So I just had a really stupid or really brilliant fourth wall joke.
A meta character and normal guy are talking and the former points at the audience saying ‘I just can never ditch these creeps’. The normal one looks to the audience, confused, and asks ‘the moose’? The perspective shifts to behind the characters, revealing them looking at a moose in human attire. The meta character turns their head and says ‘no, they’re behind us now’.
So I just had a really stupid or really brilliant fourth wall joke.
A meta character and normal guy are talking and the former points at the audience saying ‘I just can never ditch these creeps’. The normal one looks to the audience, confused, and asks ‘the moose’? The perspective shifts to behind the characters, revealing them looking at a moose in human attire. The meta character turns their head and says ‘no, they’re behind us now’.
Why a moose?
moose in clothing is just my default when I think absurd.
sounds like Smokey Bear's best friend
That's the owl. "Give a hoot, don't pollute!" I know this only because of NADDPOD and a random short rest.
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death |------extended sig------|
[ Welcome to Birb World ] I am a fairly active forum user on D&D Beyond. I enjoy exploring new lands in D&D and I also create art for D&D players. If you're interested in a simple doodle drawing private message me.
I'm working on lore for giants and their patrons in my setting.
Giants draw strength from great and fearsome beings that live in the physical realm, deep below the surface of the planet. As the earth is corrupted, damaging their link to the depths, they look to the stars, for the progenitors of the giants are not of terrestrial origin. For you see, giants arrived on the meteors that seeded the world with life. The universe, according to their legends, was made when the first, oldest giant was killed, explaining why her remains keep spawning more giants from the earth.
I'm working on lore for giants and their patrons in my setting.
Giants draw strength from great and fearsome beings that live in the physical realm, deep below the surface of the planet. As the earth is corrupted, damaging their link to the depths, they look to the stars, for the progenitors of the giants are not of terrestrial origin. For you see, giants arrived on the meteors that seeded the world with life. The universe, according to their legends, was made when the first, oldest giant was killed, explaining why her remains keep spawning more giants from the earth.
I'm working on lore for giants and their patrons in my setting.
Giants draw strength from great and fearsome beings that live in the physical realm, deep below the surface of the planet. As the earth is corrupted, damaging their link to the depths, they look to the stars, for the progenitors of the giants are not of terrestrial origin. For you see, giants arrived on the meteors that seeded the world with life. The universe, according to their legends, was made when the first, oldest giant was killed, explaining why her remains keep spawning more giants from the earth.
Whoa. That is awesome.
Sounds like Norse Mythology, how the frost giant created the world. His body did, at least.
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Sleepy, hungry, pondering philosophical questions. How did I do on my English Test? Does she like me? What is the meaning of life? And why does no one share my interest in books?
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Sleepy, hungry, pondering philosophical questions. How did I do on my English Test? Does she like me? What is the meaning of life? And why does no one share my interest in books?
what books do you like? also it seems to be ranked by importance and that's your most importent question?
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hello there! I have too many ideas. I love splatoon and obssess over any minmax. I'm sorry if anything I post is unkind or offends you. I'm well aware that I am very weird and I like it that way! call me adam or atomic.
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I'm working on lore for giants and their patrons in my setting.
Giants draw strength from great and fearsome beings that live in the physical realm, deep below the surface of the planet. As the earth is corrupted, damaging their link to the depths, they look to the stars, for the progenitors of the giants are not of terrestrial origin. For you see, giants arrived on the meteors that seeded the world with life. The universe, according to their legends, was made when the first, oldest giant was killed, explaining why her remains keep spawning more giants from the earth.
Whoa. That is awesome.
Sounds like Norse Mythology, how the frost giant created the world. His body did, at least.
It's actually a recurring thing in mythology. There's a Chinese myth that the world is a dead god and we were the fleas on his body.
I'm working on lore for giants and their patrons in my setting.
Giants draw strength from great and fearsome beings that live in the physical realm, deep below the surface of the planet. As the earth is corrupted, damaging their link to the depths, they look to the stars, for the progenitors of the giants are not of terrestrial origin. For you see, giants arrived on the meteors that seeded the world with life. The universe, according to their legends, was made when the first, oldest giant was killed, explaining why her remains keep spawning more giants from the earth.
