Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
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NO NO NO YOU MUST EDUCATE YOURSELF
DO YOU NOT KNOW OF THE LEGENDARY MONKS OF SHAOLIN? STRAIGHT FROM STATEN ISLAND?
wdym what part of it?
pronouns (i/d/g/a/f)
Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go
The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos
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Straight from Staten Island? What? And also, what part of frisbee are you struggling at?
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. They/Them.
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...I'll do my best. Don't expect too much, since I'm not a rapper and I don't know these folks.
Someone call Garfield, Jon thinks he's cooking
Doin' your best but nobody's looking
They're all too busy looking at me
You're a disease
A rejected, detested infection
I got a Nobel prize for your lethal injection
You think you're top s(GP)t, you're just chopped s(GP)t
Your kids know you through a locket
Locked shut tight like your coffin
Coughin' b(GP)ch bars and not stoppin'
'Till I make you rise to the sky - No Poppins
You bore me, Noah
Your words don't hold water
I'm sinking the ark
Your yellow is showing
Fried chicken a starter
No mercy, no heart
You think that you're special
But you just ain't metal
So get on my level
'Fore you mess with a devil
I'll dance on your grave - I'll revel
Rain on your world - Five Pebbles
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Approoved
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
The Poppins reference is a takedown
pronouns (i/d/g/a/f)
Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go
The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos
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The Wu-Tang Clan. A group of dudes outta New York (mostly Staten) who Quixotted themselves with a stack of wuxia movies.
all parts ig
pronouns (i/d/g/a/f)
Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go
The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos
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I listen to a lot of rap, but typically not diss tracks. Most of the music I listen to is more "hype" music.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
So it’s kinda funny, I’ve been thinking
none of us are ever gonna meet IRL (the odds are stacked against it)
We’re gonna die long from now most likely having long forgotten about all this
but it’s so easy to like strike up a conversation or form a connection with anyone on here
pronouns (i/d/g/a/f)
Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go
The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos
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This is what the internet was made for
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
it’s also becoming the way humanity goes down with the ship
pronouns (i/d/g/a/f)
Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go
The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos
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Precisely
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
A whole Wes will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don't want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Human Genetics Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized humans prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of Wes. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Wes' Family!
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Yeah. Kinda sad when you think about it.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. They/Them.
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...huh?
pronouns (i/d/g/a/f)
Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go
The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos
|------extended sig------|
My thoughts exactly.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. They/Them.
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...How do you write a contract?
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
With as much confusing legal jargon & gobbledygook as possible!
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. They/Them.
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...Ok. How’s this for a section?
The Warlock is entitled to the usage of lethal force, non-lethal force, lethal non-force, and non-lethal non-force against mortal souls, not-mortal souls, mortal not-souls, and not-mortal not-souls for the specified duration of the Pact.
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
That’s perfect!
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. They/Them.
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...Ok now I need a full 12 clauses with around 7 sections each.
ugh this is gonna be a lot of writing, if anybody could help…pm me?
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!