BECAUSE YOU ARE SMART, AND YOU CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT GET. OVER. IT
Please?
...Now you sound like my Mom. Except for the 'please'.
Oh, wow
BUT. GET. OVER. IT. NOW
Please? it will make me feel better?
*Purrs*
Sure...
*My Orange Tabby likes to purr just before assaulting people. I am concerned.*
*Purrs, then stabs you slowly, as a sign of love*
um...
Cats can do that
They can stab people? I know their claws are sharp (from experience -- all of them seem to have something against me) but...I don't think they're that deadly.
The attacking people thing is very much true though.
Yes!
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Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
*My Orange Tabby likes to purr just before assaulting people. I am concerned.*
*Purrs, then stabs you slowly, as a sign of love*
That's literally what he does :)
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Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two. Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat. DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew, (more coming soon) Player:Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods Flying Pig Cultist of the Cult of Flying Pigs You're amazing, do you know that? Every one of you.
Also, Golden and Wes, for your information, I am not a girl, while I act like one, I am a boy
Sorry
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Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
BECAUSE YOU ARE SMART, AND YOU CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT GET. OVER. IT
Please?
...Now you sound like my Mom. Except for the 'please'.
Oh, wow
BUT. GET. OVER. IT. NOW
Please? it will make me feel better?
*Purrs*
Sure...
*My Orange Tabby likes to purr just before assaulting people. I am concerned.*
*Purrs, then stabs you slowly, as a sign of love*
um...
Cats can do that
They can stab people? I know their claws are sharp (from experience -- all of them seem to have something against me) but...I don't think they're that deadly.
The attacking people thing is very much true though.
Yes!
You see...dogs don't have a tendency to attack you...I love my dog (even though she's a little...uh...best way to put this is "criminally insane")
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Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two. Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat. DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew, (more coming soon) Player:Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods Flying Pig Cultist of the Cult of Flying Pigs You're amazing, do you know that? Every one of you.
*My Orange Tabby likes to purr just before assaulting people. I am concerned.*
*Purrs, then stabs you slowly, as a sign of love*
um...
Cats can do that
Mine does.
Wait... that doesn't sound like I'm saying Gato's mine, right?
Hey, all, I fit the 'Socially awkward nerd' stereotype!
I see
Well, i hear!
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Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
BECAUSE YOU ARE SMART, AND YOU CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT GET. OVER. IT
Please?
...Now you sound like my Mom. Except for the 'please'.
Oh, wow
BUT. GET. OVER. IT. NOW
Please? it will make me feel better?
*Purrs*
Sure...
*My Orange Tabby likes to purr just before assaulting people. I am concerned.*
*Purrs, then stabs you slowly, as a sign of love*
um...
Cats can do that
They can stab people? I know their claws are sharp (from experience -- all of them seem to have something against me) but...I don't think they're that deadly.
The attacking people thing is very much true though.
Yes!
You see...dogs don't have a tendency to attack you...I love my dog (even though she's a little...uh...best way to put this is "criminally insane")
I will stab you,
Gently
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Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
BECAUSE YOU ARE SMART, AND YOU CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT GET. OVER. IT
Please?
...Now you sound like my Mom. Except for the 'please'.
Oh, wow
BUT. GET. OVER. IT. NOW
Please? it will make me feel better?
*Purrs*
Sure...
*My Orange Tabby likes to purr just before assaulting people. I am concerned.*
*Purrs, then stabs you slowly, as a sign of love*
um...
Cats can do that
They can stab people? I know their claws are sharp (from experience -- all of them seem to have something against me) but...I don't think they're that deadly.
The attacking people thing is very much true though.
Yes!
You see...dogs don't have a tendency to attack you...I love my dog (even though she's a little...uh...best way to put this is "criminally insane")
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two. Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat. DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew, (more coming soon) Player:Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods Flying Pig Cultist of the Cult of Flying Pigs You're amazing, do you know that? Every one of you.
I'm happy...this is my 1000th post. Happiness and love to all of you and everyone out there! :)
(idk why I did this but...)
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Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two. Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat. DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew, (more coming soon) Player:Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods Flying Pig Cultist of the Cult of Flying Pigs You're amazing, do you know that? Every one of you.
BECAUSE YOU ARE SMART, AND YOU CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT GET. OVER. IT
Please?
...Now you sound like my Mom. Except for the 'please'.
Oh, wow
BUT. GET. OVER. IT. NOW
Please? it will make me feel better?
*Purrs*
Sure...
*My Orange Tabby likes to purr just before assaulting people. I am concerned.*
*Purrs, then stabs you slowly, as a sign of love*
um...
Cats can do that
They can stab people? I know their claws are sharp (from experience -- all of them seem to have something against me) but...I don't think they're that deadly.
The attacking people thing is very much true though.
Yes!
You see...dogs don't have a tendency to attack you...I love my dog (even though she's a little...uh...best way to put this is "criminally insane")
I will stab you,
Gently
nononononono i'll pass
I am a boy, you guys made it sound like i was a girl
*Stabs, slowly, and gently*
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Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two. Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat. DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew, (more coming soon) Player:Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods Flying Pig Cultist of the Cult of Flying Pigs You're amazing, do you know that? Every one of you.
I'm happy...this is my 1000th post. Happiness and love to all of you and everyone out there! :)
(idk why I did this but...)
Im about to get 2000
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Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Yes!
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
:0
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two.
Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew, (more coming soon)
Player: Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods
Flying Pig Cultist of the Cult of Flying Pigs
You're amazing, do you know that? Every one of you.
Also, Golden and Wes, for your information, I am not a girl, while I act like one, I am a boy
Sorry
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Mine does.
Wait... that doesn't sound like I'm saying Gato's mine, right?
Hey, all, I fit the 'Socially awkward nerd' stereotype!
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
Hiya!
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
You see...dogs don't have a tendency to attack you...I love my dog (even though she's a little...uh...best way to put this is "criminally insane")
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two.
Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew, (more coming soon)
Player: Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods
Flying Pig Cultist of the Cult of Flying Pigs
You're amazing, do you know that? Every one of you.
I see
Well, i hear!
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I will stab you,
Gently
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Wait, you hear?!
*Turns to look at window and gasps*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
Hehe
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Huh? Wait, I'm confused.
nononononono i'll pass
Wyd?
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two.
Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew, (more coming soon)
Player: Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods
Flying Pig Cultist of the Cult of Flying Pigs
You're amazing, do you know that? Every one of you.
?
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
I'm happy...this is my 1000th post. Happiness and love to all of you and everyone out there! :)
(idk why I did this but...)
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two.
Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew, (more coming soon)
Player: Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods
Flying Pig Cultist of the Cult of Flying Pigs
You're amazing, do you know that? Every one of you.
I am a boy, you guys made it sound like i was a girl
*Stabs, slowly, and gently*
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
(What're you doing?)
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two.
Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew, (more coming soon)
Player: Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods
Flying Pig Cultist of the Cult of Flying Pigs
You're amazing, do you know that? Every one of you.
Im about to get 2000
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Wait, why are you saying sorry?
Also, I didn't think you were a girl; just thought you were a chiller-than-average boy.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
school >_<
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
same
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
Literally as you posted this the neighbor's dogs started barking :)
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)