Whoa. That is awesome.
Sounds like Norse Mythology, how the frost giant created the world. His body did, at least.
It's actually a recurring thing in mythology. There's a Chinese myth that the world is a dead god and we were the fleas on his body.
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
[ Welcome to Birb World ] I am a fairly active forum user on D&D Beyond. I enjoy exploring new lands in D&D and I also create art for D&D players. If you're interested in a simple doodle drawing private message me.
Sleepy, hungry, pondering philosophical questions. How did I do on my English Test? Does she like me? What is the meaning of life? And why does no one share my interest in books?
what books do you like? also it seems to be ranked by importance and that's your most importent question?
Yeah I gotta be honest school isn’t as hard as it seems
Like the chiller you take things the better they’ll go
That’ll be five dollars for obligatory guruing.
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Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death |------extended sig------|
Sleepy, hungry, pondering philosophical questions. How did I do on my English Test? Does she like me? What is the meaning of life? And why does no one share my interest in books?
what books do you like? also it seems to be ranked by importance and that's your most importent question?
Yeah I gotta be honest school isn’t as hard as it seems
Like the chiller you take things the better they’ll go
That’ll be five dollars for obligatory guruing.
Ok, thanks! *Pays*. And also, to answer Adam’s question, it’s from least to most important. As for books, I could go on for days. Authors? Chris Grabenstein, Stuart Gibbs, Matt Dinniman, Rick Riordan, James Ponti, John Scalzi… there’s many more.
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Listen to Sun Cycles!
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That's the owl. "Give a hoot, don't pollute!" I know this only because of NADDPOD and a random short rest.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Listen to Sun Cycles!
Hru?
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Listen to Sun Cycles!
Helo!
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
Tana!
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Listen to Sun Cycles!
hi.
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
bored. Like I'm genuinely crazy bored idk why
wbu?
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
|------extended sig------|
Hello! Hi!
[ Welcome to Birb World ]
I am a fairly active forum user on D&D Beyond.
I enjoy exploring new lands in D&D and I also create art for D&D players.
If you're interested in a simple doodle drawing private message me.
Hi Birb!
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
I'm working on lore for giants and their patrons in my setting.
Giants draw strength from great and fearsome beings that live in the physical realm, deep below the surface of the planet. As the earth is corrupted, damaging their link to the depths, they look to the stars, for the progenitors of the giants are not of terrestrial origin. For you see, giants arrived on the meteors that seeded the world with life. The universe, according to their legends, was made when the first, oldest giant was killed, explaining why her remains keep spawning more giants from the earth.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Whoa. That is awesome.
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
Sounds like Norse Mythology, how the frost giant created the world. His body did, at least.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Listen to Sun Cycles!
Sleepy, hungry, pondering philosophical questions. How did I do on my English Test? Does she like me? What is the meaning of life? And why does no one share my interest in books?
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Listen to Sun Cycles!
Yeah and I'm done DDB for the day. Probaby.
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
what books do you like? also it seems to be ranked by importance and that's your most importent question?
hello there! I have too many ideas. I love splatoon and obssess over any minmax. I'm sorry if anything I post is unkind or offends you. I'm well aware that I am very weird and I like it that way! call me adam or atomic.
Aww. Bye Tana!
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Listen to Sun Cycles!
It's actually a recurring thing in mythology. There's a Chinese myth that the world is a dead god and we were the fleas on his body.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Oh yeah! I heard about that.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Listen to Sun Cycles!
Hi Tana! How’ve you been?
[ Welcome to Birb World ]
I am a fairly active forum user on D&D Beyond.
I enjoy exploring new lands in D&D and I also create art for D&D players.
If you're interested in a simple doodle drawing private message me.
Yeah I gotta be honest school isn’t as hard as it seems
Like the chiller you take things the better they’ll go
That’ll be five dollars for obligatory guruing.
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
|------extended sig------|
Ok, thanks! *Pays*. And also, to answer Adam’s question, it’s from least to most important. As for books, I could go on for days. Authors? Chris Grabenstein, Stuart Gibbs, Matt Dinniman, Rick Riordan, James Ponti, John Scalzi… there’s many more.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Listen to Sun Cycles!