Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
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I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
I am out of my "crippling acid reflux" stage of the day and have returned to my baseline, which is "Don't forgive me for what I'm about to do. Forgive yourself for being unable to stop me."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Applause! Applau— wait…WHAT ARE YOU ABOUT TO DO!?!?!?
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
We ball.
*Curls up into a spheroid*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Yeah!!!
*curls up into an ovoid*
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Meowwwwww
he/they. Roleplay and worldbuilding fiend.
L'egg
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
GO KILL A HELPLESS CREATURE LIKE I TOLD YOU TO
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
I exist to offend people.
Not, like, intentionally, but I desire to divest myself of hatred so all my pain comes from without. That bothers some people, much like how I quote media that makes me feel hopeful and like I can become better.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Can I eat it?
he/they. Roleplay and worldbuilding fiend.
ouch. I have been gone for 4 days, and when I come back? nothing. I'm going to go to the corner of a digital worldspace and cry for a bit.
hello there! I have too many ideas. I love splatoon and obssess over any minmax. I'm sorry if anything I post is unkind or offends you. I'm well aware that I am very weird and I like it that way! call me adam or atomic.
I'm sorry, I haven't been online enough to realize you were gone for that long.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
mostly joking, but still. also it was mainly aimed toward link and bananar.
hello there! I have too many ideas. I love splatoon and obssess over any minmax. I'm sorry if anything I post is unkind or offends you. I'm well aware that I am very weird and I like it that way! call me adam or atomic.
Yoooooo sorry I’m super stressed rn and have other things to think about but hiya :D
he/they. Roleplay and worldbuilding fiend.
It's all good!
hello there! I have too many ideas. I love splatoon and obssess over any minmax. I'm sorry if anything I post is unkind or offends you. I'm well aware that I am very weird and I like it that way! call me adam or atomic.
How was the cruise?
May disappear for a while in a few minutes and by a while I mean maybe the rest of today, or maybe not. Idk. Definitely at least an hour.
he/they. Roleplay and worldbuilding fiend.
good. I did alot of rock climbing and had great churros.
hello there! I have too many ideas. I love splatoon and obssess over any minmax. I'm sorry if anything I post is unkind or offends you. I'm well aware that I am very weird and I like it that way! call me adam or atomic.
Aren’t churros always great?
he/they. Roleplay and worldbuilding fiend.
yes, but these were mexican churros, so they were extra good.
hello there! I have too many ideas. I love splatoon and obssess over any minmax. I'm sorry if anything I post is unkind or offends you. I'm well aware that I am very weird and I like it that way! call me adam or atomic.
Done with my 11 mocks until July when I have some more :P
Hiii :3
14yo cancer, bisexual(maybe Pan?), Genderfluid femboy, prefer She/They but don’t mind what pronouns you call me
Love all soulsbourne and soulslike games + metroidvanias.