*sits in corner being disappointed because elk probably missed my post*
(yes, this is my passive aggressive midwestern coming out)
(im sorry)
Sorry Sel, your post got buried and I didn't see it. Good to see you too though! And it touches my cold, dark heart that you regard me as one of your favorite people here.
Nah you’re good I assumed as much, there’s been a lot of activity on onions tonight
mmmmm pretty sure you don’t have a cold dark heart
that would imply that you’re living
so how’ve you been?
I've been okayish. Had to go to a counselor today 'cause of some stuff that I've done lately that's got my mom worried for my personal safety, yada yada. Rather not go into detail right now, though. ¿Y tú?
Sorry to hear about that man.
I know i'm not super stable, but you can always call or text me if you need to talk.
Love ya, dude.
Thanks. If I ever need anythin', I'll tell ya.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
And then you'll be forced to sit with me, drink tea, eat scones, and have a conversation you might not want to have
And time with me would be so dreadful, wouldn't it? :3
You honestly sound like Arch right now, Salem. Very nice job managin' to emulate their crypticness.
You're not invited to my domain.
If I see you in my void, I'm going to throw an armless sweater on you and shove you in the corner with a Pete the Cat book.
only because I love you, dear friend
Why an armless sweater and Pete the Cat specifically? And bold of you to assume you'll ever see me.
so you cant wriggle out of it and so you get entertained by the P U R E joyous Whimsey of Pete the Cat
What if I just cut it off? And still believe that I have more joyous whimsy than Pete the Cat. You just can't see it.
I highly doubt that you have more joyous whimsy than Pete the Cat. You've probably never even read a Pete the Cat book.
I also know that you can't resist the fox, Elk.
You would have stopped talking to me ages ago if you couldn't stand me
So come along, step into my domain of nothingness.
Make. My. Day.
*racks slide on rainbow launcher*
I read several Pete the Cat books in younger days, sonny boy, and watched the show. So there.
And don't you dare threaten me with a good time, Foxypoo. You don't wanna know how it'll end. *Begins to float ominously in the air, a wicked grin on my face and a wild light in my eyes*
If at the end of the day, I actually have a good time, I'm satisfied.
So, THERE.
*attempts to lasso your ankle and bring you back down to the floor*
*Flips midair, grabbin' the rope and usin' my momentum to yank you off the ground and send you flyin' into the distance*
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I get to die in a Halloween murder mystery escape room fundraiser! Its going to be fun. I get to scream.
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"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I swear I had a whole introduction for myself saved to my phone's clipboard anytime I needed to greet a new person, but I can't find it. So, you only get a simple hello, sadly.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I swear I had a whole introduction for myself saved to my phone's clipboard anytime I needed to greet a new person, but I can't find it. So, you only get a simple hello, sadly.
Sweet Christmas Christ on a bicycle that's a lotta people talking at once
Indeed it is. And I'm stealin' that phrase, 'cause I'm sure I'll get a kick outta the sheer amount of confusion it'll cause when I say that.
It's a fusion of sweet Christmas Christ and Christ on a bicycle, which is a phrase I stole from a New Zealander. Also hey elk
Hey Himy. How ya been, my man?
Eh y'know. Living. Looking into some non dnd ttrpgs lately. School makes me wanna die. The usual.
Feel that second part lately. What other ttrpgs have you been lookin' at? Warhammer?
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I swear I had a whole introduction for myself saved to my phone's clipboard anytime I needed to greet a new person, but I can't find it. So, you only get a simple hello, sadly.
its ok
i think i've seen it
Oh, you have? Good, very good.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I swear I had a whole introduction for myself saved to my phone's clipboard anytime I needed to greet a new person, but I can't find it. So, you only get a simple hello, sadly.
Hello, i dont think we met!
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Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I swear I had a whole introduction for myself saved to my phone's clipboard anytime I needed to greet a new person, but I can't find it. So, you only get a simple hello, sadly.
Sweet Christmas Christ on a bicycle that's a lotta people talking at once
Indeed it is. And I'm stealin' that phrase, 'cause I'm sure I'll get a kick outta the sheer amount of confusion it'll cause when I say that.
It's a fusion of sweet Christmas Christ and Christ on a bicycle, which is a phrase I stole from a New Zealander. Also hey elk
Hey Himy. How ya been, my man?
Eh y'know. Living. Looking into some non dnd ttrpgs lately. School makes me wanna die. The usual.
Feel that second part lately. What other ttrpgs have you been lookin' at? Warhammer?
Cain, Lancer, and i'm about to start looking at Call of Cuthulu and City of Mist. I don't have the energy to watch a 5 hour lore vid to understand a fraction of the lore
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Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
Empathy is hard
Be the change you want to see in the world. Or don't. That works too.
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
*Flips midair, grabbin' the rope and usin' my momentum to yank you off the ground and send you flyin' into the distance*
*As soon as my paws leave the ground, I'm immovable through the space, and a devilish grin comes over my chops before I simply just.*
*Blow a raspberry at you like a 2 year old."
*Snaps my fingers and turns you into an actual 2 year old*
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
*waves nervously*
Hi
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
Thanks. If I ever need anythin', I'll tell ya.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
BEGONE
I kid.
Hello, dear stardust speck
Indubitably the real account of the Salem you're thinking of, Mx. Mason Spark, the Prodigal Fox
Still a furry, still a weirdo. Love y'all
Oh, I'm they/them now.
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL
Eh y'know. Living. Looking into some non dnd ttrpgs lately. School makes me wanna die. The usual.
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
Empathy is hard
Be the change you want to see in the world. Or don't. That works too.
Hi
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
Ello
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
*Flips midair, grabbin' the rope and usin' my momentum to yank you off the ground and send you flyin' into the distance*
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
I get to die in a Halloween murder mystery escape room fundraiser! Its going to be fun. I get to scream.
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
I swear I had a whole introduction for myself saved to my phone's clipboard anytime I needed to greet a new person, but I can't find it. So, you only get a simple hello, sadly.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
*As soon as my paws leave the ground, I'm immovable through the space, and a devilish grin comes over my chops before I simply just.*
*Blow a raspberry at you like a 2 year old."
Indubitably the real account of the Salem you're thinking of, Mx. Mason Spark, the Prodigal Fox
Still a furry, still a weirdo. Love y'all
Oh, I'm they/them now.
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL
its ok
i think i've seen it
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
Feel that second part lately. What other ttrpgs have you been lookin' at? Warhammer?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Hey Dinao
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
Oh, you have? Good, very good.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Hello, i dont think we met!
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
:P
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
Is it FNAF themed
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
Cain, Lancer, and i'm about to start looking at Call of Cuthulu and City of Mist. I don't have the energy to watch a 5 hour lore vid to understand a fraction of the lore
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
Empathy is hard
Be the change you want to see in the world. Or don't. That works too.
wtf no, It's based on our CULTURED play, Deadline.
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
*Snaps my fingers and turns you into an actual 2 year old*
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig