learn about the human body and diets and stuff like that?
Correct! Do you europeans combine them?
We call 'Health' Human Biology. At least that's the closest we have. For the most part you get taught that stuff at home. I think. I don't go to school so idrk but I think that be how it works
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Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) Feline Keeper of the Peace of the Alliance Between the Cult of Cats and the Cult of The Fox Looking for more titles now! NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Americans are 9 times out of 10 stupider than their european counterparts. Source: I made it up
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
Americans are 9 times out of 10 stupider than their european counterparts. Source: I made it up
but its true
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Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) Feline Keeper of the Peace of the Alliance Between the Cult of Cats and the Cult of The Fox Looking for more titles now! NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
We have gym too as a separate class
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Who good at math
*Slaps down random homework*
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
I hear of my parents terrifying stories daily
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My other account is EJODM29715.
Me! I can do everyone's homework! Along with making a video game, writing a book, learning to animate, and making games.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
I agree with ejo
the hell kinda health class are you taking???
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Yeah that's *** ed
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
*Hands random complicated yet easy math homework*
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
*eats*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
The hell I just Read
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
So...
In the U.S, you have P.E, and then a separate class to learn about the human body and diets and stuff like that?
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My other account is EJODM29715.
I come with new writing!
(I hope you enjoy Baalze, as you helped with the idea)
Spoliered because of Slight gore, and maybe Body horror? i dont know
When Steven woke up, he knew he was dead. He had woken up to find that all of his companions were dead, which saddened Him, but he knew that he needed to get out alive if he wanted to finish what they had started. They had been working for the army, trying to get an important bit of information, but they had been ambushed, and the soldiers had killed everybody else. Why they left him alive was lost to him, but it gave him a new purpose; he knew how close he had came to death, and because of that, he wished that he had spent his time with his family, spent it, worthy, like his family was worth his time. Still, he had never cared, and that left him hating himself, but that didn't matter if he didn't get out alive. So, he left him walking through the forest, which was now bare, the trees having been cut down by the advancing army. As he walked through the forest, he saw a man who seemed to be stuck, and as Steven watched from the sidelines, he saw a thing aproce the man, and as it did, the man screamed, he screamed, like he was dying, steven then prayed to somethinng, anything for that scream to stop, it left him wondering, would he every make such a sound? Then the scream sputtered and stopped. Steven peeked around the bush he was hiding in, and wished he hadn’t, as he stared at the bloody mess that had become the man, the man had been reduced to hundreds of pieces in less than 5 seconds, he didnt want to know, all he hoped, was that, they didnt find himand if they did, they would kill him fast. And as he thought that, it slowly turned toward him, and he hid, and as the creature got closer, he heard it speak, in a very grotty voice, “I know you are there, but will you come out to play?” And as he sat there, He said, because he might as well talk with it, “What are you?”
“I am one of the forgotten.”
“The forgotten?”
“WE WERE LEFT, no, you shut up.” The creature seems to be talking to itself
“Why do you want to kill me?”
“I dont, I want to be loved, but everybody that I love dies.” The creature stares at a tree next to him.”And I find you lovable, so you must die.”
Then the creature jumped and attacked the bush and the tree that Steven was hiding behind, so he ran, and he ran so more, but the creature still followed
And then he came to the edge of the forest, staring into the blackness, and he found that his life was a lie
Staring into the blackness, he looked and lost his mind. He found that to world was a lie, he was powerless
And so he gave up, he fell to his knees, staring into the blackness, as the creature came up behind him, he did nothing,
Nothing could have prepared him for this sight
And he fell over, backwards, and as he lay there, he saw the creature, in its fullest
It was something that resembled a kitten, but it couldn't be, no No NO
It was… Karl, the kitten that he had left to die in his childhood, is still HATING HIMSELF FOR THAT
“I’m sorry, Karl.”
Its face softens for a moment. “So, you do recognize me.”
“How could I forget?”
“Yes, the day that you lied to me.”
“I hate myself for that.”
“Good”
And no matter how much he hated that response, he deserved it
And as he waited for his death, it never came, and I looked back at the creature, no, Karl
And Karl stared back, right before A knife stabbed Karl through the heart
I hope you enjoy!
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
Feline Keeper of the Peace of the Alliance Between the Cult of Cats and the Cult of The Fox
Looking for more titles now!
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
*Grabs spray bottle*
Bad Nana man
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
Correct! Do you europeans combine them?
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
We call 'Health' Human Biology. At least that's the closest we have. For the most part you get taught that stuff at home. I think. I don't go to school so idrk but I think that be how it works
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My other account is EJODM29715.
alr I gtg and play video games byee
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My other account is EJODM29715.
Not really
As an American, it's a phenomenon I've noticed myself
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Baalze, did you see the writing?
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
Feline Keeper of the Peace of the Alliance Between the Cult of Cats and the Cult of The Fox
Looking for more titles now!
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Americans are 9 times out of 10 stupider than their european counterparts. Source: I made it up
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
but its true
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
Feline Keeper of the Peace of the Alliance Between the Cult of Cats and the Cult of The Fox
Looking for more titles now!
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Just read it. I don't think I fully understand.
Like, I get the story, just not what it's supposed to mean.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine